Real Athletes

[Foy6]

How many people on NS actually play a sport in college?

 

[John18_6]

none

 

[JayRich]

Intramural softball. That counts, right? Was a dinger machine!

 

[soulskier]

Not to brag or anything, but we won our uni's walleyball tournament two years in a row

AMA

 

[.Hugo.]

My team won intrmural flag football, hockey, and softball all but 1 year

 

[snowpocalypse]

UCSB Men's waterpolo 01-04

 

[TheBigApple]

I think your definition of "real athlete" is flawed. Organized sports are dumb as fuck, and I participate / have participated in many.

 

[conchetler]

i played soccer my freshman year, then had my scholarship given away after some miscommunication/poor communication between my coach and i. wish i was still playing

 

[.Hugo.]

I think your definition of "real athlete" is flawed. Organized sports are dumb as fuck, and I participate / have participated in many.

Sounds like youre just mad that you were a fat nerd that couldnt play sports

 

[Yung_Jimmy]

I'm considering playing D2 or D3 football but I haven't decided yet

 

[Dddsz]

I'm considering playing D2 or D3 football but I haven't decided yet

Enjoy CTE

 

[El_Barto.]

I think your definition of "real athlete" is flawed. Organized sports are dumb as fuck, and I participate / have participated in many.

Holy shit you whiny fuck. Go be a fat nerd by yourself. You sound like such a bitch

 

[5choffield]

D3 college soccer but I couldnt play this season because i tore my acl last year.... skiing

 

[Yung_Jimmy]

Enjoy CTE

Enjoy being a pussy forever

 

[Dddsz]

Enjoy being a pussy forever

Uh oh, the waterboy is triggered.

 

[Yung_Jimmy]

Uh oh, the waterboy is triggered.

I was gonna ask if you've ever even played a contact sport in your life but then I looked at your instagram and that answered my question.

 

[Dddsz]

I was gonna ask if you've ever even played a contact sport in your life but then I looked at your instagram and that answered my question.

It's ok if you feel hurt. I'll try not to offend you next time...my apologies. Have a great evening, bud.

 

[yungcigsmoker]

What a beautiful thread

 

[milk_man]

Sounds like youre just mad that you were a fat nerd that couldnt play sports

lol!! Upvote

 

[John18_6]

What a beautiful thread

You're beautiful

 

[TheDoughAbides]

No, you don't have anytime to ski.

 

[kootenayklaus]

Beer drinking sports & besides, anything active is a sport.

 

[.Hugo.]

Beer drinking sports & besides, anything active is a sport.

Hey lamtard, how many times did your parents drop you on your head?

 

[TheBigApple]

Sounds like youre just mad that you were a fat nerd that couldnt play sports

I played hockey competitively until 18. I still compete in big mountain competitions at 27. Came 2nd at our national golf tournament for amateurs. Won my state finals in ski racing in my late teens. But yes, I'm a fat nerd obviously.

 

[SammyDubz]

I played hockey competitively until 18. I still compete in big mountain competitions at 27. Came 2nd at our national golf tournament for amateurs. Won my state finals in ski racing in my late teens. But yes, I'm a fat nerd obviously.

Fat nerd

 

[.Hugo.]

I played hockey competitively until 18. I still compete in big mountain competitions at 27. Came 2nd at our national golf tournament for amateurs. Won my state finals in ski racing in my late teens. But yes, I'm a fat nerd obviously.

So you played high school (actually probably junior gold) hockey and can let gravity pull you down a hill. Oh ya real athletic ya fat nerd

 

[TheBigApple]

Good trolling, would give you a C- if you were taking my class.

 

[.Hugo.]

Good trolling, would give you a C- if you were taking my class.

Im not trolling, youre a naf. You know it, i know it, we all know it. Your first response to this thread was the absolute classic comment from someone who wanted to play sports but was better off playing kitchen with his younger sister

 

[TheBigApple]

Im not trolling, youre a naf. You know it, i know it, we all know it. Your first response to this thread was the absolute classic comment from someone who wanted to play sports but was better off playing kitchen with his younger sister

Interesting, the medals and trophy's on my shelf say otherwise. Organized sports are dumb as fuck. Completely pointless and a waste of everyone's time. Go for a hike.

 

[.Hugo.]

Interesting, the medals and trophy's on my shelf say otherwise. Organized sports are dumb as fuck. Completely pointless and a waste of everyone's time. Go for a hike.

No matter what mommy tells you participation awards dont mean shit

 

[Heart]

I did about a month of preseason practice before realizing DIII track and field was a joke.

 

[chacha33]

I shotgunned a four loko once

 

[Heart]

I shotgunned a four loko once

Vid or it didn't happen

 

[Foy6]

Vid or it didn't happen

UP VOTEEE!!!

 

[Yung_Jimmy]

It's ok if you feel hurt. I'll try not to offend you next time...my apologies. Have a great evening, bud.

Fr tho, have you actually ever played a real sport? Serious question.

 

[Dddsz]

Fr tho, have you actually ever played a real sport? Serious question.

Yeah I tried out hockey, football, and basketball when I was younger but sucked at almost everything. Stuck with basketball until sophomore year of high school, then my school won state two years in a row after I left. You have a point lmao.

 

[Dddsz]

Fr tho, have you actually ever played a real sport? Serious question.

Also played a lot of fake sports like soccer and baseball. Those don't count.

 

[Foy6]

Also played a lot of fake sports like soccer and baseball. Those don't count.

Baseball is defiantly a real sport. I have a divison 1 scholarship to pitch. Lemme know when you break 90mph jackass.

 

[Tinga]

I did some curling in college. That was pretty awesome.

 

[PoLaRpEaK]

Baseball is defiantly a real sport. I have a divison 1 scholarship to pitch. Lemme know when you break 90mph jackass.

You are the only one on the team who is a real athlete. The rest of baseball is not a sport.

 

[profa_212]

Also played a lot of fake sports like soccer and baseball. Those don't count.

so you obviously never played real soccer

You are the only one on the team who is a real athlete. The rest of baseball is not a sport.

pretty much

SPORTS

 

[.Hugo.]

You are the only one on the team who is a real athlete. The rest of baseball is not a sport.

You obviously dont know how hard it is to hit a good pitcher

 

[TripleXLHoodies]

I play E-Sports professionally, I am currently on a CS:Chode roster

 

[CrackSmoker]

REAL ATHLETES

REAL SPORTS

AT REAL COLLEGES

TAKING REAL COURSES

COMPETING IN REAL SPORTS EVENTS

 

[Dddsz]

Baseball is defiantly a real sport. I have a divison 1 scholarship to pitch. Lemme know when you break 90mph jackass.

Lemme know when you stop wasting your time playing a fake, boring sport. Nobody goes to division 1 ballgames besides friends and families of players... even they don't want to be there.

so you obviously never played real soccer

Of course, all you gotta do is fall over and hold your knee like a bitch. Bunch of field fairies. Rugby is what soccer should be.

 

[arnie_grape]

Baseball is defiantly a real sport. I have a divison 1 scholarship to pitch. Lemme know when you break 90mph jackass.

I have a division 1 scholarship for paint drying get at me bitch it's a real sport

 

[PoLaRpEaK]

You obviously dont know how hard it is to hit a good pitcher

I hit a pitcher of a good IPA yesterday. Was a bit drunk after.

 

[profa_212]

Lemme know when you stop wasting your time playing a fake, boring sport. Nobody goes to division 1 ballgames besides friends and families of players... even they don't want to be there.

Of course, all you gotta do is fall over and hold your knee like a bitch. Bunch of field fairies. Rugby is what soccer should be.

i honestly dont think i have heard field fairy since elementary school....nice one m8

 

[DoledHex]

Rugby for the University of Guelph

 

[Foy6]

Lemme know when you stop wasting your time playing a fake, boring sport. Nobody goes to division 1 ballgames besides friends and families of players... even they don't want to be there.

Yea because the College World Series has zero spectators. Also you can thank my HS basketball coach for developing Ethan Happ into a great player since your a UofW fan. Maybe a student too

 

[Foy6]

I have a division 1 scholarship for paint drying get at me bitch it's a real sport

Lol, cant even get mad about this. It is true. Baseball is boring to watch if it isn't your passion. Watching pitcher throw a perfect game is so uneventful, but it is the hardest thing to do in baseball. Just gotta pray the other team does something cool.