Recipe for a stinky fart

Clameltoe

Clameltoe

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tell me a good recipe for a smelly fart.

1.gorgonzola

2.sriracha sauce

3.cabbage

4.little smokies

5.boiled eggs

also i feel anytime i get in a sleeping bag or put on fishing waders my farts get ten times worse.
 
I wish there was a way to upload smells to the internet. I'm convinced I'd beat anyone on NS in a fart off (pink names not included, your shit is on another level)
 
I really think this might lead to someone dying if they were all done together.

gorgonzola alfredo pasta

beers

hot sausage w/ kraut

deviled eggs

anything taco bell
 
12957855:ABdrummer said:
On a related note, farts definitely smell worse in the shower. NS scientists please explain.
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because the shower is a relatively clean area, with good smelling soaps and shit. Once you bring in a terrible smell, like the polar opposite of the shower, it appears to smell much worse just due to the contrast.
 
12957855:ABdrummer said:
On a related note, farts definitely smell worse in the shower. NS scientists please explain.
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I think its a combination of several things. Higher temperature and humidity enhance your senses of smell and taste. Then the air is moving more, with all the convection and steam moving around, so it hits you faster. And then this is all happening in a fairly confined space
 
12957855:ABdrummer said:
On a related note, farts definitely smell worse in the shower. NS scientists please explain.
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Heat energy excites molecules causing them to move through the air at a faster rate. Same principle as to why you can smell hot food more so than cold food.

To op question, for me its fucking shellfish and just seafood in general, gives me the most heinous gas. Also, baked beans, cabbage, really hoppy beers, junk food, list goes on..
 
Some of the ones that came to mind that borderline make me shart myself

-Sweet chili heat Doritos

-Clam chowder

-Hot Chili

-Taco Bell(of course)

-Sriracha sauce

-Baked beans

-Chili cheese bacon Poutine at Smokes Poutinerie.
 
I usually poop in the morning and if I miss my chance, the rest of the day = powerful Nasty farts. Quite disgusting. I forget who said it but farting is like putting shit in your hand and blowing it on someone. Eek
 
12957912:proZach said:
because the shower is a relatively clean area, with good smelling soaps and shit. Once you bring in a terrible smell, like the polar opposite of the shower, it appears to smell much worse just due to the contrast.
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12957976:freestyle_kyle said:
I think its a combination of several things. Higher temperature and humidity enhance your senses of smell and taste. Then the air is moving more, with all the convection and steam moving around, so it hits you faster. And then this is all happening in a fairly confined space
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12958134:las. said:
Heat energy excites molecules causing them to move through the air at a faster rate. Same principle as to why you can smell hot food more so than cold food.

To op question, for me its fucking shellfish and just seafood in general, gives me the most heinous gas. Also, baked beans, cabbage, really hoppy beers, junk food, list goes on..
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All valid points, however I also feel the stench reaches my nose way fucking quicker in the shower. I guess the steam brings it up?
 
12958810:ABdrummer said:
All valid points, however I also feel the stench reaches my nose way fucking quicker in the shower. I guess the steam brings it up?
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You're naked... it has no clothes to escape first
 
-wheat beer

-nacho cheese

-protein shakes

-sauerkraut

-milk

-Doritos

-chili

This will warm up your snow pants on the coldest of days
 
12958134:las. said:
Heat energy excites molecules causing them to move through the air at a faster rate. Same principle as to why you can smell hot food more so than cold food.

heinous

This is the perfect word for gas haha
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