Red Hot Chili Peppers

Crystal-needs-a-park

Crystal-needs-a-park

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whenever i hear a rhcp song, i can tactually hear the lyrics... all i can hear is 'im a dirty heroin addict.'

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
whats wrong with being a dirty heroin addict

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
seriously

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
which songs are you listening to?

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
im listening to rhcp as we speak, they havent done heroin in a long time. but yeah, californication is ranked up there in my top 10 albums of all time.

jeff
 
i just happened to be watching cone heads today, i completely forgot that 'soul to squeeze' was in the movie.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
ive grown up on rhcp, they are the shit, no question

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'Where are the life skills learned in gym class, your never going to walk into a room filled with people and say 'based on what i learned in gym class, im going to throw a red ball at a fat guy.''

-jim gaffigan

bomb hills not cities

 
^^Soul To Squeeze is my favorite rchp song, although I could never figure out what the songs name was till I saw Coneheads, then I saw the music video and that is like a Coneheads music video. Great song for a mediocre SNL movie... But yeah, fuckin awsome band, there isn't another group out there that can turn out the quality of albums they do as regularly as they do...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
^^haha me too, they were like the first band i really got into because my sister listneed to them alot. one of there less popular songs that kicks ass is 'right on time' its like #14 on californication its badass

 
to whoever said One Hot Minute was good, no offense but you couldn't be more wrong -terrible it was, mostly because they had gay ass Dave Navarro on board. Californication, however, could be the best comeback album ever, and one of the best albums ever, period. I just saw them live in Edinburgh, best night of my life, and they rocked. Dirty heroin addicts no more, i assure you.

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Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are Rules.

 
I heard that a member of rhcp die of an heroin overdose in their begining.. this band exist since a very long time.

Red hot chili peppers rock , they are just too good!

 
Ya, that was in '90 or something like that Hillel was his name I think. That song 'Under the Bridge' was inspired by his death. RCHP has been around since 1981 if I can remember my facts right...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
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