REASONS why it would suck to be a girl

yeah i know some REALLY dumb girls too..

i was working one day and this girl next to me that i work with was staring at me all confused, i asked her what she was staring at, and shes like "Are you half black??" i was like "umm.. Lori, are you serious" and she waslike well "your hair is curly, i just thought you were black, how is it curly?" and the sad part is.. she was completely serious.. Oh and she also thinks that there are only 360 days in a year... smart girl, eh?
 
naw, it very does sux for the ladies when I fuck dem in tha pussy or tha ass cuz whateva chick I fuck, I alwayz rip dey butthole or pussy. fucken, dey alwayz gots to go to da hospital for stichez and shit cuz dey ripz be hella big. so it must do sux for tha girls. oh, maybe not for all dem cuz yall suckas aint gots a big dick like me!
 
it seems this one is more popular than the other one... but think if you were a slut and you were a girl people are liek fuckin slut.. and if your a slut and your a guy their liek "Whats up buddy"
 
the funny thing is that girls can have orgasms in their sleep and not even realize it sometimes, nice dream eh?
 
17) more common for girls to give roral sex than guys to give girls

I always return the favor, unless they're very unkept
 
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