Rate the ugliest person you've ever been with

honestly a 2 and i had to stop because i just could not get an erection let alone maintain one. that was one wild drug infused day
 
hooked up with a solid 2 at party when i was about 17, i was sitting on a swing and she was sitting on top of me, when she left i couldnt feel my legs for a about 2 hours. good times.
 
thats how you know fo sho she was beat as fuck. for me, probably a 5/10. but, she is a cheerleader, and did all the work so i aint gon' complain.
 
I was raped by a wildebeest when I was 17 at a party. I was on....everything. I was passed out in a lawn chair, nauseous as fuck, and next thing i knew, this chick was literally rubbing an ice cube on my face. In front of people. Creeped out, I left, went and laid in my friend's bed, on my back, and this thirsty hoe followed me in there. I'm lying, eyes closed, and next thing I know, she's taking my dick out....

Couldn't get an erection, I was barely conscious, but this chick wouldn't give up and proceeded to give the saddest head to the saddest flaccid penis. I genuinely felt terrible about it....both for her and my own sake. It got awkward to the point where I finally stood up, started j'ing off and bent her fat ugly ass over a small child's bunk bed littered with stuffed animals and went to work.

Legitimately a 2...maybe 3.
 
Up until here I thought you were being serious, I wouldn't be surprised if someone on ns did get raped by a wildebeest.

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This reminds me of the "post the ugliest girl on your facebook thread" from a few years ago.

People got all sensitive and upset and it got deleted. Weak.
 
Did my time in the navy, souda bay greece, actual red light district... by actual I was surprised their were actual red lights outside all of the rooms in this district, maybe 10rooms with all the doors in the same court yard... You just walk in if you don't like the girl, or she is busy you walk to the next room...first time I just settled for first chick and shewas pretty brutal, she kept moaning "I love America".. next time was this smoking Brazilian chick, she told me shewas Brazilian when I asked lol she was bad, fat ass, tan.. huge claim I know. The equally as ugly Greek chick balances out the story.. worst post is after trip everybody had the same story about the same chicks, could imagine every boat from every country had the same stories, same chicks.. at least three chicks supply the condoms, that is some what reassuring
 
def a black girl that i motorboated her ass so amazing until i saw her face...prob a 5 hurt so good
 
How about the hottest girl you've almost been with ?

my dick ass friend screwed me out of this solid 7 girl who was a sure lay.

I'm still mad to this day,

any way here she is

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