Rediculous ski crash thread!

skiunit101

skiunit101

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alright well my mountain is gay and puts up slow signs in the middle of the run and it goes all the way across the fuckin run...

well i was haulin ass and findiing the easiest way through possible and im going towards it and this texan bitch decides to go in front of my and i cut to the right, catch my edge, slide and wrap around a pole by my stomache that is holding the sign up and it didnt hurt one bit but still... fuck that bitch haha
 
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lol. i've slammed into slow signs going switch so many times and fallen over them...

one time the patrol got soo pissed at me.
 
so I'm skiing down snowshed at Killington, and if you know snowshed you know it's the flattest run possible to still ski down, a few years ago and I'm just cruising down all the way to skiers left to get some eats. I stay to the side to avoid the tourists and gapers and what not and typically have no problem. suddenly a ski school group snakes in front of me in their stupid line completely cutting me off! not wanting to run over a bunch of 3 year old munchkins I cut to the left and into the trees where I flipped over and got my ski stuck in a tree. I was stuck there for awhile, and the munchkins had no idea what they had just been saved from.
 
haha i love killington but yea snowshed and ramshead are noob attractions...you gotta stay over at bear where its always sunny, great parks, and no noobs
 
late april i was skiin and launched this cattrack on Upper ramsey Mt. ROse NV, little did i know there was no more snow on the effin run! broke my nose and shattered my kneecap, . . . morpheme is the best shit on earth!
 
you should prolly follow the rules at your mountain so your dumb ass doesnt hurt its self and other ppl

all rules are for your safety and you shouldnt think your cool for being a fag and breaking them
 
word, I always head over there first thing in the morning. but for some reason we started to park at snowshed so I head back there to pick up lunch from the car naa mean?

yeah, it's so nice how it's sunny there constantly though. there can be such a temp. difference between that and say the canyon quad area. soooo cold there.
 
it dislocated my right arm...the end of my arm was over by my neck. hurt like no other to get it back in.
 
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