Reasons why Canadians are sweet

i love stereotypes. im a fat, imperialistic hick that thinks im better than everyone! yay!

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
If you want to talk about our healthcare system, someone tell me why I have to wait 8 months to get an ACL replaced. Canada doesn't kick half as much ass as people say it does.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
well thats what they always use to make Canada look so darn great

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

 
uhh lets see... the only reason is... THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLANT KNOW TO MAN IS NOW LEGAL. that by far takes presedence over everything

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
Beacause we have the best mountain in North America (Whistler Blackcomb) and we are less raceist then the Americans.

 
so go pay a few thousand bucks and have your acl replaced in the US

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
d-loc your wrong, im canadian and they haven't legalized pot yet, sorry to disapoint you

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~never be bought. never be sold~

please vote 10 for my jones soda picture title

 
they've decriminalized it..no record if u get caught...and cause we have W/BC, girls, pot, Harvey!, everything...id never move from BC for any reason

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S3p Represent'

PBP Junkie

TMC For life

www.tmcmogul.com
 
i like how most canadians call us americans ignorant and stupid when almost every thread in here has had a generalization about americans. don't make stupid comments like that. canada rocks, america rocks, everything rocks, just some stupid assholes create stereotypes that make everyone look bad.

 
Hey pipe munky, you got $8000 for me so I can have it done at False Creek medical centre? If not, shut the fuck up. You've obviously never dealt with waiting lists for serious medical problems. I hope you get cancer and have to wait so long for chemo that it ravages your body and you die a slow, painful death.

If you're going to try to tell people that Canada rules by using our medical system as an example, at least admit that it's underfunded and poorly set up. 6-8 month waits for important surgical procedures are the norm. Need to see a specialist of some sort? Grab a magazine, cuz the wait will be ridiculous. Canada is one of the few places in the world that I'd want to live in, but it isn't perfect. Far from it.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
my teacher says the canada is considered the wrolds conscious ...

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
Yeah, health care isn't perfect, but honestly, if it's a critical procedure they'll do it immediately (don't bs me on that because I have firsthand experience), and if it's not critical, I'll wait a few weeks to pay 0$ instead of $10,000, and I've done so. It's especially useful for skiing, I would never ski park if it'd cost me that much to hurt myself, because I do so often. I agree it isn't perfect, but it isn't a bad system by any means, and it's better than the alternative down south, unless you're too rich to care.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
Imagine if our healthcare system was designed to keep people healthy, as opposed to keeping people alive...

I don't need to debate this, I'm stuck in the unfortunate position of having to deal with a ridiculous wait time for an 'elective procedure'. Last time I checked, being able to walk properly, run, and participate in activities that keep me healthy wasn't 'elective'. But again, because our healthcare system is so underfunded and poorly managed, only those 'in critical need' of procedures get them.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
Jib_This, I agree with most of what you said. I know what its like to have a disease that the system doesn’t think much of, so nothing gets done. I have something like that and it will be like 2 years before they have any time to fit me in.

JD, if it is something that is life threatening there is no way they will put you on hold. On the other hand someone close to me was put on the list to have a certain surgery. She was forced to wait 3 days with out going in. While she was waiting she couldn’t eat anything in case they wanted her to go in then. She also had diabetes so there for her blood sugars were out of control and she did major damage to her body. So there are two sides to it.

 
unless they are french-canadian then they are just bad people

Believing in jesus is like believing in santa claus, once you reach a certain age you realize that it's all made up
 
I thought it was now legal to sell ganja in store up in canada... was i mistaking or something cuz i saw it on the news and shit?

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
D-loc, your wrong. Its still not allowed. If the cops catch you with under 5 grams or something then they wont charge you, they will just take it and smoke it them selves.

 
we Canadians are fucking hot

*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.

Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?

kid- Nooo

Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.

Kid-......

Me- I hear B.S.

Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
 
hmm...if i had cancer i'd probably have less of a wait to start chemo than you for your knee

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
in this one episode of family when they made fun of people from england, at the end, they said that they don't really hate the english, then the family goes 'but we do hate the french...no actually we don't hate the french' and they do that with about 5 more countries and the final country they do is canada and peter says 'and i do hate canada....i really do hate canada....those bastards'. it was hilarious. but yeah, canada's is cool i guess..........except for scott, scott's a dick SP.

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