Really into this girl...

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Dode

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So I'm really into this girl that I'm pretty good friends with but she has a boyfriend and they've been dating for a few years. I'm better than him at like everything but he could probably beat me up. I think that she is somewhat interested in me and has been for a while and I want to get her to break up with her boyfriend so that I could date her but I'm not sure how to do this.. Any advice on shit like this is appreciated.
 
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Hahahaha "I'm better than him at like everything" I hope this is a joke because you sound like the biggest dick wiz ever
 
Ask her out to dinner and talk about it. If she's actually into you then maybe she'll break up with her current bf, if not move on then.

I mean is it really that hard?
 
Challenge him to anything you're better at (I'm assuming you're best at D&D). When he loses she'll realize she's with the lesser male and be forever yours because high school is exactly like the discovery channel
 
Kill her boyfriend and feed him to her in chili. She'll appreciate your culinary mastery and fall head over heels for you.
 
Do you ever wonder why you milk tastes sour when you take a sip of it? Just check the expiration date dummy.For your health.

 
Don't break up a happy couple over your own selfish teenage desires.

Bang some other slut, it will feel just as good, everyone wins. Unless she has an STD.
 
You have to mark your territory. During class sit behind this girl and gently piss onto her leg, only a few drops will do. The next time she meets up with her boyfriend, he'll smell your presence on her and he will break it off... or her neck. It could go either way but at the end of it she will be single.
 
you're goin at this all wrong. what you need to do is get him to cheat on her. get him and your trashiest female friend wasted together and let nature run its course and send her pictures anonymously while she's in class.

OR

Steal his phone and send him nudes from another girl, preferably his little sister to her phone while she is again in class.
 
ok so you gotta use reverse psychology. what you have to do is go fuck her boyfriend and then convince everybody in school that you guys are together. she'll get so jealous that she'll try and get back at her boyfriend by winning you over. You can do this OP, hide that sausage like you love to
 
Subtle similarity to my post in "how to get a roommate to stop masturbating when he thinks youre sleeping".... So I completely back and support this.

"Charge at him and urinate on him, this will show dominance and he will only pleasure himself when you allow"
 
This could be possible if they had been dating for a few months, but a few YEARS? You're gonna have to be real lucky to break them up, but if you want it bad enough you can make it happen.
 
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