whats the hardest part about fuckin kids, gettin the blood out of your clown costume
how doe you get 10 babies in to a glass, a blender, how do u get them out tortilla chips
whats the difference between a trampoline and a baby, you take your boots off to jump on a trampoline
whats the best part about fucking an 11 year old, slick its hair back and it looks nine
whats the best part of stringing a baby to a clothes line and spinning it around at 200 mph? stoppin it with a shovel
how do you stop a baby from spinning in circle, nail its other hands to the floor
whats better then skinning a baby and throwing it in a bag full of salt? nothing
whats purple and orange a sitting on the bottom of a pool, a baby with its floaties slashed
whats red and orange and sittin at the top of a pool, a floatie with its baby slashed
who dares challenge me to a dead baby joke, brit if you open your mouth in my direction again i'll rip you jaw clean off