Real Talk Ski Descriptions

tdollo

tdollo

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Prodigy 0.0 - If you like doing zero tricks, and pull zero chicks, faction has your back

Mantra 106 - Wife #3 and looking to take your anger out on the slopes? Here's the ski for you

QST 98 - Never spoken to a woman?

Vision 108 - I'm having a vision and I see lot's of warranties in your future

ARV 96 - Is that gondola on fire or are they hotboxing it again

Any DPS - What colour is your tesla?

Show me what you got
 
jet skis: ţ̴̺̇͠ḣ̷̦̳̚ē̸̱̯̺̂s̶̫̅ę̷͇͔̠͓̣̘͓̫́̄͑͑͒͑̎͋̄̋ͅ ̶̢̛̟͙͇͚̘͛͑̓̽̌̏͝ṣ̴̻͌̇̂̀̄k̷̡̝̀́i̶̪̺̣͊̃̃͊̀̽̂͛̍̿s̷̈́̏̋͛͒͜͝ ̸̢̡̢̰̣̯́̋̓͊ą̴̣̰̰͙̩̩͖̝̘̇͗̾́̇͛̐̎r̶̛̲̯̣̬̮̥͔̀͝ę̶̳̰̗͚͑͆̌̓͘ ̴̢̲̞͔̝͍̱͇͙̌s̴̥̣̯̽͛̈̈ö̸͓͕͔̦̺̗́̓̏̈́̃̽̊͌͜ ̸̧̪͔̝̺̥͇̪͈̜̉̔͐͋̅̐̀̅̔͝c̶̡̨̛̘̼̜͔͈̹̈́̄͜͝ͅợ̴͗̉̒̓̊̐̏̆͝ŕ̶̠̱͚̰̅̉͗̅̆͝͝ͅȩ̶̛̭͈̝̺̪̬̞̰̈̔̎̀́͠ͅ,̸̳͕̞̼͐̀͊̂͊͌̌̏̚ ̶̧͉̣̰̱̝̜̟̔͘͜b̶̨̗̪͔̥̗̫̬̞̩̏̑u̸̡̹̯͓͓̍̓ẗ̴̨̫͎͉͕̭́́͠ͅ ̶̡̲͎͔̱͂̾́̀d̵͈͈̻͈̞̔̀͠ͅo̸͚͗͒̍͑͒͗͜n̴̤̣̓͆̒̏̋̂͑̋̅͠'̸̜̤͚͉͇̪͊͂̒t̷͈͖̝̲̳͑͌̐̎̔̀̏͘͠͝ ̴͐̄͝ͅt̸̻̣͎͈̬̣͕̞̜̎͌̓͒̑̌̑̌͆͘e̷̢̻̩̫͚̤͚̿̇̒̾̑̎̊͜͜͝l̸̙̬̣͚̫̭̔̃̍̽̇̑͠ľ̵̛̮̫̈́̓̔͑̽͝ ̶̡͔̻̘̯̙̭͖̤̏̀̂́̈͝ạ̴̪̫̯̥͕̉͐͛̉̈͒͘ẏ̶̡̧̧̹̱̠̏͜ͅó̴̡̢͈͇̗̭̻̗̾̽̓̎̿͝ņ̶̛̱̩̬͉̅͗̾̈́̏͊͂̈́̚͜ȇ̸̢̞͖̦̮̫͔͙͔͋̒̆̈́̚̚
 
1000 skis: I’m paying twice as much as already-expensive skis for some red blends just to save .001 cubic meter of emissions!!

armada: my skis are super sick but the sidewalls are made with Lego plastic so it’s chill
 
HG Skis: Labatt Blue

Revision Skis: You’re skis are on their way, be patient!

Line: 3 pairs, one season, hope you like them

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Black crows- touring boots and pin bindings are every bit as good for resort days as alpine setups and I saved 140 grams!

any Rossi pow ski- when I was your age, we didn’t have double tip skis but if we did, I’m sure I could have done a triple helicopter
 
Whatever skis I'm riding - You're 24 years old and still too scared to talk to pretty girls

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Bent Chetler 120s- you think you ride the same lines and throw tricks like the pros but spend your days carving groomers with your step children
 
14468766:Bentchettyjack said:
Bent Chetler 120s- you think you ride the same lines and throw tricks like the pros but spend your days carving groomers with your step children
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haha nice. i was trying hard to think of a good one for the chetlers but i think you nailed it better than i would have
 
Season Kin - For the aging freestyle skier who hasn't spun more than 3 this decade

Stockli Stormrider - How's retirement from ski racing going?

Any Gilson - How's 8th grade going?

Ultralight touring skis - Have a huge superiority complex but aren't actually that good at skiing? Try Backcountry!

Fat-ypus A-lotta - Circa 2008 ski technology that makes you look really cool when doing your 3 laps in Summit County before getting unbelievably crossfaded

WNDR skis - If you know nothing about material science but want to brag to your friends about the fancy materials in your skis!
 
14468823:CharlieSutcliffe said:
Misfit skis: core af and actually has a claim to be on the wave “before it was cool” kuz you preordered
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lol Charlie. We know the misfit boys have something good going, gotta hope they can turn a profit and not dump their life savings into a indie ski brand.
 
Poachers - you blame your inability to butter on the skis and you’re getting new twigs “when these break” but it’s been 5 years and you don’t even have a single edge crack
 
14468892:Farmville420 said:
Poachers - you blame your inability to butter on the skis and you’re getting new twigs “when these break” but it’s been 5 years and you don’t even have a single edge crack
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best description
 
14468892:Farmville420 said:
Poachers - you blame your inability to butter on the skis and you’re getting new twigs “when these break” but it’s been 5 years and you don’t even have a single edge crack
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I was def gunna give poachers a go if someone hadnt already done it XD
 
i feel like jeffrey 102s are: "i swear these rip in the park bro I just havent had the chance yet this year since the mountain has just been so fire, you know?"
 
Hellbents- I swear pow skis were perfected in 2010: when rent was cheap, the only kind of carbonated drink was beer, and you could work all summer as a firefighter and live out of your Tacoma all winter, never washing your XL non-matching first drop gear because chicks dig dudes who don’t give a fuck and have 90s sleeping bag insulation dripping out of their torn pants.

Plus, I only ski pow switch cause I’m not a pussy
 
any older surfaces - you mind if I bum a ride? I can spot you some of the worst shake you’ve ever smoked

custom park on3ps - I worked all summer at the law firm my dad owns to pay these off, thank you very much
 
Full tilt boots- I got these because of no shin bang and Tom Wallisch.

K2 boots- I got these because it’s what my boot fitter recommended.
 
14469098:S.J.W said:
Full tilt boots- I got these because of no shin bang and Tom Wallisch.

K2 boots- I got these because it’s what my boot fitter recommended.
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Do boot fitters usually recommend K2 boots? If so, why?
 
Ok, here's one....

Line Afterbang: only $300 because you get to buy 3 sets a season

Haha my homie rode a pair for like 2 years and they were legit a hazard to his health for over 1.5 of that. I realize it's an old ski but I remember them being pretty popular back in the day

14469094:Christian_Bale said:
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