Really awkwards question....

[Steeezy-E]

okay baisically question is can semen be tested for drugs?? i have to give my parole officer a urine sample but shit got kinda wiered and we ended up fucking so i didnt have to pee in cup the and then anyways she baisically spat my manmilk into the fucking urine jar and was like guess i dont need that urine sample anymore..baisically i really really want to know what i should do will she be able to tell if ive been taking drugs or anything?

halp!

sparknotes: parole officer has seman am i fucked?

 

[dex.]

hahaha. first

 

[chardi]

um.... who wants to take this one?

 

[do.a.rodeo]

inb4 delete

 

[AbeFroman]

bullshit. pics yo

 

[IceCreamer]

If it is in his stomach right now, you're probably fine.

 

[Corwack10]

This thread might just be huge hahaha maybe 2nd?

 

[chardi]

there it is

 

[E.C.]

i dont know what the fuck youre talking about? did you read ops post?

haha

 

[GayWolf420]

You just fucked yourself. Now they're gonna bust you.

 

[smooticus]

bullshit

 

[E.C.]

pun?

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

literally

 

[apcaipse]

Just gonna stake my spot on the first page here.

This thread will be epic.

 

[soulskier]

in short, yes

and so are all your offspring

 

[gnarles.]

gunno go ahead and claim first page

 

[monsterdong11]

great fucking question?? idk whats better the story or question..

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Troll.

 

[EC-Skier]

same

 

[Obi-Wan-Jenobi]

you dont say!

 

[Steeezy-E]

wow okay cool you guys claimed first page my fucking life is pretty much at stake here.

like the only thing that i can think of is like how would she explain a seman sample like to the lab or whatever

 

[chardi]

how would you know, post whore? your not even a mod

 

[.frenchy]

No way..... PICS OF HER NOW

 

[EmperorKuzco]

haha you may be fucked

 

[steezysteeze]

This has to be the funniest 20 words i have ever heard.

 

[monsterdong11]

ya no way would they even take it i think she was just doing that to fuck around

 

[*simba*]

wait...what?

 

[alexat955]

First page yeeaaaahhhh

 

[snowking249]

just gonna call bullshit

 

[chardi]

i didn't know pirates of the caribbean came out during the cold war

 

[SteezyOhio]

looks like you got busted when you busted

 

[GayWolf420]

He fucked the law. Now the laws gonna fuck him.

 

[CabDoctor]

well said

 

[_Ryan_]

ima take a spot on the first page... was the chick hot?

 

[amo]

niceee

 

[theabortionator]

wsp sux

obvious nans is nans

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n

s

 

[I_Am_Mod]

this thread is 100% hard truth !

 

[FBGM]

HOLY THREADS

 

[thisandthatfilms]

best ive seen in a while

 

[gustafari]

i went to another page, then i forgot what i was going to post...

 

[garrett.]

semen is actually a more effective way, she just wanted to fuck you over.

 

[jmoney35]

better hope shes not bent over about the whole thing, you may have poked her buttons.

 

[MAPLE_SYRUP]

if you guys are comfortable enough to have sex, just ask him if he wants to take drugs with you jokingly, see how it goes.

 

[corona]

pun completely intended

 

[saucybiscuits]

wow. good luck

 

[katie.]

lol i might as well first page claim this one

 

[Deezy]

you shuda made her swallow.

 

[flatland]

inb4 multipager?

 

[jack+]

inb4 2nd page

 

[jack+]

hhhhaha fail

 

[Mr.Crunklefruit]

There is a zero percent chance this happened.