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why the hell didn't we trade nixon instead of shea. nixon has sucked since the second season he was on the team. sure his first year he had a great season, but the past two and a half he's been horrible. twice up tonight with bases loaded and all he needed was a single to win it and he failed. personally i think we got put damian jackson in right field and it would be more beneficial to the team. instead of treating him as just a runner, he didn't has too bad of a bat either. instead trot continues to suck. we should've traded trot and someone else we never use for kim since they wanted him so badly. he better pick up his game soon too.

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word to that amanda... i was thinkin the same thing when i was watching the game today... fuckin nixon... o well, it was a good game anyways

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its because nobody fuckin want trot...and what the fuck happened tonight (thursday) why the fuck couldnt we do what we did yesturday...i was at that game and it just started to get boring in the third/forth, until securty started getting pissed at me for having a few beach balls...oh well, fuckin sox

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the yankees are fuckin suckin wind so far, fuck the yankees this year, im goin for the mariners this yera

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fuck, i've wanted nixon to be traded for a long time. Again, no one really wants to take him, the sox could get more for shea. Unfortunately, Epstein is an idiot and got kim, who blows. Our problem is, who do we replace him with. We've got a bunch of infielders, but only three outfielders, and that inlcudes manny. We've got to get rid of either giambi or sanchez, and find another outfielder that at least switch up with nixon.

and what the hell is wrong with damon? he blows this year.

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whoa whoa whoa....johnny definately doesn't blow this year he's coming around. but yeah the three outfielder thing is friggen ridiculous. i really think they should turn damian into another outfielder. manny showed the other night that'd he'd obviously rather be just dh. stupid bastard drops a ball hit to him. maybe his bat would pick up if all he had to do was bat. maybe he feels he doesn't get paid enough to do more than bat. lazy

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lol, doesnt get paid enough. He's not really supposed to be the left fielder though, kinda turned out that way after everret left (and one other guy, i can't remember his name). and fuck, ortiz sure as hell can't play in the field, and hes playing well at DH, he should be our every day guy. Yeah, i also think that jackson or someone should be converted to play in the field, didnt giambi start his career in left with oakland?

and about damon, hes at career lows for batting average, and more importantly, on base pct. hes our fucking leadoff batter, and his OBP his .311

that's crap. yes, I know hes statistically supposed to be a late bloomer, but fucked hes been in the league long enough that he should be consistant enough the whole year. don't get me wrong, I love the guy, but he has to get his act together. fuck, the rest of the team bats like .290 something, why cant he?

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yea, damon is just in a big slump right now. i still have faith in him to turn it around tho. and i definetly think that manny is one of the laziest baseball players ive ever seen. dont get me wrong tho, i love the guy and hes a key player for the sox, but hes just plain lazy. maybe he should just be DH for the rest of the year. I also think that giambi did a pretty descent job in left last night

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dude, i like johnny and nixon a lot, because theyre hella dirt dogs and their red sox favorites, we should trade the loser journeymen like mueller and millar and those guys and for somebody better than fuckin kim

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trade mueller and millar? are you serious? meullers batting .350 and millar is batting over .300 and has 10 homeruns. i dont know what games your watching but picking up those two guys was genius

 
yea why the hell would they trade tose guys thats messed.. i dont think they should have traded either of those guys i think they should have given up one of the other pitchers or someone like burkett but maybe they would'nt take the deal

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Why do you even care, they'll never make it anywhere in the post season..

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first of all, fuck you bigskia, they will. second of all, mueller and miller are sick. They are sweet offensively and are better at the corners that shea and whatever shuffle at first we had going on last year.

get rid of the utility infielders for untility outfields, or relief pitching, thats what we need.

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i think this is the soxs year..... i hope..... maybe...... fuckin yankees can suck my cockin balls

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i dont want to jinx anything by saying thats its their year, but they are playing better and I think have the depth to go further. hopefully the mariners athletics and angels will beat up on each other, making the wildcard easier cause the yankees aren't likely to play this poorly for ever.

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this year is the 100 year anniversary of the last time the red sox won the world series... and also the last time we played the pittsburg pirates was that year, and we played them for the first time since then, this year

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no it isnt, the red sox won the world series at least three times in the teens

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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
not that it matters, cuz this is toronto's year...they have amazing hitting, right up there with the best...and if they can get their pitchers in order they will take the division.

Joel
 
heres a tip, its never torontos year, its never any team besides the red sox or yankees year in the al east, thats just the way it is, thats like the rangers beating the a's and angels

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Dan Maguire

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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
i guess it wasnt the jays year in 89, or 92, or 93 either if what youre saying is true. hmmm.

Joel
 
wow, that was all jibberish to me. so...

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fuck, i mean concur

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yeah well seeing as the divisions were totally different then...

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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
ok lets put it into perspective. jays are a game back of the division lead. they have carlos delgado, who leads the majors in homers, runs and rbi, and leads the al in slugging %. vernon wells is second in the majors in rbi, and there are a bunch more players who are killing it offensively. all they need is for their pitchers to start playing consistently, and they will take the division, hands down. so you bosox and yankee fans, stop arguing amongst yourselves, open up your eyes, and you'll see that the jays are a major threat for the division title as well.

Joel
 
lanks keep your pants on... its not torontos year

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the M's kick ass, but they always flop post-season. and it makes me cry im from wash. oh ya, toronto cant pitch.

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def not toronto's year. this one will actually be a battle between the sox and yanks for the pennant. as for trading miller and mueller....are you fucking nuts..they're the only ones besides nomah that consistently hit the ball, especially in clutch situations. but once again...trot nixon sucks

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ya, im sorry, it wont ever be torontos year as long as the management in boston and new york stay the way they are, or unless they switch to the NL east when the expos leave. They don't have the money to compete in that division, smallmarket teams like minnisota and oakland can do well because their divisions dont spend money like crazy. well, texas does, but the're retarded

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yeah people, they only have the hottest hitter in the league right now, carlos delgado, who, by the way, hit another homer today. and they have two or three of their starters on the DL. once hinske and stewart some back, the jays will vault to the top of the standings.

Joel
 
devil rays suck balls

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baseball is fun to play... fun to bet on, fun to go to... but on TV... 9 innings can be LLOOOOOONNNNGGGG.

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a)-^tweety is a post whore

b) having the hottest hitter in the league means absolutley shit. think of a few years ago when the mariners had griffey and johnson(best hitter and pitcher of that time) along with tino, edgar, and a rod. and they very rarely made it past the first round of the post season. so if the mariners coud barely get any where with all those start players, toronto is getting any where. lanks your retarded. one player can no carry a team to the world series

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vault to the top of the standings. my god, you really are blind to how bad they suck. The've been lucky so far this year, and only have 2 good pitchers, lidle and halladay, good pitchers, not aces. Plus they have no depth in the bullpen, sorry to break your bubble, but they suck. The're just playing way better than they are right now. The'll cool off, dont worry.

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nixon just hit 3 run triple against the astros, so i forgive him untill he fucks up again

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alright, lets just look back to last year when barry bonds, who was the franchise, brought the giants to the world series. now im not saying that this happens a lot, or that it will happen for the jays, but that wasnt even my point in my other posts. im saying that the jays have insane offensive skills, which is proven by the fact that they have scored the most runs, have the most RBIs, most doubles, and most total bases in the MLB. what i also said is that their pitching is their achilles heel and in order to win they need better pitching for sure.

Joel
 
yea, so in other words, its not the year of the jays... and isnt it achilles tendon?

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k, the giants had a lot more than just barry. jeff kent is awesome, rob nen is amazing, they had lofton, rich aurilia, i could go on. they are nothing like the jays, im sorry.

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giants r a good team.... red sox r playing much better this year thank god!

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thought toronto's pitching sucks overall, they have a few players who will own games when it matters and thus post season success...not to mention pitching doesn't matter as much when you hit like the jays who probably average 7 runs a game.

and they're on a crazy streak...slowed down a bit but look how shitty they started compared to now

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ever seen the episode of family guy where theyre going to a red sox game and Chris makes a sign that says John 3:16 and Meg asks what that means and Brian looks it up and it said 'Go Sox' Haha.

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i didnt plan on having to spoonfeed anyone on here, but it has come to this... achilles heel is an expression referring to a lone major weakness or flaw, and in Toronto's case, it is their pitching.

Joel
 
Kim is pitching today......

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mariberries what the hell are you talking about? the red sox have their act together... they are in first you dumbass

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pat you suck you should be a sox fan you live in nh. oh yeah and trot did ok yesterday but yeah he stills sucks. manny is the man for winning it by actually hitting to the opposite field for once though

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