Recipe Thread

Rice:

1. Get any amount of rice

2. Wash it by rubbing your hands together in the rice

3. Do Step 2 until the water is semi-clear

4. Put as much water as you want, but experiment and you will get rice that is either mushey, or hard, depending on how you like it

5. Stick in rice cooker and set it to automatic

If you don't have a rice cooker, put it in a pot or something, but it sucks that way.

 
My personal favorite.

Here is the ingredients:

-One shitty idea

-One kid with too much time on his hands

-A cup of bullshit

-A pinch of internet skills

Mix in blender and Voila! Your last thread

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-Jordan-

'you pissed on a Black guy?! ......thats horrible-PJ

Like its any different than pissing on a white man, some people boggle my mind. hows that for race equality, in our backasswards society

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Viva La Praetorian Bitches'
 
For this one, you need any quantity of marijuana (anywhere around $20 for best results), a piece of cardboard for a filter, a packer (maybe a thin branch or pensil) and a king-size paper.

Steps:-

1. Grind (or cut) the marijuana into fine pieces and place it on the paper.

2. Roll the paper into a nice cylindrical shape.

3. Using the packing device, manually place the rest of the marijuana inside the rolled paper and pack it reasonable tightly together (but not too much. The objective is to allow for as much marijuana to fit in the paper as possible, while allowing for air to flow through it)

4. Twist one end of the paper to seal it.

5. Roll the cardboard so it is shaped into a filter, and place it in the other end.

... voila, a spliff.

Now, the last thing you need to do is grab a lighter and spark that shit.

Happy Blazing.

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CCR/DFP represent.

...a-hole
 
frozen Cool Whip rocks the house =)

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^ oh yeah, i eat that shit all the time

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
^gross

'Armada is to you: what a twinkie is to a fat kid' Tanner Hall

'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley
 
frozen coolwhip is godly.

Ramen noodles and any type of chopped up cooked meat (hamburger, sausage, steak...whatever). Add spaghetti sauce. Simmer for a bit.

Eat.

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'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

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1 cup

1 redbull

2 oz vodka

a few ice cubes

mix and drink. repeat as often as needed.

Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.
 
sometimes i buy a tub of it, stick it in the freezer, and just eat the whole damn thing with a spoon

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^^ u fat bitch

(tom)
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
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hahaha i dont eat it ALL the time

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ramen is always a good choice....i am gonna go make some now. a cool thing to do with ramen is to not break up the noodles and to swallow a long noodle but hold onto one end, and pull it back up your throat, it feels cool.

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time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
hm, i'll make sure to try that sometime!

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seriously, give him good ideas, maybe he will make me dinner. ;)

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
cereal:

1 bowl, add cereal,milk, 1/4 sugar?(if you please) and eat

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
Blackened Chicken and Pasta

Ingredients:

1 4 boneless skinless chicken

Instructions:

: breast halves

4 TB Chef Paul Prudhome's Poultry

: Magic

4 TB butter -- melted

1/2 lb linguini

6 TB butter

1/2 c half and half

1 ts cayenne pepper

: chopped tomatoes -- for

: garnish

: chopped green onions -- for

: garnish

Cook linguini until al dente, drain and set aside. Preheat iron

frying pan on gas grill at high heat for 20 minutes. Put poultry

magic seasoning in shallow bowl. Put melted butter in a second

shallow bowl.

Dip chicken first in butter on both sides, then in poultry magic.

Place in preheated frying pan and cook 5-6 minutes on each side.

While chicken is cooking, melt remaining 6 Tbs. butter in a dutch

oven. Add half and half and cayenne pepper. Heat over medium heat

until mixture bubbles. Add linguini. Cover and reduce heat to low.

Remove chicken from frying pan and slice into thin strips. Serve over

hot linguini noodes and garnish with tomatoes and green onions.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
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i want to eat another steak of yours...to die for. xo.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
hamburger fucking helper. goddam that shit's good.

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'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
...i just cant bring myself to eat anything called 'manwich'

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'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls

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Fast Orange Chicken

ingredients:

chicken pieces

corn flakes

orange juice

eggs

what to do:

ok take your pieces of chicken, make sure they are boneless and wash them and make they're thawed.

Crunch up the corn flakes into little tiny pieces as small as you can get without turning it into a powder.

while you are preparing this, marinate the chicken in orange juice. freshly squeezed no pulp is the best, or if you like pulp go for that. if you are buying from the store, get the high quality stuff, I suggest Simply Orange.

ok so while your chicken is marinating, break a few eggs into a bowl.

when you feel you have marinated the chicken long enough, take the pieces out of the orange juice and carefully baste it with the egg.

if you want to you can mix more orange juice in with the egg.

next put the chicken in the corn flake crumbs and cover the piece of chicken with them

make sure to preheat the oven to 350 degrees and put the pieces of chicken in a glass plate with high sidewalls.

cook your chicken for about 25-25 minutes and make sure to cut a piece open to make sure it's all done.

then enjoy it

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Mmmm orange chicken...thanks for that recipe, I may use it as well. Well, if I EVER cook for myself.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
ok here's another of my own inventions. this is my own kind of salsa i named it beefy salsa, but no beef

Ingredients:

1 onion

1-2 little baby jalapeno

1 can of tomato paste

2-3 tomatoes

lemon juice(or lime)

1 avocado(secret ingredient)

some cilantro(preferrably fresh)

1/2 tsp. of sugar(keeps acidity of tomatoes down)

tabasco sauce(red)

2 green onion sprigs(optional)

what to do:

first prepare all ingredients(peel and chop onions and tomatos into little squares, pit avocado)

next, put your avocado, chopped up jalapeno, optional green onions and tomato paste in a blender and blend the hell out of it until it is about the consistancy you want.

next add your chopped up tomatoes and onion in a bowl with the blended ingredients, be careful not to mush your tomato and onion pieces, it's gotta be beefy.

add all the remaining ingredients and stir with a spoon carefully.

put it in the fridge to chill

when you feel it is chilled to your liking, bring it out and serve with Hint Of Lime chips.

note: the tabsco sauce is also and optional ingredient so be carefull about how much you add. too much may ruin the salsa. it is used as a kickerso if you don't want tabasco sauce, add another jalapeno or your own spicy ingredient

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ok, ill try

1 Chicken Breast

2 Slices of Bacon

2 Slices of Swiss Cheese

Lettuce

Ranch Dressing

Bun

Basil

Garlic

Salt

Ok, take the chicken and marinate it in a pan of water with the basil, garlic and salt in it. do that for like 10 minutes. Start your grill to get it hot. Take a sheet of tinfoil and place it on your grill. grill your chicken on grill section. Place bacon on tin foil and let it fry. Flip bacon and chicken over. Put the two pieces of swiss cheese on the cooked side of the meat. Take the bun and put it on the top rack of your grill so it will get a little crispy and warm. when bacon is done put the bacon on top of the cheese. put the chicken, cheese, and bacon patty on the bun, put some ranch dressing on the top part of the bun and put the lettuce on it. eat.

i dont knopw the ammounts you need for this recipe, but ill make some good estimates on the numbers.

2 slices of bacon

some ground beef

onions

basil

garlic

red wine

sugar

brown sugar

oregano

rosemary

olive oil

parmesan cheese

angel hair pasta

tomato sauce/paste

fry onions, garlic, basil, rosemary, and oregano in olive oil. cut bacon into small slices. tkae ground beef and get it into smaller chunks. after the veges are done frying add the meats. make sure they are browned enough, add the tomato paste/sauce. let it bubble for a little bit, add the sugars if you want. now put in the wine (NOTE: the alcohol gets burned off so if you are trying to get drunk by adding alot you will just fuck up the sauce.) let the sauce simmer while you cook your pasta. drain the pasta and then mix the sauce in. it taste good

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Heres a few favorites

My cock + Your Mouth + Special Sauce = Good BJ

Special Juice + a punch to the nose = Jelly Doughnut

He who hesitates masturbates
 
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