REASONS to LOVE NS

ThisAngelicRage

ThisAngelicRage

Active member
I am at school right now, it's the last day I'll ever be in this school. I just got these messages and almost peed my pants laughing. I love newschoolers. And I love all of you (except IrishDrink87)

To: ThisAngelicRage

From: rentalrider

On: 2004-06-14 12:50:50

WHATS FUNNY IS THE FACT THAT YOU DONT GET THAT I WANT YOUR VIRGIN PUSSY AND I WANT TO PUNCTURE YOU ASSHOLE AND PUMP YOUR STOMACH FULL OF MY WHOLESOME SEAMEN

To: ThisAngelicRage

From: rentalrider

On: 2004-06-14 12:48:53

ILL KILL YOUR PUSSY

To: ThisAngelicRage

From: rentalrider

On: 2004-06-14 12:47:13

YOU THINK ITS FUNNY BITCH IM GONNA DO YOUR ASSHOLE AND MAKE IT LOOSE AND SCRAGGLY IM GONNA DESTROY YOUR WORLD DO IT BITCH

To: ThisAngelicRage

From: rentalrider

On: 2004-06-14 12:41:21

hello beautiful im your black prince i want to mutilate your mother fucking pussy you are mine im gonna make you CRY!!! have you ever felt pain well im gonna give it to you BITCH. IM GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE INTO THE HEADBOARDS. DO IT have you ever seen a 18 inch chocolate penis would you like to. im gonna make you scream my name you are mine bitch I OWN YOU AND YOUR SMALL PUSSY. WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU ITS GONNA BE LIKE TWO PIECES OF WET ROAST BEEF SLAPPED TOGETHER. IM GOIN TO SUCKLE ON YOUR AREOLES BITCH

DO IT DO IT DO IT BITCH

Post the best messages you've gotten...those are some of mine.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
Wow... if this was anything other than the internet, you'd probably be taking him to court right about now.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
So hes a gentle creature! I guess you can take that as a compliment!

...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
 
seems like a nice guy

_________________

-Mike

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
 
hey i got those lovely messages too..

To: blondhucker07

From: rentalrider

On: 2004-06-14 13:06:44

hello beautiful im your black prince i want to mutilate your mother fucking pussy you are mine im gonna make you CRY!!! have you ever felt pain well im gonna give it to you BITCH. IM GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE INTO THE HEADBOARDS. DO IT have you ever seen a 18 inch chocolate penis would you like to. im gonna make you scream my name you are mine bitch I OWN YOU AND YOUR SMALL PUSSY. WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU ITS GONNA BE LIKE TWO PIECES OF WET ROAST BEEF SLAPPED TOGETHER. IM GOIN TO SUCKLE ON YOUR AREOLES BITCH

DO IT DO IT DO IT BITCH

To: blondhucker07

From: rentalrider

On: 2004-06-14 12:55:46

CAN I HUCK MY FAT COCK IN YOUR MOUTH BITCH

 
wow kinda weird.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
well i love emma watson too

____________________

you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
 
To: asac

From: jib_everything

On: 2004-06-13 10:02:28

ok thanks i think i smoked out of a bong cause i sucked in slowly so the smoke filled the chamber and then i took my finger off the hole and sucked all the smoke in.

To: jib_everything

From: asac

On: 2004-06-12 21:43:15

ok. from what i read, you smoked out of a bowl, which is a pipe basically. a bong is different than the description you gave. when you smoke it, light it and keep your finger over the hole on the side or whereever it is and just breath it in normally until you have kind of a lot in your lungs (don't suck in so much that your lungs feel like they're gonna burst though). as soon as you feel like you have enough, take your thumb off the hole. this will allow any smoke inside the bowl that didn't come out before to flow right out. it insures that you don't leave any leftover smoke in the bowl. a bong on the other hand is different. you light the weed, and allow the smoke to fill the chamber (you mouth should be on the top so you'll be ready). when the chamber is filled, the part with the weed it in, the 'slide' can be pulled out right when you suck in. this will allow all of the smoke to flow up into your lungs giving you a huge hit. if you have anymore questions, just ask me.

Newschoolers.com, promoting marijuana use since whenever it started...

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
I wish i got such flattering messages

mean people suck

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

 
Message from:

rentalrider

Date Sent:

2004-06-14 13:14:05

YOUR AN UGLY BITCH THAT IS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING.....AND THAT IS SUCKING MY 1000000MILE FAT BLACK COCK DO IT BITCH

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
Message to: JksL

Message from: COR

Date Sent: 2004-02-25 22:37:21

hey, i'll kick u , then rip off your head, shoot u with a glock, rape your mom, then steal all your pot.

i feel special

Jeff

Poniverus
 
To: Misty7

From: Misty7

On: 2004-06-14 14:44:21

DONT GIVE ME THAT SHIT BITCH YOUR GOING DOWN DONKEY RAPPER

To: Misty7

From: Misty7

On: 2004-06-14 14:44:01

yea... ok

To: Misty7

From: Misty7

On: 2004-06-14 14:43:50

IM GOING TO CUT YOU AND FUCK THE WOUND INTILL YOU DIE AND THEN LET DOGS FUCK THE WOUND.

To: Misty7

From: Misty7

On: 2004-06-14 14:43:01

dude no cool, who the fuck are you?

To: Misty7

From: Misty7

On: 2004-06-14 14:42:46

What are you stupid, YOU KNOW NO ONE YOU SHOULD EAT SHIT AND DIE!

To: Misty7

From: Misty7

On: 2004-06-14 14:42:19

Hey fuck you man people like me, i have a few freinds.

To: Misty7

From: Misty7

On: 2004-06-14 14:41:44

Your an ass hole and no one likes you, YOU SUCK

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
vocies in my head!

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
ive also gotten those msgs from rentalrider.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
haha i know rentalrider, kid goes to my school.

___________________________

kill the hippies

proud member of the kpp

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later - skierdudeguy

 
One time i randomly got a message from 'rasta-jib-juice' a really long time ago so its not saved, but it just randomly said i was gay and i suck, and then i asked him why. He said its because i am.

jibba jabba
 
hahahah thats some funny shit

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i think its funny that angelicrage cares so much about me that she had to state that she didnt. lol i love ns

I dont want a large Farva!
 
i don't like getting messages completly randomly that just says 'hi' or 'hey' or something. its really annoying.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
id like to get wierd messages

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
we should just like randomly throw around messages to everyone....or not

the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

-Bristolrider
 
HAHAHAHAHA, that was andrew (rentalrider) in study hall today, that was probably the funniest thing i had ever read

____________________________________

-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
^Fuckin' A we know him. That kid is my fucking hero (and not just because of this, even though it is one of his brightest moments).

********************

-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
i was graced with the messages as well...whoo hoo!

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
this was the one to me: hello beautiful im your black prince i want to mutilate your mother fucking pussy you are mine im gonna make you CRY!!! have you ever felt pain well im gonna give it to you BITCH. IM GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE INTO THE HEADBOARDS. DO IT have you ever seen a 18 inch chocolate penis would you like to. im gonna make you scream my name you are mine bitch I OWN YOU AND YOUR SMALL PUSSY. WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU ITS GONNA BE LIKE TWO PIECES OF WET ROAST BEEF SLAPPED TOGETHER. IM GOIN TO SUCKLE ON YOUR AREOLES BITCH

DO IT DO IT DO IT BITCH

 
^ i got the same one

hello beautiful im your black prince i want to mutilate your mother fucking pussy you are mine im gonna make you CRY!!! have you ever felt pain well im gonna give it to you BITCH. IM GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE INTO THE HEADBOARDS. DO IT have you ever seen a 18 inch chocolate penis would you like to. im gonna make you scream my name you are mine bitch I OWN YOU AND YOUR SMALL PUSSY. WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU ITS GONNA BE LIKE TWO PIECES OF WET ROAST BEEF SLAPPED TOGETHER. IM GOIN TO SUCKLE ON YOUR AREOLES BITCH

DO IT DO IT DO IT BITCH

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
i wish i got random messages from time to time...

actually not really.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
haha, i got 2 a month or so ago...

Message to: shorty_T

Message from: rentalrider

Date Sent: 2004-05-14 12:40:45

MY NAME IS SIR MAKES YOU SCREAM AND I WANT YOU TO BE MY BITCH COME TAKE A RIDE ON BLACKTRAIN OF LOVE OH YEAH

Message to: shorty_T

Message from: rentalrider

Date Sent: 2004-05-14 12:37:39

HEY YOUR SHORT SO YOU HAVE EASY ACCESS TO MY BIG BLACK 10 INCH PENIS THAT IS GOIN TO FUCK YOU INTO OBLIVION.... SAY MY NAME

that kid is a dirty mother fucker

-Tammy skis

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.-GhostDragon

''I think i just shat myself...no, wait, that's just snow in my pants...''

Girls don't fart or burp... they're supposed to smell nice and look pretty all the time.-kamikaze

'naw, i am more of a tanner type of guy' (about how hot sarah burke is)-hoodratz47
 
Message to: skimonster7

Message from: rentalrider

Date Sent: 2004-06-14 12:55:08

THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER BITCH I OWN YOU IM GONNA ORALY CAR WASH YOUR INNER WALLS OF YOU VAGINA

I find this all really funny.

 
Message from:

BC_Hockey22

Date Sent:

2004-06-15 11:25:12

you are such an ugly piece of shit...please put a bag over your head and do us all a favor DO IT

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
^^

newbie.jpg


girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
HAHAHA oraly carwash the inside of your pussy

____________________________________

-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
ahahahaha

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
haha, rentalrider2, nice andrew...

____________________________________

-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
angelica.

________________________________________

Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech

 
rentalrider i didn't get you banned you stupid fuck.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
To: cj

From: what_if_bro

On: 2004-06-13 22:41:28

uh huh

To: what_if_bro

From: cj

On: 2004-06-13 22:40:08

j

kj

kfsd

ds

To: cj

From: what_if_bro

On: 2004-06-13 22:39:22

not really

To: what_if_bro

From: cj

On: 2004-06-13 22:38:08

word

To: cj

From: what_if_bro

On: 2004-06-13 22:33:07

thats cool

To: what_if_bro

From: cj

On: 2004-06-13 22:13:59

cus

To: cj

From: what_if_bro

On: 2004-06-13 22:09:02

why not?

To: what_if_bro

From: cj

On: 2004-06-13 22:05:41

no

To: cj

From: what_if_bro

On: 2004-06-13 21:59:08

can i get in the post a picture of a hot girl cult?

****

//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
Message to: cj (read)

Message from: Bristolrider

Date Sent: 2004-01-03 17:35:55

down town nyc

Message to: Bristolrider

Message from: cj

Date Sent: 2004-01-03 17:35:00

thats shytE, whurr wherrr u?

Message to: cj (read)

Message from: Bristolrider

Date Sent: 2004-01-03 17:34:38

yea yea but its still bledin. my big momma will take care of it though.

Message to: Bristolrider

Message from: cj

Date Sent: 2004-01-03 17:33:24

shit spence, thats tricky, you appily pressure?

Message to: cj (read)

Message from: Bristolrider

Date Sent: 2004-01-03 17:32:49

tony i survived. i was shot in the arm

Message to: Bristolrider

Message from: cj

Date Sent: 2004-01-03 00:53:51

shyt, Spence, watch yo self. 415 gonna kill you/

Message to: cj (read)

Message from: Bristolrider

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:44:38

tell the doctor to suck a lemon.....i gotta go tony...the 415 avenue mobsters are on me

Message to: Bristolrider

Message from: cj

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:43:35

i watch da simpsons

Message to: cj (read)

Message from: Bristolrider

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:41:09

you watch the simpsons

Message to: cj (read)

Message from: Bristolrider

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:40:42

i gotta go tony. its late over here. its my night night time aka 11 o clock

Message to: Bristolrider

Message from: cj

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:39:40

Whered they get you Johnny tight lips?

I aint saying nothin

and did you call me tony?

Message to: cj (read)

Message from: Bristolrider

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:38:42

i aint sayin nothin to no stinkin cops

Message to: cj (read)

Message from: Bristolrider

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:38:20

cool but i prefer johny tight lips

Message to: Bristolrider

Message from: cj

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:37:05

sounds awesome, Spence.

Message to: cj (read)

Message from: Bristolrider

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:36:24

ok good work. you can be my partner in crime tony.

Message to: Bristolrider

Message from: cj

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:35:38

its hard to pull a fast one on the master. i would suggest starting with somone like Phill Collins, then work your way up

Message to: cj (read)

Message from: Bristolrider

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:34:01

oh ya i forgot. how about i get jackson bakc if you know what i mean in the same way he gets the kiddys

Message to: Bristolrider

Message from: cj

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:32:33

bah, its been done. touching little boys is so 2003.

Message to: cj (read)

Message from: Bristolrider

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:31:05

never thought abotu that. maybe ill just make some friends at the neverland ranch

Message to: Bristolrider

Message from: cj

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:30:05

wut if i dont want to. mabE theres some less privealged kid that would want a friend

Message to: cj (read)

Message from: Bristolrider

Date Sent: 2004-01-02 22:29:28

just kiddin you can still be my freind

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
 
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