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14547734:WoFlowz said:
Fuck surfing the great lakes. I have never been more bruised than this. The amount of rocks on that pier break that hit my back is astronomical. Fuck this log, fuck this brown ass water. I wanna go back to the perfect breaks at Ukumehame. Plus the current today was insane, one minute i’m jumping off the pier, three waves later I’m 1000 yards down the cliffs. Glad I thru on a wake surface vest because some of that white wash was gnarly
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True chicken Joe moment
 
Ik I’ve already posted something similar but…

Why did a doctor give someone with a history of addiction psychoactive prescription pills???
 
14547734:WoFlowz said:
Fuck surfing the great lakes. I have never been more bruised than this. The amount of rocks on that pier break that hit my back is astronomical. Fuck this log, fuck this brown ass water. I wanna go back to the perfect breaks at Ukumehame. Plus the current today was insane, one minute i’m jumping off the pier, three waves later I’m 1000 yards down the cliffs. Glad I thru on a wake surface vest because some of that white wash was gnarly
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Wearing a vest in waves under 8 ft is crazy
 
14547774:Young_patty said:
If you were from the Midwest you’d know Sheboygan is actually located in Wisconsin.

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Tbf fair there is a Sheboygan in Michigan... But it's spelled Cheboygan and is not nearly the surf spot that the home of chicken joe is.

Anyways here's my favorite great lakes surf vid. Midwest surfing is weird. A lot of cool people and also a lot of dipshits that think that a new person coming to a spot means everyone is going to move out from Cali to the UP to surf cold junk and blow it up.
 
14547946:CoolChillGuy420 said:
I'm so lost dude. Idk what to do.
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- learn to play guitar

- join hardcore band

- get famous

- friends will be jelly that they didn’t move to michigan and join a HC band

- success
 
Rising shipping costs are absolutely destroying the business I work at. For example, it cost us 90$ to send two 38 pound packages from Ohio to Texas just now. Those two packages are only worth about 357$ total. It's not sustainable
 
14548097:Rparr said:
Rising shipping costs are absolutely destroying the business I work at. For example, it cost us 90$ to send two 38 pound packages from Ohio to Texas just now. Those two packages are only worth about 357$ total. It's not sustainable
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just had to ship some guys Tribike from ny to iowa and it cost almost 300$
 
14547949:Jems said:
- learn to play guitar

- join hardcore band

- get famous

- friends will be jelly that they didn’t move to michigan and join a HC band

- success
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14547992:dognuts said:
get jacked
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Finna be like Brody King from God's Hate (Also a professional Wrestler), guys a mountain of man.


Its only been like 3 weeks of being here, but it does suck being unemployed.
 
14548109:CoolChillGuy420 said:
Finna be like Brody King from God's Hate (Also a professional Wrestler), guys a mountain of man.


Its only been like 3 weeks of being here, but it does suck being unemployed.
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buy a surf board and wetsuit, live out of ur car near empire beach, and drive up and down the western coast for surf
 
14547946:CoolChillGuy420 said:
I'm so lost dude. Idk what to do.
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Do you have task rabbit in your area? Basically gig work, but doesn’t suck. I get like 40/hr and all I do is pick weeds half of the time
 
When the freeride qualifiers were going on at the bird I was falling in love every chairlift ride.

14548171:partyandBS said:
it seems like anytime i ride with a girl and they are at least semi decent i instantly am in love lmao sheesh
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14548328:WoFlowz said:
just got let go from the bike shop effective next week lol
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my parents are getting rid of the honda pilot i’ve been driving since my mom got a acura so i gotta find a car to buy. Was literally gonna pull the trigger on this pimpin 2014 Impreza hatch but my boss just dropped oh yea ur let go in a week on me.

Now I might have to reconsider the old 2.5T 05 or 06‘ xc70 forsale across the street from my friends after telling the guys I didn’t think It was the right one for me after testing it. It‘d be such a flaky ass move and I don’t wanna be that guy.

On the brightside I got an email back from starfucks already with my general application suggesting evening shift supervisor or barista.
 
14548380:WoFlowz said:
my parents are getting rid of the honda pilot i’ve been driving since my mom got a acura so i gotta find a car to buy. Was literally gonna pull the trigger on this pimpin 2014 Impreza hatch but my boss just dropped oh yea ur let go in a week on me.

Now I might have to reconsider the old 2.5T 05 or 06‘ xc70 forsale across the street from my friends after telling the guys I didn’t think It was the right one for me after testing it. It‘d be such a flaky ass move and I don’t wanna be that guy.

On the brightside I got an email back from starfucks already with my general application suggesting evening shift supervisor or barista.
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being a barista is an interesting job. definitively learn how dense some people are lmao
 
Alterra just announced 16 new lifts for a 3 year Deer Valley expansion and I could not be more

disappointed. They are expanding on their exclusiveness with high dollar hotel expansions and continuing to be ski only. I was at a work conference in Deer Valley and they gave a diversity, equity, and inclusion talk and it felt like the most hypocritical thing ever. How the fuck can you preach expanded representation when you are investing more money in the least diverse resort? This expansion will be the biggest investment into a single ski resort in DECADES. And I don’t mean within Alterra I mean globally. Not a fan.
 
14548380:WoFlowz said:
my parents are getting rid of the honda pilot i’ve been driving since my mom got a acura so i gotta find a car to buy. Was literally gonna pull the trigger on this pimpin 2014 Impreza hatch but my boss just dropped oh yea ur let go in a week on me.

Now I might have to reconsider the old 2.5T 05 or 06‘ xc70 forsale across the street from my friends after telling the guys I didn’t think It was the right one for me after testing it. It‘d be such a flaky ass move and I don’t wanna be that guy.

On the brightside I got an email back from starfucks already with my general application suggesting evening shift supervisor or barista.
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didnt you buy a rover already
 
14548380:WoFlowz said:
my parents are getting rid of the honda pilot i’ve been driving since my mom got a acura so i gotta find a car to buy. Was literally gonna pull the trigger on this pimpin 2014 Impreza hatch but my boss just dropped oh yea ur let go in a week on me.

Now I might have to reconsider the old 2.5T 05 or 06‘ xc70 forsale across the street from my friends after telling the guys I didn’t think It was the right one for me after testing it. It‘d be such a flaky ass move and I don’t wanna be that guy.

On the brightside I got an email back from starfucks already with my general application suggesting evening shift supervisor or barista.
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What can’t you buy your parents pilot off them?
 
14548437:ModMommy said:
Oh lol that makes sense.
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it’s really comfy and safe, i’ve hit a guard rail, mail box and backed into a car and there’s barely a scratch on the thing. I was fine every time too. tbh i’d like an older pilot if i could find one for 5-7k
 
14548445:WoFlowz said:
it’s really comfy and safe, i’ve hit a guard rail, mail box and backed into a car and there’s barely a scratch on the thing. I was fine every time too. tbh i’d like an older pilot if i could find one for 5-7k
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Bros just bouncing his mom's brand new whip off random shit lmao
 
14548445:WoFlowz said:
it’s really comfy and safe, i’ve hit a guard rail, mail box and backed into a car and there’s barely a scratch on the thing. I was fine every time too. tbh i’d like an older pilot if i could find one for 5-7k
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are you one of those kids that also thinks they are a good driver?
 
14548445:WoFlowz said:
it’s really comfy and safe, i’ve hit a guard rail, mail box and backed into a car and there’s barely a scratch on the thing. I was fine every time too. tbh i’d like an older pilot if i could find one for 5-7k
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You're not suppose to play bumper cars unless you are at the state fair or amusement park,lol.
 
People who make a separate Instagram account for their fucking car are on a whole different level of cringe. I know at least 2 of these people personally unfortunately
 
14548551:Rparr said:
People who make a separate Instagram account for their fucking car are on a whole different level of cringe. I know at least 2 of these people personally unfortunately
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i got a vanlife friend who does that lol. then when they got married his wife changed her handle to mrsvanlife (not actual handle lol) i feel like the van is more acceptable because he highlights the things he can do with the van like showing it parked next to other vans in the wolf creek lot on a massive pow day and then also him getting face shots. its not 100% just the van
 
14548551:Rparr said:
People who make a separate Instagram account for their fucking car are on a whole different level of cringe. I know at least 2 of these people personally unfortunately
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agreed idgaf about your car or truck unless it’s legitimately cool or interesting
 
Went to the cheapest wedding of my life this weekend. Not just budget friendly wedding but cheap as fuck. I wouldn’t be mad about it if it wasn’t a destination wedding requiring 10 hours of driving and 2 days worth of formalities that weren’t actually anything?

We wanted to go up Saturday morning and leave Sunday. Nope - there’s a rehearsal dinner friday(my boyfriend is in the wedding so we had to go for that). Not only did we have to pay for our own dinner - there was no rehearsal… so the $500 for the extra night at the hotel plus time off work was for nothing.

Then the bride punched my boyfriend in the face because she fell into a car while hammered and he said “watch out there’s a car there” while trying to catch her. (I took some money out of the card for this lol).

The wedding was a shit show. They had no music for the ceremony… the groom played it off his phone which didn’t sync to the speaker so we just listened to his phone. There were no decorations whatsoever. Because there was no rehearsal it looked so sloppy and awkward for those in the party.

The dinner was fine. But there were still no decorations! It felt like we were just eating dinner at a restaurant. There was no open bar until one of our friends opened a tab for everyone and made it an open bar on his dime.

They also invited a ton of people to their shower and bachelor(ette) who weren’t invited to the wedding and expected gifts and money from them. (Literally wrote “monetary donations accepted in lieu of gifts” on the invitation) Even though they weren’t invited to the wedding. It gave off the impression of a money grab and was sooooo tacky. Then to see their wedding come off as extremely cheap was kind of a slap in the face. They bragged about making enough money from their shower to pay for the whole wedding(why is this even being discussed the day before the wedding is asinine to me). So I took all the money out of my card after hearing that considering we paid $1800+ on the hotel, driving, suit/dress and their shower. And we threw them a $300+ bachelor party that the groom refused to ask others for money for. So my boyfriend ended up covering the whole cost. They didn’t pay for any of their bridal party’s rooms or clothes which is insane to me as every wedding I’ve been in at least something is covered. They didn’t even give party gifts??

fuck these people. They are genuinely the most insufferable assholes I’ve ever met and their wedding was the laziest, cheapest event I’ve ever attended. I’m not going to miss the money but I hate that I spent it on those fucks
 
14548795:Mingg said:
Went to the cheapest wedding of my life this weekend. Not just budget friendly wedding but cheap as fuck. I wouldn’t be mad about it if it wasn’t a destination wedding requiring 10 hours of driving and 2 days worth of formalities that weren’t actually anything?

We wanted to go up Saturday morning and leave Sunday. Nope - there’s a rehearsal dinner friday(my boyfriend is in the wedding so we had to go for that). Not only did we have to pay for our own dinner - there was no rehearsal… so the $500 for the extra night at the hotel plus time off work was for nothing.

Then the bride punched my boyfriend in the face because she fell into a car while hammered and he said “watch out there’s a car there” while trying to catch her. (I took some money out of the card for this lol).

The wedding was a shit show. They had no music for the ceremony… the groom played it off his phone which didn’t sync to the speaker so we just listened to his phone. There were no decorations whatsoever. Because there was no rehearsal it looked so sloppy and awkward for those in the party.

The dinner was fine. But there were still no decorations! It felt like we were just eating dinner at a restaurant. There was no open bar until one of our friends opened a tab for everyone and made it an open bar on his dime.

They also invited a ton of people to their shower and bachelor(ette) who weren’t invited to the wedding and expected gifts and money from them. (Literally wrote “monetary donations accepted in lieu of gifts” on the invitation) Even though they weren’t invited to the wedding. It gave off the impression of a money grab and was sooooo tacky. Then to see their wedding come off as extremely cheap was kind of a slap in the face. They bragged about making enough money from their shower to pay for the whole wedding(why is this even being discussed the day before the wedding is asinine to me). So I took all the money out of my card after hearing that considering we paid $1800+ on the hotel, driving, suit/dress and their shower. And we threw them a $300+ bachelor party that the groom refused to ask others for money for. So my boyfriend ended up covering the whole cost. They didn’t pay for any of their bridal party’s rooms or clothes which is insane to me as every wedding I’ve been in at least something is covered. They didn’t even give party gifts??

fuck these people. They are genuinely the most insufferable assholes I’ve ever met and their wedding was the laziest, cheapest event I’ve ever attended. I’m not going to miss the money but I hate that I spent it on those fucks
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I work weddings at a hotel and it amazes me how much people spend on weddings and such. Last night they spent 6 grand on the bar I was backing for and that was only one of the 3 bars
 
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