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You: How does a turtle cross the highway if it has no legs or arms?

They say: I dont know.

You: I'll give you a hint. Take the "F" out of "Freeway" and the "F" out of way.

---here they might be like what what i dont get it. keep reciting the joke.---

finally they will say, "There is no F in way!"

LOL
 
woops, third line of the joke is supposed to go:

You: I'll give you a hint. Take the "F" out of "Free" and the "F" out of "way."
 
this guy walks into a bar and sees this super hot lady and decides he has to talk to her. He goes over to her and asks her her name. She says Carmen. The guy goes, well thats an interesting name, i dont know anyone named carmen. She said her name used to be Rhonda and she hated it so she changed it to the two things she likes most, cars and men. Then she asked the man his name and he replied, golftits
 
frisbee-fail.jpg
 
hahaha thats great. i just called my friend and right away hes like there is no F in way and im like bahahahahaha
 
Whats green, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree and hit you, you would die?

A pool table
 
ya but really you fail cuz thats a classic joke.

but its actually why cant hellen keller drive.

why does hellen keller play the piano with one hand?

she sings with the other
 
bahahaaa

how did hellen keller burn her face?

she tried to answer the iron

howd she burn the other side?

they called back
 
What do you call 32 rednecks at a bar?

A full set of teeth

A woman is paying for her groceries. She pays for some eggs, bacon and

milk. A man behind her says, "You must be single." The woman looks at

the man and then at the groceries and says, "Yes, but how did you

know?" The man replies, "Because you're ugly."
 
The "no F in way" joke has worked perfectly on my entire family. i told it to my mom when we were all out to dinner and it was hilarious.
 
How do you change a blondes mind?

Blow in her ear.

What do you call 10 blondes lined up shoulder to shoulder?

A windtunnel.

What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, etc?

A blonde doing cartwheels.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch n' sniff stickers at the bottom of a pool.

How do you know that a blonde has been using a computer?

There's white out on the screen and the joystick is wet.

 
why did helen keller's dog kill it self?

You would too, if your name was unnnnnduuuduuublauushibitibaa

how do you get a baby to stop goin in circles?

nail its other hand to the floor
 
i already posted this one but i've seen some repeats in this thread already so herewego

a pirate walks into a bar, wearing a steering wheel in his pants. he sits down, and orders a drink. as teh bartender hands him his drink, he asks,

"hey, why do you have that steering wheel in your pants?"

the pirate leans in and replies, "Arg, I don't know, but it's drivin me nuts"
 
ok i get the original joke...but why take the f out of free if the "ree" isnt repeated in the answer?
 
A family has three girls name Rose, Tulip, and Cinderblock. One day

Rose goes to her parents and says "Why am I named Rose?" Her parents

respond "Well, when we were carrying you out of the hospital, a rose

pedal fell on your head, so we named you Rose." A few days later, Tulip

goes to her parents and asks "Why am I named Tulip?" Her parents

respond "Well, when we were carrying you out of the hospital, a Tulip

pedal fell on your head, so we named you Tulip." A few days later

Cinderblock goes to her parents and says

"uuaeyuauyaheuhyhahyhayuuauyuuau"
 
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