Regret thread.

Doesn't matter. The chance to play for a national team at any sport no matter the level would have been awesome. Shit, I'd play on the USA Handball team and we are garbage at that also.
 
Smoking so much weed in college. I often wonder if I could have moved past the collegiate level with baseball if I had actually spent some time in the weight room, doing more than the bare necessities. I was still pretty good for the level I was at, but I still wonder if I could have made a go at the next level.

 
dumping a girl

being incedibly fucking shy for my first 2 years of highschool that fucked me over

not throwing down

quitting soccer

need more carpe diem

 
I go to UA, it's dope as fuck here and our water ski team is actually really good as far I know. I regret you not coming too, it would have been cool to have another NSer here. Roll Tide
 
3rd grade. She was blonde. She had blue eyes. And she lived just down the street from me. I had never properly introduced myself to her before, she and her family had moved in just a couple weeks back. So, classy little 3rd grader me decided that I shall go meet this fine specimen, maybe let her play in my backyard (I was a picky boy and didn't let just anyone play in my backyard). Anyways, I met her and she was perfect. She made me laugh and smile, she loved video games and GI Joes too! Everyday after school we'd hang out. Sometimes my best friend would even come and play with us. Us three became inseparable like sleepovers every night on weekends. We became extremely comfortable with each other. One night the girl told us something. She said that she had seen something on TV that her parents told her was 'humping'. When she said that my mind immediately said 'humping? Must mean humpback whales!' So I then laid facedown on the floor and preformed a humpback whale demonstration which basically included sticking my butt in the air and screaming 'humpback!' The girl looked at me funny and said 'no no no thats not humping silly. This is humping!' she laid me on my back and then straddled me. This had never happened before i didn't know what to do. I looked to my side and saw my guy friend staring at us with this weird smirk on his face. I looked back up and there she was still on top of me doing some weird criss-cross-applesauce mamajama and then she leaned down in front of my face and gave me a kiss. stunned, i did what i thought was best to do. I had seen movies with people kissing so how hard could it be? So i tried at this kissing thing. we laid there for a good two minutes with my friend still watching. Finally she got off. And she then did the same thing to my friend! I didn't feel any jealousy what so ever cause i didn't know how this stuff works. Like is that what is supposed to happen? Does there always have to be another guy waiting to have his go at the woman? Hell if i knew. Once her and my friend were done we decided to go to bed. it was already 7:30! After that night all i could think about was what had happened. I wanted, no, i needed more of her. We literally continued to do this for a solid two months. Over the course of those two months I experienced my first nipple touch, crotch grab, soft penis sex (does that count?), and kissing of the same sex. Yes she made me and my friend makeout. Why did we do it? I have no clue. I don't remember if i liked it or not...I got greedy sometimes and just invited her over and not the guy. I liked it when it was just me and her cause I had all the attention! I used her. Yes I did. But I didn't understand the rules of casual sex so i thought this was completely okay. Well it turned out it wasnt. My parents finally caught wind of what was really going on. To cover up sometimes we'd say we were playing crazy eights or some game. The parents sat us down and talked to all of us and told us that this was not for children. they gave me this awkward book on sex that id read quite often to myself. For a while i wasn't aloud to hang out with that girl. Id sometimes glance down the street to see if id catch her doing something outside but i never did. When we were finally aloud to see each other again we had no intentions of reliving the past. 'Just friends' we said to each other and then we picked up our cap guns and chased some Aliens.

Why do I regret this? Because I was too young perhaps...or perhaps it was because I was completely okay with making out with a guy...either way I'll never forget it. Sometimes I wish I could cause the girl is an emo lesbian now.

Sparknotes: Had weird soft penis sex, made out with guy best friend and didn't feel bad about it, made fool out of myself for thinking 'humping' referred to humpback whales all in 3rd grade.
 
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YES!
 
1. Lets friend drive car

2. Friend crashes car

3. Disregards payment for damages because friend

4. Same friend moves in on prospective girl

5. Friend dates girl

6. Starts talking to friend again after a few months, but still the same asshole

7. GG, got played
 
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doing so many drugs and really slowing down my life/fucking up a career job because of them. besides that no ragrets even with the fat hoes ive fucked. acutally one more banging one of the chicks i was living with, why didnt i bang the other one and avoid all the fuck shit she did
 
Not kissing my 7th grade girlfriend, now shes smoking hot

Didnt save money for Windells now I'm siiting on NS all summer

Left a party early and missed hot drunk chicks making out
 
I regret letting Deckard take the job of killing all the droids on earth. I would've done that shit twice as fast with way more explosives and less speeches that question what makes one human. Further, I would've hit and quit Racheal. Bitch is crazy AF.
 
Quitting gymnastics. Almost went elite. 2 ACL tears and a fractured vertebrae fucked me over for almost 2 years and by then it was nearly impossible to get back to where I was. I should have at least tried tho. Even if I wasn't at an elite level I could have still competed regionally. Shit
 
11604888:bennybaker said:
3rd grade. She was blonde. She had blue eyes. And she lived just down the street from me. I had never properly introduced myself to her before, she and her family had moved in just a couple weeks back. So, classy little 3rd grader me decided that I shall go meet this fine specimen, maybe let her play in my backyard (I was a picky boy and didn't let just anyone play in my backyard). Anyways, I met her and she was perfect. She made me laugh and smile, she loved video games and GI Joes too! Everyday after school we'd hang out. Sometimes my best friend would even come and play with us. Us three became inseparable like sleepovers every night on weekends. We became extremely comfortable with each other. One night the girl told us something. She said that she had seen something on TV that her parents told her was 'humping'. When she said that my mind immediately said 'humping? Must mean humpback whales!' So I then laid facedown on the floor and preformed a humpback whale demonstration which basically included sticking my butt in the air and screaming 'humpback!' The girl looked at me funny and said 'no no no thats not humping silly. This is humping!' she laid me on my back and then straddled me. This had never happened before i didn't know what to do. I looked to my side and saw my guy friend staring at us with this weird smirk on his face. I looked back up and there she was still on top of me doing some weird criss-cross-applesauce mamajama and then she leaned down in front of my face and gave me a kiss. stunned, i did what i thought was best to do. I had seen movies with people kissing so how hard could it be? So i tried at this kissing thing. we laid there for a good two minutes with my friend still watching. Finally she got off. And she then did the same thing to my friend! I didn't feel any jealousy what so ever cause i didn't know how this stuff works. Like is that what is supposed to happen? Does there always have to be another guy waiting to have his go at the woman? Hell if i knew. Once her and my friend were done we decided to go to bed. it was already 7:30! After that night all i could think about was what had happened. I wanted, no, i needed more of her. We literally continued to do this for a solid two months. Over the course of those two months I experienced my first nipple touch, crotch grab, soft penis sex (does that count?), and kissing of the same sex. Yes she made me and my friend makeout. Why did we do it? I have no clue. I don't remember if i liked it or not...I got greedy sometimes and just invited her over and not the guy. I liked it when it was just me and her cause I had all the attention! I used her. Yes I did. But I didn't understand the rules of casual sex so i thought this was completely okay. Well it turned out it wasnt. My parents finally caught wind of what was really going on. To cover up sometimes we'd say we were playing crazy eights or some game. The parents sat us down and talked to all of us and told us that this was not for children. they gave me this awkward book on sex that id read quite often to myself. For a while i wasn't aloud to hang out with that girl. Id sometimes glance down the street to see if id catch her doing something outside but i never did. When we were finally aloud to see each other again we had no intentions of reliving the past. 'Just friends' we said to each other and then we picked up our cap guns and chased some Aliens.

Why do I regret this? Because I was too young perhaps...or perhaps it was because I was completely okay with making out with a guy...either way I'll never forget it. Sometimes I wish I could cause the girl is an emo lesbian now.

Sparknotes: Had weird soft penis sex, made out with guy best friend and didn't feel bad about it, made fool out of myself for thinking 'humping' referred to humpback whales all in 3rd grade.

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So far there isn't too much I regret. Yeah there's that one girl that I wished I had went for. I just hope later in life I can look back and be satisfied with what I did.

I almost feel like Walter Mitty from that movie. Daydreaming about what I want to do or wish had done. Though I have yet to reach to "Do" stage. I really liked Life Magazine's motto in the movie - To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.

If I can look back and see that I have done what that motto says then I will have no regrets. If not, then that's where my regrets will lie.
 
I regret procrastinating a whole summer to get a job. I got a job the last week of summer, which in turn made me miss the first week of XC practice so I was slow the whole season and didn't reach any of my goals. If I wouldn't have procrastinated I could have probably got a job that I actually wanted and could have made more money, I could have more money saved to purchase my own car.

In the 5th grade I chose to not go into any advanced classes because didn't want to work harder and now having spent 6 years on the same base level track of classes with a really half-assed attitude I have dumbed myself down when I could probably be taking multiple AP and honors classes.

Not studying for ACT/SAT and now that I have to apply for college soon I dont qualify for a WUE scholarship.

After the shooting at my school when I got picked up by my parents I was so out of it that I didn't really even seen happy to see them. I wasn't even that deeply affected by the incident itself at the time, and I was happy to see them.

Yeah, I have ragrets
 
I met a girl at a bar in Boulder. I really liked her, she liked hockey, was pretty and did some park as well. She was on spring break from MSU, and we talked about meeting up at Keystone the next day.

Thing is, I was engaged, and I felt like shit the next morning for falling for another girl so when I saw her in the park, I just ignored her.

Formerly intended....bitch...

Getting a DUI 8 years ago fucked my life around a bit too
 
Im a Junior in High School so im still pretty young but for the first 2 years of high school I regret:

-Not getting as good grades as I should have

-Not going for some girls

-Not going to many parties

-Making some other retarded decisions
 
When I was younger I was in a really bad car accident. My sister was flown to a bigger hospital. I went to the closest one to get fixed up. I arrived at her hospital that evening. She was in ICU for a few days. I was so terrified to see her hooked up to all the machines and all beat up. So I never went to see her in the room. As a kid, her dying wasn't an option to me. But she did, and I was too selfish and didn't get to say bye until it was too late.
 
My most recent regret, I parked on the grass at a local skate park. Somehow got a misdemeanor for reckless driving. Could go to jail for up to 30 days, pay up to $2000, and get 5 points on my license.
 
Nowhere near as serious as some of the previous posts but, I regret never going skiing before the age of 18..... Really really wish I had started earlier. I also regret never hooking up with a girl in 8th grade. All her friends turned toward me telling me to ask her out but I was too shy at the time, and puberty hit her well :(
 
13108279:Chewy. said:
When I was younger I was in a really bad car accident. My sister was flown to a bigger hospital. I went to the closest one to get fixed up. I arrived at her hospital that evening. She was in ICU for a few days. I was so terrified to see her hooked up to all the machines and all beat up. So I never went to see her in the room. As a kid, her dying wasn't an option to me. But she did, and I was too selfish and didn't get to say bye until it was too late.

Awww Chewy):
 
13108279:Chewy. said:
When I was younger I was in a really bad car accident. My sister was flown to a bigger hospital. I went to the closest one to get fixed up. I arrived at her hospital that evening. She was in ICU for a few days. I was so terrified to see her hooked up to all the machines and all beat up. So I never went to see her in the room. As a kid, her dying wasn't an option to me. But she did, and I was too selfish and didn't get to say bye until it was too late.

If this is real I am so sorry for ya... That would literally be the worst possible thing to have to dwell on. I do lots of crazy shit with my brothers and never think about if something went wrong, but every once in a while I think about crap like this and how awful it would be. Vibes.
 
Leaving college for the third time, knowing that was the last chance I had

Getting myself banned from a certain town in CA for telling white supremacist to fuck off while drunk, therefore making myself a enemy and open to getting jumped/tires slashed/shot at. Didnt realize he was a gang member.

Never going to a single one of my friends funerals

Going to Europe instead of starting a plumbing apprenticeship. Now living in a shit house, with no internet, and not any luck of a job after a month. But hey, at least there are memories right?

I also regret ever trying to kill myself, and resisting medication. Id be in a totally different world if I hadnt.
 
I always live by the idea of always taking risks, because otherwise you'll regret it later. Well there's this one girl I asked out a while back and she ended up saying no and we were good friends but now everything is awkward...lol.
 
I regret spending so much time with my older brother. It sounds fucked I know, but he would give me free drugs all the time and alcohol. It started in 7th grade and I've been seeing my friends falling to a lifestyle of sitting on their asses crazy high all day. It scares me a little bit to know exactly how much I've consumed regularly since then and what my family thinks. Have I changed? Did drugs change me?
 
13111832:Pigeon. said:
I regret spending so much time with my older brother. It sounds fucked I know, but he would give me free drugs all the time and alcohol. It started in 7th grade and I've been seeing my friends falling to a lifestyle of sitting on their asses crazy high all day. It scares me a little bit to know exactly how much I've consumed regularly since then and what my family thinks. Have I changed? Did drugs change me?

Shit, I can relate to this so much. My brother was the exact same way.
 
13108279:Chewy. said:
When I was younger I was in a really bad car accident. My sister was flown to a bigger hospital. I went to the closest one to get fixed up. I arrived at her hospital that evening. She was in ICU for a few days. I was so terrified to see her hooked up to all the machines and all beat up. So I never went to see her in the room. As a kid, her dying wasn't an option to me. But she did, and I was too selfish and didn't get to say bye until it was too late.

Wow. I'm really sorry dude
 
Being dishonest with myself.and just hopping from distraction like a frog on a lilly pad. And I regret regretting as well.
 
Dropping 40k on a house when I was 25 thinking I needed to grow up. Shoulda taken a chance and invested in LuLulemon, or Dow chemical in 09 when shit tanked. First world problems
 
oh yeah, not moving to the mountains for a year or two instead of buying a house.

Kids, don't grow up to soon, it's not worth it.
 
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