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Written by Ted Nugent, the rock singer and hunter/naturalist, upon hearing that California Senators Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein denounced him for being a "gun owner" and a "Rock Star". This was his response, after telling the senators about his past contributions to children's charities and scholarship foundations, which have totaled more than $13.7 million in the last 5 years!!

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I'm a Bad American-this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, big campfires, and naturally, pretty women. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts having babies.

I don't care about appearing compassionate.

I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or make me mad. This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others expectations.

The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling. It is the Law of Probability.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't feel like everyone else should have to.

I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will. Get over it.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation do a recount when needed. I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word "is" - ever.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a high school education because they can't afford it.

I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet. I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny. I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T, or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.

Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.

I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jessie Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.

I don't hate the rich. I help the poor. I know wrestling is fake.

I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop blaming me because some prior white people were idiots - and remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been enslaved too - it was wrong for every one of them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve the time.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it makes you mad, then you invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy (Al Gore) that invented the Internet to help you.

I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.

I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me mad. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male. If someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.

I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child-it takes a parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.

I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller. I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that right. I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the liberal mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad American. But that's tough.

Ted Nugent
 
it is funny. he sounds kinda french though. fench people like to be loud and argue. ive never actually heard a ted nugent song or seen ted nugent's shirt...
 
holy shit i like his music and thought he was pretty cool, but after reading this i think he is seriously the coolest, smartest, best person ever. everything he said was so true. he is my new favorite person.
 
Ya Nugent is a genious. I remember seeing this one inteview of him on tv with this awful city-living liberal bitch trying to tell him that huniting was crule and unusual punishment to animals. He absolutly tore her a new one talking about how sissy like here couldnt deal with the fact that without natural predators (cause we killed them all: like moutain lions) it was neccicary for the managment of the species to hunt them each year. Thats how life works! Anyway, she was left speachless and didnt say anything for the rest of the show.
 
^ is correct...

"...Originally claimed to have been written by Ted Nugent, the rock singer and hunter/naturalist, upon hearing that California Senators B. Boxer and D. Feinstein denounced him for being a "gun owner" and a "Rock Star". This was his response after telling the senators about his past contributions to children's charities and scholarship foundations which have totaled more than $13.7 million in the last 5 years.

There have been a lot of inquiries about whether Ted Nugent wrote it or not. Ted did not write the following piece and we (the Ted Nugent official website) aren't sure who did, but we do love it & here it is for you to enjoy!..."

But still pretty funny
 
He actually has a book. Haven't read it yet though.

He rocks out, smashes guitars, shoots guns, drives big trucks, and bashes liberals. What's not to like?
 
His rant on Bob and Tom about hunting is really funny also. Ted could be one of the smartest people in this country
 
yeah his hunting show is outrageous, the whole time they play his music in the background and he talks about "Freeing the spirit of the beast" and all kinds of whacko bullshit as he slays stuff.
 
amen. im suprised people are actually agreeing with what he said, I thought this site was overun by democrats. guess not.
 
your a dumbass what part of that dont you agree with? after seeing his shows i knew he was cool but that just put the icing on the cake...all of his points are so right
 
it has already been established that ted nugent didnt write that, so stop calling him a genius

"I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different"- thats basically the definition of racism and ethnocentrim

"Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution" Really? thats what we're doing in iraq? defending the consitution?

He needs to stop making himself out as some victim of a government conspiracy to have minoritys control the world. He's a rich, redneck, white guy with nothing to do but bitch about his problems. And he sucks balls at singing
 
heey he does not suck at singing and ummm we have established its not done by ted nuget, but he is the fuckin man so fuck yaa..^
 
This is a good point, who ever was the one who mad it up.

"The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door."
 
Wow that entire thing was such bullshit. Those werent even good points they were just selfish talking points that sound good. Here to prove its fake:http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp

"I think global warming is junk science."

"I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor."

"My heroes are Abraham Lincoln, Orson Wells, Ronald Reagan and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman."

Its all just immature easy to agree with ultra-conservative propaganda. Another thing is how it mixes points that you have to agree with, with conservative points so that you find your self agree with the bullshit.
 
we know he didnt write it but umm

"I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else."

"I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me mad. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male. If someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have."

some where far fetched with the gun stuff but he has some good points
 
um, perhaps you missed the part when he said IN VAIN. which is defined as not yielding the desired outcome, lacking substance or worth and excessively proud, conceited and foolish.
 
reading that whole thing to the song "fredbear" was dope and inspiring, many good points that i would have to agree with.

but then i saw the "its fake thing" and support of it... oh well it was still dope.
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

no really, that's hilarious.

i agree with mr. spreadeagle and scarroll. it's hard to believe so many of you are duped into believing what he is saying is absolutely right. if you take a couple seconds to think about what he's saying, i think you'll realize that this guy is just a redneck who believes he is the epitome of american values, and everyone who is different than him has an evil agenda to ruin america.
 
i love how he thinks of himself (and other white americans) as "indigenous peoples"

it's also amusing when he says

"if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will. Get over it."

yeah! my forefathers conquered this continent first! how dare you disrespect my ancestors who fought so bravely slaughtering the natives and imposing their culture on them by speaking a different language?!
 
he sounds to me like a bit of a racist, hiding it with humour and coy suggestions like he gets to believe whatever he wants...but yea he's got some good points and some very bad ones.
 
"The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door."

That's because black people are a minority, Nuge. But you already said minorities are unworthy of anything. Also, black people were enslaved for 300 years by white people. See the thing is, there used to be "White Entertainment Television." But it was just called television. Black folks didn't appear too much on it. Then a little thing called the Civil Rights Movement happened. Bet Ted didn't like that too much, because those niggers should really know there place.

Seriously though, Ted Nugent has my vote for biggest douche in the universe.

I wonder when he travels abroad, to lets say, Japan, does he speak Japanese? I can't believe people on this site agree with him.

Also Al Gore never said he invented the internet at all. That's a huge exaggeration, or should I say, a lie that idiots like Ted Nugent believe. Look it up, you'll see I'm right. But his contribution involving DARPANET made the internet possible. Most everyone involved in the early days of the internet would say Al Gore was a major factor in making it possible.
 
k we are pretty sure it isnt nuge and y cuz he speaks his opinion some of the shit is far fetched but fuck look at the jews do we have jew tv and the jew tv awards. uhmm noo
 
The point is we are not in Iraq to defend the constitution at all, in fact, invading another government and forcing our government upon the people of that country goes against everything in the constitution
 
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