REASONS why it would suck to be a girl

fappy

fappy

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1)menstrual cycles

2) having to spend hours putting on makeup and all that shit

3_ tampons are gross

4) having to bear a child

5)diet shit - i was in subway today, which is what spurred me to write this, and some girl ordered a tuna on wheat with nothing on it but lettuce. wtf???? i eat all the junk food i want and its fucking awesome

6)womens basketball is embarassing

7)no woman no cry

8)men are inherently smarter - recently reported by the Journal of American Gender Studies

9)women are more likely to be addictied to meth - read this in a recent article in American Journal of Methemphetamine Studies

10)oprah will always have more money, more power than you

10)more girls snowboard than girls ski, rendering female freeskiers few and far between (more would suck for guys i guess but whatever)

11)girls have more moral inhibitions

12) less athletic gender

13)have to dress like sluts

14)muppetfucks & puppetfucks

15)girls dont poop

16)no matter how good you think you look adriana lima blows yo away

17) more common for girls to give roral sex than guys to give girls

18) cant think of anymore for now, add some of your own
 
"8)men are inherently smarter - recently reported by the Journal of American Gender Studies"

please send me a link to source this because i have read about 3 times in the news paper (ottawa citizen if it matters) about statistics rendering womens brains quicker to learn than mens.
 
holy fuck if all you guys hate girls so much (based on the 20 hate threads made about girls recently), then dont look at em, talk to em, breath on em, smell em, or anything related with anything to being around them.

but too bad they have those cute butts, boobs, eyes, faces, skin, hair, smell good, wear tight clothes, and turn me on.

cuz otherwise i wouldnt talk to them!
 
youve forgotten nipples from your list. after all, a girl can have beautifully shaped breasts, but nipples are a whole new ball game
 
meh

a titties a titty, bitch!

well im just not piocky as fuck, as long as they have some nice curves, and aint fat. its all good.
 
wierd silver dollar sized nipples are groww though. titties are nice in general but nice titties with nice nipples makes me want to suck on them that much more
 
Yeah but there are alot more reasons why it would be great to be a girl, such as:

1)Orgasms

2. you can fuck with people

3. you don't have balls

4. LESBIANS!!:)

5. Its never your fault in monetary legal cases

6. Girls can ski really well, kaya turski is proof

7. Girls don't poop

8. Girls don't sweat

9. Girls don't fart

10. Girls have higher pain tolerance.
 
i hate being a guy sometimes because shaving every day gets really REALLY annoying. i look like a fucking muskrat when i let that stubble accumulate
 
hahaha, smae here, but girls have to either wax or shave their legs, and sometimes the get the full bikini wax.

All i ask is why get a bikini wax, jsut shave
 
I know i tell everyone that girls dont poop and no one believes me!!!!!!! Any way how else would they make babies, when they dont go to the doctor to get their digestive waste taken out it grows really big and grows bacteria and turns into human life, then the girl poops the living poop out of her GINA!!!! Psshhhh then people tell me they make babies with sex, whats that all about?
 
oh man, you just named everything that I like about girls... looking at them, talking to them and smelling them - fuck, some girls smell fantastic.
 
Yah im pretty sure last time i check pooping is almost better then sex, even though it is sometimes it comes at a bad time there is nothing better then dumping of a load. Oh yah farting is sweet too and im really immature.
 
-we don't have to worry about erectile dysfunction.

-you're not allowed to punch us in the face.

-we can have up to eight multiple orgasms in one session, with no breaks.

-we can legally force you to pay child support if we get knocked up.

-we get benefits from authority if we are hot.

-we can cry to get our way.

-we can cry, go to the bathroom in pairs, kiss a friend, order a salad, cross our legs, etc. without being called a faggot.

-we don't have to have someone's finger in our butt to be checked for prostate cancer.

-we're nicer to look at, and we don't stink.
 
Yeah, but something like 40% of women had never had an orgasm. I have heard that it's difficult for a woman to have an orgasm because they can be turned off so easly. Try to turn off a guy.
 
actually on average women are smarter, they make up the middle of the intelligence spectrum, whereas men are mostly either really dumb or really smart. so the smartest people are guys as well as the dumbest, and girls are all about average. if you think about it it makes sense
 
What do you think would hurt more?

Giving birth or peeing out a bladder stone or whatever they are called?
 
Girls, this is how we deal...

1)menstrual cycles - skip the fucking green pills

2) having to spend hours putting on makeup and all that shit-- who actually does that?

3)tampons are gross (refer to #1)

4) having to bear a child-- no one's gonna make you. otherwise, just grow your baby on one of those fucking agar plates in a lab. you may even get to pick its IQ and hair color

5)diet shit - pain for beauty; besides, not eating is not bad at all since it causes stomach shrinkage, making eating pretty damn painful anyway

6)womens basketball is embarassing-- the growth hormone should do the trick

7)no woman no cry-- honestly, i see a lot of men cry too, and for stupid reasons, like getting dumped, boo hoo

8)men are inherently smarter - recently reported by the Journal of American Gender Studies-- I guess you'd have to specify as to whether you're referring to inherent IQ or to general overall academic success. Either way, there's not really any point arguing since it's virtually impossible to prove.

9)women are more likely to be addictied to meth - read this in a recent article in American Journal of Methemphetamine Studies-- umm, meth makes you thinner... duh?

10)oprah will always have more money, more power than you-- yes but her tv shows will always be lame

10)more girls snowboard than girls ski, rendering female freeskiers few and far between-- yeah, that's not even legit. freeskiing girls are ballsier. half my snowboarding friends can't even stand up on the fucking board, so if you count only the girls that actually ride, it's about equal.

11)girls have more moral inhibitions-- i have no religion

12) less athletic gender-- charge shit all the harder

13)have to dress like sluts-- good, more sex for us

14)muppetfucks & puppetfucks-- wtf

15)girls dont poop-- this is stupid. only girls that don't eat don't poop. fat chicks do poop.

16)no matter how good you think you look adriana lima blows yo away-- good, more porn to fuck to. don't forget, girls are allowed to have bisexual tendencies

17) more common for girls to give oral sex than guys to give girls-- ok, so for this i've decided that if you're going to fuck, do it right; that way, both partners derive pleasure from the experience and not just the man. oral sex is just oppression of the female gender, and ladies, don't do it. if he gets a good fucking, so should we.

18) cant think of anymore for now, add some of your own--

actually you know what i hate? The low alcohol tolerance of women, but i have a pro for that too. When we want to get fucked up, it doesn't cost us a shit ton of $$$. We get drunk for free, and guys buy us drinks. Thank you so much, boys!
 
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