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Topic: Summertime

(sorry im bored as fuck)
 
She eats my cottage cheese while on her knees, she just gives it a squeeze... And the breeze! Lol then I fart, we walk to k mart, pick up the weed and drink some smeed. then we go home. Give her a bone. Then never call her on the tell u lar phone
 
youd taste good with lamb, you penis makes me want to facepalm.Mint sauce is all the rage, ill defeat you with my level 50 mage.

your mama is fat, im so wack.

please give me a pat, while i rub your back
 
or not, this thread blows, i'm wearing smelly clothes, I'd take a shower but the heat is out and the land time i did i froze, fuck poetry I'll be stickin to prose, this line doesn't rhyme, i wish evertime a dildos thread was made I got another dime, then id be rich, rape an abercrombie and fitch bitch, leave the body in a ditch, maybe make it my nitch, i only nsg when i got that hennessy, rollin with my homie jed to tennessee, but i dont care abou this thread, or if your momma feeds you the dollar store bread with the styrofoam, maybe slide into the pyro zone, burn everything because i can, jesus was just an ordinary man, when i started typing i didnt even have a plan, I like to do my homework in crayon, no i'm not even tryin, gonna change my name with "420" and jump on the road to zion, my ma was crying when i left my home, but i told her i was gonna be the best rapper ever from my lattest record to my first poem, my hair gets dready if i dont use a comb, i got a one track mind to get to the top and i aint gonna stop till I I put a gun with a full clip to your head and make your clit pop, i dont know why i'm still typin, when these noob kids read my dope ass rhymes they be gripin, this shit really sucks, but i dont give to fucks and I'll crash my car into a couple trucks, im makin big bucks, playin at the top of the level, you wanna be harry but you never be more than a nevil, i'm the lyrical devil, fuck that 90 degrees shit i like my edge to bevel, you pussies like to talk about chads but you cant even find it, you should watch my epic video of the gap and be sure to rewind it, i through a triple cork 10 and didnt break a thing, not a an ankle broken not an arm in a sling, i'll pee in her butt and then poop in her bed if she look at me funny ill pump her cunt full of lead, I think this has gone on long enough but idk how to end it, my homies know when I got that park flow i send it, to make an s rail you take a steel pipe and bend it, this shit just needs to be over, I take a dandelion an turn it into a 4 leaf clover, it's like i'm too legit, too legit to quit, too legit, and it makes my haters sweat drip, they all sayin cool story hansel but when they try to friend me i click cancel, i dont always win but when i win my night usually starts off with some bathtub gin and a steezy molester grin, from my forehead to chin, I think its time to go pop anoth pill and go back to playing xbox grab some shine from a still and toke on all these crack rocks, i'm not even paying attention anymore, so theres the door, you can gtfo unless you suck my dick you whore, i'm not a cop, but when i see a crime i dont hesitate to

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Your rap shit is wack, all you need is a smack,

and you'll fall to the ground and break ya back

Niqqa I'm invincible. Yah' da' school, I'm tha' principal.

Catch me in the hallway fucking up individuals

It's simple. Bitch I'll pop you like a pimple.

Mess with my game and you'll end up crippled.

 
Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, and marijuana.

Yelled the same to ya' Mom and of course she followed.

When I rolled through the crib, she fed me steak and pajamas.

She'll lay it down for me, but neglect ya' father.

 
son, you just dropped the n bomb but you aint blackand you talked about crack, man that shit is mad whack

you dont know how to trap and you dont know how to rap

the only thing you know is how to fap fap fap

man you suck dick and I kill shit

I got home run flow and you just a base hit

if I see you in person ima shoot you with my gat

then il run away, like im doing high school track
 
oh you smoke weed too? that is so damn coolmy lyrics make so tight that they make you drool

like a little kid sitting in class during preschool

you suck at rapping and you look like a fool

your rhymes lack substance and lyrical property

the bitches love me because im a lyrical prodigy

i rap off the dome but my style aint free

check out my watch son. how many racks? three

dont even ask about my jordans, cuz they are OG

you arent good at rapping, labels are signing me

bitch dont even reply, please get off my D
 
I'm a fallen angel that'll never hit the ground I'm and addiction like a drug but in the form of sound/Punk rock hip hop dazed and confusedYou know i aint jokin when i pull out my new 22/Typical lyrical i make miracles im untouchableLike a camper in cod thats f***ing untouchable/All of my rhymes are clever and slyBlack and yellow with some chucks so its taylor gang or die/
 
bump since someone else just made one, if there's another repost with terrible rapping I'm gonna shoot myself with a gun, I wish I didn't fall when I QWOP'd and could run, the internet is fun, I'm gonna go back upstairs and watch netflix, maybe touch myself while thinking of your mother clits, I could give two shits, Im hungry and I have no food, that didn't rhyme but I don't care and I'm still hungry, This rap shit is whack, and I'm hungry, 10 year old kids that think they can rap and I'm still hungry, fuck the internet, make me a sandwich, I need some food in my diet yo, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, fuck it I'm just gonna go cry myself to sleep.

PS: I'm hungry
 
Untouchable rhymes so good with untouchable! TheAbortionater is hungry, someone get him a lunchable! My lryics lunge at you like a Pitbull on a chain, You might be a pro at CoD but this is a whole nother game so you best stay outta my lane before I run a lyrical train on your ass. Thizzle the big fish bitch you just a bass

yeah you got a large mouth and you run it real fast

But these ideas immovable like they in a full body cast, of the rap game was a race I'd be the opposite of last cuz all I do is win spitting like Woody's horse runs yeah faster than the wind so before you pick up the mic, oops I mean type you best strap on your spikes cuz what it's like to pick a fight with me is like putting PF Flyers on a cheetah, ya Betta speed up or get beat up like a Tyson highlight, I'm out this bitch just livin' the high life.
 
so your hungry i hear?

why dont you eat up some of that semen leftover on your girlfriends right ear,

Im not the best at spittin it but i'll give it a shot and dream of killin it, everbody claps there hands cuz they hear this flow and feelin it.

with all your rants and nags i would call you a douchebag but thats kinda hard to say because this f@g can't get near a vagina.

/freestyle

questionable last verse but that is all i could come up with as a rhyme.

 
HATERZ MAKE ME FAMOUS

CAN'T WAITTO SHOW EM ALL WHEN I'M LIVIN PHAT OF MY SPITTIN GAME

Lol you're criticism is lost on people who jokingly reply to "rap game" threads.
 
im hungry for pussy pussy pussy and marijuana

Im about to bust a sweet nut all over farrahs honda

and get that sweet butt to lick it while i prepare a sauna

I step in the sauna with a rock hard erection

and fuck her harder than Bush did the election

a look of amazement was plastered on her face

which was soon replaced with my dick faster than a race

i am faster paced, fucking farrah rapidly

she did anal, for lack of a better term, crappily

made a mess of the white bedspread

but later gave me tight bed-head

double entendre

sloppy head made my dick look like a bubble of lava

P.S. next topic is reptiles and spiders

 
Come on I expected something over 5th grade level whenI replied to the all powerful AR6 Rider!

Hit me with your best shot big boi. ;)
 
you playin mac dre, but you ain't the bay area

cool your jets and treat that histeria

sick with with the flow call me malaria

yellow fever

yellow broad

chop it up, i'm sweeny todd.

you a lyrical train, more like the caboose

I let bishop go so I got the juice

on that fruit quick

your dick is a toothpick

merely a splinter

I'm harder than a diamond in the middle of winter

call that shit polar

i'm all over your bitch like enamel on a molar

I shine like solar

renewable resource

your balls are bluer than the entire police force

you a big fish, but it smell like a tuna sanwhich

your jank rhymes are now taking up bandwith.

 
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