Well, if Kerry is truly a man of the modern world, it really shouldn't matter to him. It's just a religion right? A denomination in a faith that is considered by so many intellectuals as equal to believing in Santa Claus. Kerry should just be like, 'Alright Catholic dudes... I don't believe in you either! So there!' But that won't happen, we know it. He'll be a Jack-Catholic, kinda like a non-practicing Mormon, except Catholic, and not Mormon, and he doesn't have holy garments under his shirt, so he couldn't be anyways...
'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire