Reincarnation of buddha

Think how bad it would be if he was the reincarnation and then he rallied people and then created an army to take over the world and then was killed by the US.
 
ya i would fake it, till people believed every word i said, then tell them oh by the way buddha doesnt exsits, i know, i am him, you are all gay. follow me or you will get aids
 
exactly, and meditating for six months strait without eating or drinking is impossible and wont help him at all. To atain enlightenment you must think of food as a necessity, not a luxury
 
Yeah, that's definitely the first thing that comes to my mind when I think of buddhism. That sounds more like a religious thing that'd go on in the middle east, buddhism is actually constructive.
 
exactly. But before "buddha" reached enlightenment he starved himself eating and drinking enough to bearaly survive. Then he found "the middle road" and thats what helped him become enlightened
 
yeah, in world relgions we watched that shitty movie with Keano Reaves (sp?) Little Buddha. But yeah, its all about the middle way, like he went from extreme wealth, then extreme poverty, then was like screw both of these im taking the middle
 
The onlything reall about that entire article was the fact that industry has sprung up around this fake. The one constant in the universe is that people like to make money, Period! This kid probably eats drinks and beats off like the rest of us once that screen goes up in the evening.
 
yeah he is. that just wasnt his real name. it was like sidharta guatama or somthing, but that doesnt mean he wasnt a person.
 
true, but he still ate and drank, evan if it was pracitcly nothing. its a fact that the human body can't go more than a week without water, and starvation didn't turn out to be "the middle way".
 
after reading that article ive decided that he is actually dead, and there is a stick behind him that holds him up
 
He ate a grain of rice a day, I don't believe that this is the reincarnation of the buddha, and if he is the buddha, then he won't attack the us, buddhists are pacifists, and if he tried to lead an army, then everyone would know he was a fake, and would be rediculously stupid to still follow him.
 
Gautama Siddhartha was supposed to have reached enlightenment, which in Buddhism means that he isn't comming back because he would have reached nirvana and become one with the universe. So...it kinda contradicts the whole purpose of the religion to say he is the reincarnation of Gautama Siddhartha.
 
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