Yeah, I remember when my hill only had two jumps and one rail. Both of the jumps were tiny POS's. And the 'takeoff' for the rail was way too steep to do the rail well. And then they bought a pipe dragon, but didn't know how to use it, so the first time them broomed the pipe, they blew the hydrolics and broke the damn thing. So we had to go all season with an ungroomed pipe. Yeah, those were the days...
Oh fuck, that was last season!!!
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up in the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat same results complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to him “Jesus Walt, what are you doing? You know your going to get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don’t you knock it off?” And he said to me “Brody, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”