From Me to brad ********:
Hello,
I have some rocks I need to get rid of. I have several different types
of rocks ranging from 1/2" to 6" rocks. Just let me know what kind you
want, how much you need, and when I can send my guy to deliver.
Thanks,
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
well i need them to fill a small whole in my backyard so bigger rocks i
guess? 6 inch would be good. i only need like 2 wheelbarow loads so not
too many. when can you deliver?
From Me to brad ********:
6" it is. I can have a truck there to deliver any time between 9-5 Monday through Friday. Where are you located?
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
do i have to be there for the delivery? i work every day so those times
arent gonna work for me. if its cool could you drop them off tomorrow?
just tell your guy to put them on the grass at the edge of my driveway
next to the shed
heres my address:
517 *********** ln
coatesville, pa
From Me to brad ********:
No, you do not have to be there. I will forward this information to my driver and you can expect the rocks tomorrow.
From brad ******** to Me:
great
The rest of this conversation is the following day. I looked up his
address in Google street view to figure out what his driveway looked
like.
From Me to brad ********:
Hey Brad,
Just wanted to let you know, we actually need to get rid a few more
rocks, so my guy is going to deliver them to your house in about 15
minutes.
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
wait what how many more? i dont want any more i have nowhere to put them
From Me to brad ********:
We sent a truckload with about 8 tons of 6" rocks. Don't worry, all the rocks are free of charge.
From brad ******** to Me:
8 TONS? what the fuck you better tell your guy not to deliver them
From brad ******** to Me:
you got that? DONT DELIVER THE ROCKS
From Me to brad ********:
I just got off the phone with my guy, he said he just delivered the
rocks. He told me you didn't leave him enough room for all 8 tons by the
shed, so he just dumped them in front of your garage.
Best,
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! i told you dont delever them you fucking dipshit! the
fuck am i gonna do with all those rocks? you better get rid of them by
the time i get home man..... how am i suposed to park my fucking car?
From Me to brad ********:
I am sorry that we had to block your garage, but you should have left
more room next to the shed if you wanted them dumped there.
Unfortunately we lack the necessary machinery to load the rocks back
into the truck so removal is not an option. Also, my driver said he
accidentally backed into your shed and broke one of the windows. We
apologize for this. Consider the free extra rocks as compensation for
the damage.
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME MOTHER FUCKER YOUR PAYING FOR THE SHED
I LEFT YOU PLENTY FUCKING ROOM FOR THE AMT OF ROCKS I ASKEDFOR. YOU
DIDNT SAY YOU WERE DELIVERIG 8 FUCKING TONS OF ROCKS YOU PEICE OF
SHIT!!!! USE YOUR HANDS I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW YOU DO IT BUT IF I FIND 8
TONS OF ROCKS IN MY DRIVE WAY THERE IS GONNA FUCKING HELL TO PAY
FUCKING ASSHOLE
From Me to brad ********:
Brad,
If you insist on us removing the rocks then we are going to have to charge you a $500 rock removal fee.
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT
From Me to brad ********:
I am sorry you feel that way, but without the $500 removal fee, we
cannot remove the rocks. I realize you must be upset about your shed, so
if you like, we can deliver another 4 tons of rocks as our way of
apologizing for the shed.
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
NO DICKHEAD WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT MORE ROCKS??? DUMBASS
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT. I DIDNT ASK FOR 8 TONS OF ROCKS AND IM NOT
PAYING SHIT. YOU OWE ME FOR THE SHED AND YOU GET THOSE ROCKS THE FUCK
OUT OF THERE YOU FUCKING PRICK
From Me to brad ********:
If you aren't paying, then you have to keep the rocks. These are really
nice rocks, though. I'm sure you will be able to find use for them. I
have a pile of rocks in my backyard and it makes for a great
conversation piece. If deer are a problem in your backyard, you can use
these rocks to throw at them. They also make great paperweights. There
are plenty of things to do with these rocks, so enjoy them.
Mike
From brad ******** to Me:
im at my house now. where are the rocks?
From brad ******** to Me:
oh FUCK YOU
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