Real Rhymes

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skipimp_

Active member
Yo, This is for people to lay down some serious rhymes. I'll start it off with one that I wrote to punkrawk.

You wanna race

here comes the mace

you'll hide your face,

think you'll invade my space

you're a disgrace, better make haste

I'll get the girls,

you'll flash your curls

Im stealin and dealin screamin semen

like im some kinda demon

prepare for your ass reamin

i be peelin like an orange

and you're a pimp if you can rhyme with orange

im gonna make a list

of what to do with my fists

you get my gist?

use your wrists

cause you're a master debator

I'll send you your nuts via purolator.

what

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
This is one about Nomes.. thos troll guyz.

I awaken to take my place.

Finaly recover from the blow to my face.

Now the little basterd is staring at me.

Hes got a shovel and hes ready to sac me.

Who knew the Nomes woer bert on revenge.

Now im leaking in my new depends.

Could this be the affect of herb

I've heard of hallutionation but this is abserb.

Skipimp is crying right behinf me now.

Nome number 2 is unleashing his pet cow.

Someone help me out now

We beat these vicous nomes.

Before they infilrate our farilys homes.

Sorry that might be realy bad, i just made it up on the spot and didnt re-read it or any shit like that. Peace

Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
 
Heres a little Dirty rap, to rip on Christina agulara...

I got with 10 little girls at one time

The funny thing is the oldest one was nine

I plucked her pubes out with my plyers

then fucked her in the ass on top of a dryer

Kept on pushing till i herd her scream.

Then i pulled it out and forced her to her knees

put my fist, in her clit, till i made her bleed

Christina agulara you ant got shit on me

im the dirtyst mutha fucka to ever make a cd

Stupid crack hore get the fuck off mtv.

Come to my house and fondell with me

then u will see how dirty i be.

Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
 
*Neil... that was great!

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'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'

~Detective

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
 
umm ya dont mind my 1st one... i dont no what i was thinking... and is dave pauls dirtyer then me?

Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
 
You this sh*ts funny

us skiiers think we can rap when we be white

as the cotton tail bunny

buts its ok it doesnt matter anyway

as long as our hearts stay true

to those streets that taught you what you do

so bring back

bring it up

for the evolution of our sport we must

in snow we place our trust

it dont matter what you pull

just matters what you do

and thats skiing tell your toes turn black and blue

cold may hurt

ice may burn

but as long as you ski

you gonna be like me and you

we are one community of skis boots

we stick together like carpet and juice

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Keep it live 24/7 365

*Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse

Move Bitch! Get Out The Way! Get Out The Way Bitch! Get Out The Way!
 
the only thing that isnt sticking with these rymes is that there is no rythm for the reader to read them to so some lines might not go unless you read them fast or slow.

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Keep it live 24/7 365

*Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse

Move Bitch! Get Out The Way! Get Out The Way Bitch! Get Out The Way!
 
but 'choo still look like a fool

swimmin around in a pool full ah drool

I bin pimpin long before it was a fad

all the way from here to Baghdad

Im done here, movin on to the moon

Leavin your reputation in ruins

im the wigger in your nightmares

cryin? best take it back fore you be dyin

you say you don't care

best be packin a spare

cause this pimp be usin Nair.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
for the hair

do you dare

the girlies stare

when you're bare

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
hahahaha. neil that was the shit! send that shit to necro i bet he uses it. necro kills it.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
yea nekros one bad mother fucker...

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
Whos nekros? me and my friend are making a cd, its gona be 2dollers to buy.. its serios shit on it, but thats from are song 'sicko' it just pokes fun at all the faggots on mtv

Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
 
Necro is a crazy bitch. He does like, 'Gory Rap'. Soooo sadistic.

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'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'

~Detective

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
 
get him to post some shit on here then

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
ya'll think skiing is just a game,

i do it just to keep me tame,

when im not skiing i go out at night,

i dont wanna start a fight,

last time i ended up in that shit,

i dropped 3 gangstas in one hit,

next i kno im on the floor,

see my man start to rob a store,

i got locked up at dawn,

all just cause my skiin's gone.

Moe.

-

Pimps don't pay taxes.
 
i cal this one 'Skiing is my wife'

Skiing is life

you pull out a knife

and say 'that shit's kife'

now the pain and the strife

when you rape my wife

im taken

you look shaken

I gotta be makin

haste, I saw your face

that shit was laced

my woman you rape

and kill

roll out the crime tape

slippin her that pill

'Snowbaording Rules'

your shirt says

you fucking tool

downin pez

heres a rule

your mom's a lez

are you ready

for my machete

stainless steel

have a feel

now you're outta my hair

and now I have first chair.

yeah.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
dyke

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
kife?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
Who is this neil faggot and what he doing with my music

So what you a faggot, that don't excuse it

To abuse it is to catch shit

And I just don't think you ready for it

You domes hit lickity split

I take your life and your wallet,

Your mind is just unfit for this hip hop shit

That bland necro shit can bite this dick

I can ryhme bitch with whip

Tit with clip

clit wit dick

Pass me my murder inc contract so I can ink it,

Spit shit and collect my chips

But I don't suck dick as luck would have it

I come direct when I spit, ryhmes are never resubmit

And I'm sick of hearing race brought up

You just a tool like a measuring cup

Bitches use you to bake, and thats whatsup

Mention white again and I'll rough you up verbally

Like it never occured to me your retarted

Never realizing the rhymes wars that get started

now you lying in the gutter, your name is dearly departed

Should of thought before you started running your mouth

You ignorant like the dirty south

And I'm outraged like a haitian at your refrence to caucasians

You a scared little cracka bitch, should be freemason

Continue your dominacne over negros indians and asians

And then you sit and ponder your develish reputation

Wake up and come to the realization, recognize my frustration

Stop with your alligations and realize the wrongs of your invasion

Through meditiation I have found the realization;

we must change our habitation,as a nation there must be relocation of donations, not to corperations but to africans and asians

Constante must be brought to justice for the sake of the Haitians

Take money from your computers and space stations

Send it to mother africa- we can end starvation

Our systems all bunged up- international constipation

As we force the products of genetic mutations on poor africans and asians

Paint bad pictures of Greenpeace but what about the freemasons?

I must live in isolation from this generation

I will have no part in your develish reputation

Of your greed lies and assimilations

Your life is an abreviation predictated by the world bank and their discrimination

Focus on profits instead of conservation

Yes indeed it westernization

Peace

 
--- theis are in respond to c-lo---

Hey wait a minut C

u got nothing on me

your like the pesent and im like the king

i make the rules so here me sing

go to the dungin and fetch me my ring

then pollish it up untill it can bling

You better listen or youll end up dead

ya thats right, off with your head!

Beat it right off with my basball bat

Slam it on your head till i here u beg

Cuz i never miss my target im not like u

im bigger, im stronger, and im faster to.

watch your back, cuz i got a hack

to clober a fucker, right in the sack

And if your not carfull that fucker will be you

cuz i hate fake as wiggers with style like you

who think there the shit when there realy not

your the number one dic on the side of my block

sorry to be harsh but you no it true

i dont no why people would respect you.

lalala lala lalala lalal la la

Why dont u just calm down c-lo

before i turn u into a crack hoe

and eat you up like apples

kibles and bits, cocks and clits

it dont matter to you as long as its quick

cuz a minute mas last 4 times as long as you,

says who?

this skier bitch i once knew

Running around wwith your hair all wild

thinking you style is hot but i know its mild

Its about time that you give up child

Quit! suck a dick and choke

till ya feel that shit in your throat!

its c-lo the one and only

so turn around and ill imprent u with the

N-E-I-L What!

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'Don't be a pussy Waldie. It is impossible to get hurt on this jump' my words to Steven Waldie just before he hit the jump and broke his coller bone.
 
...exactly..

what he said

at least someone knows what this fucked up world is all about

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
ewww, a battle

i give c-lo the win for intalligent and knowing his shit

but neil gave him a beating, altho c-lo was not just talking to neil for his whole song. i think if c-lo would right a song only on neil he could win. based on that he would probily give true facts, and neil would diss him bad but it will probibly be not true

 
c-lo said it right when color dont matter

white or black color doesnt make rhymes phatter

skipimp cant dish shit and u know his wang stay limp, he couldnt get Neil's sis even though she 12 and blow dick, i keep it real, my bank roll thick and u know i ride wit 1 chick

when winter hits i grab my sticks hit the hills and do my tricks

you dont got shit on my so save your time and dont reply....im out

T-lo

Representin' the Midwest
 
heyy, how did u no i have a 12 year old sister?

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'Don't be a pussy Waldie. It is impossible to get hurt on this jump' my words to Steven Waldie just before he hit the jump and broke his coller bone.
 
yall think ur hot shit bustin out yar rhymes

ill beat yall with my haynous hate crimes

ive been to hell and back and still have the time

to go out and show u this line

theres a difference between frestylin and rap

yall probably think what kinda differnce is that

it a simple concept if you can only see

that rap have its own way of getting close to me

mabey its just readin, or some kind of game

but you rhymes are makin me go all insane

yall dont understand that yo missin my beat

and that yall just need to take it to the street

its no longer a concept of writing a rhyme,

but making some shit that aint wsin my time

ill stop rite now cause my bladder is leakin

yall gotta undastand that my only i got the feelin

Moe.

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Pimps don't pay taxes.
 
i didn't think everyone was gonna get on here and start hating

all you motherfuckers at home sittin back masturbating

just shut your traps and respect the mat

you be lyin on cause your momma's so fat

playin, stayin here eatin crayons

my rhymes are lamens, but im not on vacation,

im trying to analyze the situation

i just smokked a fatty on the porch

im like a russian eating borsch

like a horse , think y'all be stealin my porsche

so listen up rap invaders, marchin around

like you're some gay paraders

so respect each other

word to your mothers.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
this one from Lord_Piots friend Luke:

ready to give you fag emcees a face lift, trust that

forensikk the percussionist down on his own production

walk through the gates of hell, my thoughts reign on casting spells

F to the double K let the letters tell, I write to yell

rhymes long, beats strong like undiscovered high tech bombs

built to blast out the sampler all night long

I don't give a fuck what y'all think, if you think I'm on the brink

you're definitely better off jacking on your dad's dink

that's what you like, tugging and pulling with your might

touch mine and I'll blast your whole fam up with dynomite

can you sense the situation, the humiliation of elimination

when you're facing this ice cold patron taking lives for intimidation

check the newsprint that's where you'll see the justification

I'm at home with my arms raised while you're driftin off in imagination

I told you I was ill from the skill that unfulfills

haters get killed off with hand powered drills and poison pills

I'm sick of fake emcees, djs, and rap fiends

ruining the whole entire scene just to play commercial schemes

I say we all chill out roll a J smoke some green

and find out the main theme through true words and what's unseen

I'm positive you don't even know what the fucken topic is

you'll choke and sip on blood being pumped to your esophagus

talking shit can get you into more than just a broken hip

you'll find yourself in a deep frier cooking to bacon bits

why DMX and Marshall I told you I hate commercial

I got the inertia to throw these fists till it's controversial

so here's the new tip the new style the new flip

drumtracks and vocals to make an average mind go postal

humans to hostages, this is the next gen of a hobbyist

do u catch my porogative, dispositive is positive

embed my waveforms into the heads of all these virgins

who are hurting reverting to radio playlists for certain

get off your ass and download an original writing

with no biting just strictly skills that totally enlighten

support what's true and what the real people feel

that don't have a deal who do it for more than the bills

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
I'm sick and tired of one sylable rhyme patterns

Your rings are made of gold mine are on saturn

Your just too fucking stupid to lay down a rhyme pattern

'Polish my ring so it can bling

I'm here to sing'

Why don't you find a new linguistic string

I come with the attitude and perserverence of Martinluther king

Yeah bitch this be c_lo coming from the left wing

You finding all your disses in materialism

Caught up in nothing more than modern Imperialism

I used to be caught up in dialectical materialism (look that shit up foo)

Until I realized that its the same shit different toilet

We need to realize that all money do is spoil it

Kind of like neil and hip hop

All you talk about is homosexuals and cocks

I read your rhymes and I realize I need to tend my flocks

All I here these days is kids rhyming cock with glock

Talking bout rocks and blocks

Foo' you ain't live that, go read bout plymouth rock

My minds like a combination lock

Spinning ideas e'eyday round the clock

You can defeat me I come with 50* the intelligence

60 * the relivance

My lifes not dictated by melanin

So take you biggotry to somewhere else

I think you'll find it helps

To go to the bookstore and look under self help

You need to lean it all from Marx to kelp

If you wanna jump in this cipher

You need to stop thinking like a 25-lifer

Cause you soft like michelle phipher

you like a rat and I'm the pied piper

Please wait till yo brain come a little riper

Because I find it hard to decipher the words of a windsheild wiper

You the rat and I'm the sand viper

You Bush and I'm the sniper

I'm the king and you my ass wiper

Peace

 
damn

what can I say to that

i've been told from the highest aristocrat

he be sayin as i said before

my rhymes are lamens, im just a 'fat' 'cat' whore

of the basic white caucasian

I try to walk in a world i respect

i get lyricaly killed like i was eating dinner with Lect-

ER is where i lay, kept from doin battle another day

I get released, try to find my peace

not in this world of hatred and deceased

this world you choose to live in, full of one-on-one anger

the one thing you seem to hate is the image of a baby in a manger

why don't you respect the new guy's style

you afraid to lose YOUR lifestyle?

you got rhymes longer than the nile

if your world is one such as this,

c_lo, you can take it, you uppity priss.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
Youre white so go fly a kite

and quit flippin a sprite

off the house for the dite

with a purple spodite

and when you read this you may

poop your pants.

How do you like that rhyme.

There is nothing motherly about mother nature. Except for her big mountainous breasts.
 
well ya fooled me

basically cause the same things apply to the both of us.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
i give it to you six ways from sunday when i'm at it

my shit is so dope i'll have heads fixed like addicts

you know it's tragic

watchin kids tryin to spit battle rhymes, when all they can come up with is four word lines.

time to get back to the lab kid and focus on your metaphysics

and don't be afraid to study a little civics

expand your mind, don't just focus on them digits

all that bling shit sounds like you givin monetary clinics

free yourself from the shackles of negativity

cause all that shit does is bring you mental misery

this is constructive so don't take offense when i revile

i mean your faggot ass probably can't wait to see 8 mile

fuckin pedophile

when i saw that weak verse man i couldn't help but smile

how you bit your style

i guess i'm just the agent orange of this freestyle

coverin the ground floor with complex lyrical tile

made from syntax

you couldnt even hear this shit if it was on wax

my metaphorical anthrax

lays waste to the new generation

i stimulate minds like socrates mixed with playstation

deportin you like a haitian from this fucked up nation

where tired, and wretched masses once found salvation

apparently now we have a new policy on immigration

it's called negation

drafted in the conference halls of an old fashioned plantation

the biggest in the nation, its called congress

but i digress

and now i avoid the regress by handin this to the next so-called lyricist

'it's like that, and that's the way it is.'

Jam Master Jay will be missed. Legends never die, they just change forms.
 
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