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rapper (noun)
One who has suffered massive brain damage through a combination of gunshot wounds to the head and usage of crack-cocaine. Rarely do they speak english, or speak in a way that normal human beings can understand. They have invented their own, un-official language, referred to as "Ebonics", or Gibberish. Also related to language is the term "nigga" that is often used by rappers to refer to their friends, or people they don't like, without any change in context. They commonly refer to white people as "crackers", and this is fully accepted. If a non-black man was to say "nigga", he would be tried in court for a hate crime (probably killed in a drive-by before he reached the court house though).
They resort to talking really fast about how hard being a pimp is and what bitches they have slapped and caps they have popped, always over stolen songs from real musical artists. They usually die from being shot in drive-by shootings, or trying to swin while wearing 127 lbs. of gold and platinum plated jewelry, including, but not limited to:
-Marijuana leaves
-Full sized clocks
-Olde English font letters representing their fake names
Most rappers exagerate how "gangsta" they are, by repeating their names 3 to 400 times during the length of a "song". They also leave out the fact that they are so gangsta, yet are owned by a bunch of old rich white guys, probably with english accents.
The subject matter for rap "songs" contains at least 3 of the following topics:
-Money
-the rappers name
-what crimes the rappers thinks he's committed
-the "niggas" he has supposedly killed (popped, capped, etc...)
-how many "bitches" the rappers has slapped
-how famous the rapper is
-how famous the rappper thinks he is
-his gun
-the fact that he can "spit mad rhymes" over stolen music
-how hard being a pimp/gangsta/thug/black man/wigger is
These are only some of the borderline-retarded ideas these morons come up with.
For more information on the hemmorhage-causing phenomenon we know as "Rap", simply look outside, on TV, on the radio, in the news, at your dog, or at San Andreas.
Lastly, a tip from our old friend Chris Rock. If you want to kill someone and get away with it, just stick a demo tape in their pocket when their dead. the police will find the body and the tape and write it off as a rap killing. The body will probably then be incinerated and the police will look into it now more than that.
rapper (noun)
One who has suffered massive brain damage through a combination of gunshot wounds to the head and usage of crack-cocaine. Rarely do they speak english, or speak in a way that normal human beings can understand. They have invented their own, un-official language, referred to as "Ebonics", or Gibberish. Also related to language is the term "nigga" that is often used by rappers to refer to their friends, or people they don't like, without any change in context. They commonly refer to white people as "crackers", and this is fully accepted. If a non-black man was to say "nigga", he would be tried in court for a hate crime (probably killed in a drive-by before he reached the court house though).
They resort to talking really fast about how hard being a pimp is and what bitches they have slapped and caps they have popped, always over stolen songs from real musical artists. They usually die from being shot in drive-by shootings, or trying to swin while wearing 127 lbs. of gold and platinum plated jewelry, including, but not limited to:
-Marijuana leaves
-Full sized clocks
-Olde English font letters representing their fake names
Most rappers exagerate how "gangsta" they are, by repeating their names 3 to 400 times during the length of a "song". They also leave out the fact that they are so gangsta, yet are owned by a bunch of old rich white guys, probably with english accents.
The subject matter for rap "songs" contains at least 3 of the following topics:
-Money
-the rappers name
-what crimes the rappers thinks he's committed
-the "niggas" he has supposedly killed (popped, capped, etc...)
-how many "bitches" the rappers has slapped
-how famous the rapper is
-how famous the rappper thinks he is
-his gun
-the fact that he can "spit mad rhymes" over stolen music
-how hard being a pimp/gangsta/thug/black man/wigger is
These are only some of the borderline-retarded ideas these morons come up with.
For more information on the hemmorhage-causing phenomenon we know as "Rap", simply look outside, on TV, on the radio, in the news, at your dog, or at San Andreas.
Lastly, a tip from our old friend Chris Rock. If you want to kill someone and get away with it, just stick a demo tape in their pocket when their dead. the police will find the body and the tape and write it off as a rap killing. The body will probably then be incinerated and the police will look into it now more than that.
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