Rant About Whatever

13371032:Chubz. said:
I havent been sick since like september and now i have one of the worst coughs ive ever had. This cold is absolutely beating my ass. Fuk my immune system mayne

Hopefully its not the cough that everyone has gotten... that shit stays with you for weeks... or months
 
13371055:TheFap said:
Hopefully its not the cough that everyone has gotten... that shit stays with you for weeks... or months

I had this a long time ago back in like the 7th grade....I had a caugh from September till the start of the 8th grade. Went to the doctor multiple times and nobody knew or could figure out what it was. It sucked ass.
 
Just watched the purge anarchy. Fuck the dialogue is so bad in these movies and the plot was mediocre. Better than the first and at least there was more than 1 house as a set but still.

Then again people fucking love the walking dead and the dialogue/plot in that series is horrific.

When it's so bad it starts to hurt, you did a shitty job and you should feel bad.
 
HOLY FUCKING HELL!

I hate it when SEO people think they are wordpress experts.

I just had someone complain to the site owners that it was going to take more than 20 hours to fix the website I built for them and they claimed it was the worst most outdated wordpress site they have seen since wordpress was started.

Ummmmmmm.....

Yo. I used the most current versions of underscores and foundation which is the most respected way to build a theme in the development community (unless bootstrap is the better framework for your specific site in which foundation was the better choice for this one).

Then he said the slider was archaic and needed to be replaced by a more modern slider. Ummm seriously? It's one of the most supported sliders on GitHub and the recommended slider to use with Foundation.

Then he complained that all the links were hard coded. Ummm... Wordpress uses absolute urls for images. Do they not know this? All of the links in any of the theme files use the template directory which makes it appear that the files use an absolute url, but this isn't the case.

Fucking morons trying to make me look stupid.

I built a site in 12 hours using a modern responsive framework, 12 lines of JS, 300 lines of css and only 5 plugins. I could have opted to not use foundation and create all of that css myself. But then I would have needed to write a lot more js, a lot more css, and taken a lot more time than 12 hours.
 
Only 3 weeks left of working in my least favorite parks lol.

Got written up today because I'm a garbage employee and do everything wrong, come in late, make horrible take offs, rake at 45 degrees sometimes, fix things that should be fixed when I'm told not to, and overall try to make the park less shitty and more rideable.

Terrible person. Maybe I'll get fired or quit.

Legit only reason I haven't is potentially trying to work at another vail resorts owned resort next season.

Damn shame honestly. We have a real dedicated day crew. Good guys, good work ethic. Even without a slave driver saying that everythings garbage and everyones lazy everyone goes out and puts in work. Unfortunately most of the crew isn't coming back. 3 people already bounced, a couple have come pretty close.

Sad to see good workers end up hating work because of bullshit. Wouldn't be surprised if a few people never fuck with the ski industry again.
 
My new arch nemesis is the Himalayan Blackberry Bush.

In other personal grievance news, let it be known, that despite all of the love flowing through my viens, I cannot muster anything but a furious distaste towards people who litter. I think of the teachings of Buddha, and yea, just no love whatsoever for anyone who has the frame of mind to be like 'ah that was a tasty slurpy, lemme just throw three pieces of garbage on the ground simultaniously.' Litterbugs are scum.

If u ever wanna tussle, but i'm being too de-escalating, just drop a piece of trash on the ground within view of a garbage can. I will immediately be possessed by the spirit of Brock Lesner. The page in the dictionary with the word "mercy" will be ripped out...mercilessly. You better believe I will dispose of it responsibly - through your face. actually. the page which was once perfectly recyclable will now be far too bloody to even think about recycling it, and it will unfortunately have to be disposed of in a garbage can. and its mostly ur fault. ya cunt.

*cliff notes please dont litter. :)
 
over 5 fucking hours without a rake or anything touching this ramp today/tonight. This has to be some Sort of record. good thing thats not an issuule. me Pointing it out and writing it on the day/night operation logs is a problem, though, aka the only fucking person that does anything.

one More weekend and im done with this resort ops shit is.
 
I'm home from school for 1 week. Just 1 week and my mom can't be decent enough to go outside to smoke. Like jesus christ is it that hard to get off your fucking ass and go outside? One of my lungs only functions at like 50% of what it should and I have really bad asthma. So my lungs are just naturally shitty as shit and this doesn't help at all. Like cool mom, I'm glad your addiction to cigarettes is more important than my lungs.

So now i'm chillin with my windows wide open so I don't feel like I'm suffocating. It's like 28 degrees outside. I'm cold and It's hard as shit to breathe. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I couldn't even walk up my stairs today. I got up 7 steps and couldn't go up anymore. I feel like fucking Hazel from The Fault In Our Stars. Not even exaggerating in the slightest. This is stupid. I hate this house.
 
13375587:Mingg said:
I'm home from school for 1 week. Just 1 week and my mom can't be decent enough to go outside to smoke. Like jesus christ is it that hard to get off your fucking ass and go outside? One of my lungs only functions at like 50% of what it should and I have really bad asthma. So my lungs are just naturally shitty as shit and this doesn't help at all. Like cool mom, I'm glad your addiction to cigarettes is more important than my lungs.

So now i'm chillin with my windows wide open so I don't feel like I'm suffocating. It's like 28 degrees outside. I'm cold and It's hard as shit to breathe. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I couldn't even walk up my stairs today. I got up 7 steps and couldn't go up anymore. I feel like fucking Hazel from The Fault In Our Stars. Not even exaggerating in the slightest. This is stupid. I hate this house.

The best thing ever was when some states outlawed smoking in public building. I still can't believe people bitched about that. Even when I smoked I still thought it was great. I wanted to smoke a cig not sit in a giant fucking clambake of stale air and death.

That sucks. You got a fan to help get some air circulating.
 
13375813:Nep.Tuna said:
i wish i had never spent all that money on my fulltilts, they are hardly boots

ya i hated full tilts when i tried them on last time i got boots. they just felt incredibly cheap like they would fall apart. not to mention they are waaaay too soft
 
13375839:.Hugo. said:
ya i hated full tilts when i tried them on last time i got boots. they just felt incredibly cheap like they would fall apart. not to mention they are waaaay too soft

Isnt their 130 flexes like 90's? Someone told me their stiffest one is nothing compared to the likes of say, a lange boot or something like that.
 
13375848:DeebieSkeebies said:
Isnt their 130 flexes like 90's? Someone told me their stiffest one is nothing compared to the likes of say, a lange boot or something like that.

ya i tried on the seth boot which is their stiffest one i believe? it felt like it was made of butter compared to my dalbellos
 
13375868:Nep.Tuna said:
they were great when i wanted to keep skiing park, but when it comes to real skiing on real snow i just dont feel safe

ya i dont even like a soft boot in the park. i wanna feel like my feet are solidly strapped in all the time

13375872:DeebieSkeebies said:
Is sethmo still riding for them? I feel Like they have had more than enough time to produce A solid, stiff all.mtn boot

i think i read somewhere that he gets his special made so theyre stiffer? Idk this was 3 years ago that i tried them on, maybe they have made a stiffer boot by now
 
i hate hardcore feminists, that are like "i don't need a man's help i can do everything on my own" and don't know how to take a fucking joke. like i get equality is an issue, but they need to chill the fuck out.

i also fucking hate high school girls who wear 4frnt and level 1 shit when they don't even ski, and try to act like they know about skiing.
 
13375879:selfiejesus said:
i also fucking hate high school girls who wear 4frnt and level 1 shit when they don't even ski, and try to act like they know about skiing.

That's a thing? Wtf lol I could see that with snowboarding, not so much skiing though.
 
13375587:Mingg said:
I'm home from school for 1 week. Just 1 week and my mom can't be decent enough to go outside to smoke. Like jesus christ is it that hard to get off your fucking ass and go outside? One of my lungs only functions at like 50% of what it should and I have really bad asthma. So my lungs are just naturally shitty as shit and this doesn't help at all. Like cool mom, I'm glad your addiction to cigarettes is more important than my lungs.

So now i'm chillin with my windows wide open so I don't feel like I'm suffocating. It's like 28 degrees outside. I'm cold and It's hard as shit to breathe. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I couldn't even walk up my stairs today. I got up 7 steps and couldn't go up anymore. I feel like fucking Hazel from The Fault In Our Stars. Not even exaggerating in the slightest. This is stupid. I hate this house.

I don't know how close you and your mom are but if it was my mom smoking and it was really bothering me I'd tell her to go the fuck outside. Seriously thats just inconsiderate. Plus what psycho smokes in their own house.
 
Copy and pasting craigslist rants, I think these people are on to something:

We are the Tea Party! (I shaved my balls for this??)

We arrive in rusty 1964 motor homes.

We bring our bibles and loaded assault weapons.

We wear ridiculous clothing and have teabags dangling from our earlobes.

We carry misspelled racist signs as we stomp all over the White House lawn.

We eat Chick-fil-A and wash it down with Everclear.

We are Sarah Palin's real Americans.

We adore Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty.

We believe that the earth is only 6,000 years old and that early man walked with the dinosaurs.

We are the birthers.

We are tea party patriots.

We are bigots and inbred.

We are morons and we are proud.

Driving and cell phones.

Time people realize that the world doesn't revolve around them. Hands free law needs to be changed. Should read "When in the public right of way". Regardless if your operating a motor vehicle, bike, or walking. Cross walks at lighted intersections are one thing. Walking down the middle of the road with your back to traffic when your brain is miles away is not the drivers fault. It's yours!

Anyone that walks out into traffic with the mind that they have right of way. Won't live long in any world. Regardless of what laws are being written, broken, or considered.

prince (of darkness) will i am... (end times...)

Illuminati Oath of Human Control

"An illusion it will be, so large, so vast it will escape their perception.

Those who will see it will be thought of as insane.

We will create separate fronts to prevent them from seeing the connection between us.

We will behave as if we are not connected to keep the illusion alive.

Our goal will be accomplished one drop at a time so as to never bring suspicion upon ourselves.

This will also prevent them from seeing the changes as they occur.

We will always stand above the relative field of their experience for we know the secrets of the absolute.

We will work together always and will remain bound by blood and secrecy. Death will come to he who speaks.

We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite.

We will use our knowledge of science and technology in subtle ways so they will never see what is happening.

We will use soft metals, aging accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air.

They will be blanketed by poisons everywhere they turn.

The soft metals will cause them to lose their minds.

We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison.

The poisons will be absorbed trough their skin and mouths, they will destroy their minds and reproductive systems.

From all this, their children will be born dead, and we will conceal this information.

The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them, in what they drink, eat, breathe and wear.

We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far.

We will teach them that the poisons are good, with fun images and musical tones.

Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons.

They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know their true effect.

When they give birth we will inject poisons into the blood of their children and convince them its for their help.

We will start early on, when their minds are young, we will target their children with what children love most, sweet things.

When their teeth decay we will fill them with metals that will kill their mind and steal their future.

When their ability to learn has been affected, we will create medicine that will make them sicker and cause other diseases for which we will create yet more medicine.

We will render them docile and weak before us by our power.

They will grow depressed, slow and obese, and when they come to us for help, we will give them more poison.

We will focus their attention toward money and material goods so they many never connect with their inner self.

We will distract them with fornication, external pleasures and games so they may never be one with the oneness of it All.

Their minds will belong to us and they will do as we say.

If they refuse we shall find ways to implement mind-altering technology into their lives. We will use fear as our weapon.

We will establish their governments and establish opposites within. We will own both sides.

We will always hide our objective but carry out our plan.

They will perform the labor for us and we shall prosper from their toil.

Our families will never mix with theirs.

Our blood must be pure always, for it is the way.

We will make them kill each other when it suits us.

We will keep them separated from the oneness by dogma and religion.

We will control all aspects of their lives and tell them what to think and how.

We will guide them kindly and gently letting them think they are guiding themselves.

We will foment animosity between them through our factions.

When a light shall shine among them, we shall extinguish it by ridicule, or death, whichever suits us best.

We will make them rip each other's hearts apart and kill their own children.

We will accomplish this by using hate as our ally, anger as our friend.

The hate will blind them totally, and never shall they see that from their conflicts we emerge as their rulers.

They will be busy killing each other.

They will bathe in their own blood and kill their neighbors for as long as we see fit.

We will benefit greatly from this, for they will not see us, for they cannot see us.

We will continue to prosper from their wars and their deaths.

We shall repeat this over and over until our ultimate goal is accomplished.

We will continue to make them live in fear and anger through images and sounds.

We will use all the tools we have to accomplish this.

The tools will be provided by their labor.

We will make them hate themselves and their neighbors.

We will always hide the divine truth from them, that we are all one.

This they must never know!

They must never know that color is an illusion, they must always think they are not equal.

Drop by drop, drop by drop we will advance our goal.

We will take over their land, resources and wealth to exercise total control over them.

We will deceive them into accepting laws that will steal the little freedom they will have.

We will establish a monetary system that will imprison them forever, keeping them and their children in debt.

When they shall band together, we shall accuse them of crimes and present a different story to the world for we shall own all the media.

We will use our media to control the flow of information and their sentiment in our favor.

When they shall rise up against us we will crush them like insects, for they are less than that.

They will be helpless to do anything for they will have no weapons.

We will recruit some of their own to carry out our plans, we will promise them eternal life, but eternal life they will never have for they are not of us.

The recruits will be called "initiates" and will be indoctrinated to believe false rites of passage to higher realms.

Members of these groups will think they are one with us never knowing the truth.

They must never learn this truth for they will turn against us.

For their work they will be rewarded with earthly things and great titles, but never will they become immortal and join us, never will they receive the light and travel the stars.

They will never reach the higher realms, for the killing of their own kind will prevent passage to the realm of enlightenment.

This they will never know.

The truth will be hidden in their face, so close they will not be able to focus on it until its too late.

Oh yes, so grand the illusion of freedom will be, that they will never know they are our slaves.

When all is in place, the reality we will have created for them will own them.

This reality will be their prison.

They will live in self-delusion.

When our goal is accomplished a new era of domination will begin.

Their minds will be bound by their beliefs, the beliefs we have established from time immemorial.

But if they ever find out they are our equal, we shall perish then. THIS THEY MUST NEVER KNOW.

If they ever find out that together they can vanquish us, they will take action.

They must never, ever find out what we have done, for if they do, we shall have no place to run, for it will be easy to see who we are once the veil has fallen.

Our actions will have revealed who we are and they will hunt us down and no person shall give us shelter.

This is the Secret Covenant by which we shall live the rest of our present and future lives, for this reality will transcend many generations and life spans.

This covenant is sealed by blood, our blood. We, the ones who from heaven to earth came.

This covenant must NEVER, EVER be known to exist.

bottle return

Having deposits on cans and bottles greatly increases the likelihood that empty containers get recycled, rather than enter the landfill. As far as your prejudice and hatred of the homeless goes, you deserve to get anally raped by a gay porn star.

Secret message for my R&R sock puppet pals

RED BIRD TO YELLOW BIRD

RED BIRD TO YELLOW BIRD

THE GOOSE HAS LANDED!

I REPEAT: THE GOOSE HAS LANDED!

End transmission

P.S. You owe me a ride in that killer 70's van of yours.
 
13375982:TBK_ski.co said:
Copy and pasting craigslist rants, I think these people are on to something:

We are the Tea Party! (I shaved my balls for this??)

We arrive in rusty 1964 motor homes.

We bring our bibles and loaded assault weapons.

We wear ridiculous clothing and have teabags dangling from our earlobes.

We carry misspelled racist signs as we stomp all over the White House lawn.

We eat Chick-fil-A and wash it down with Everclear.

We are Sarah Palin's real Americans.

We adore Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty.

We believe that the earth is only 6,000 years old and that early man walked with the dinosaurs.

We are the birthers.

We are tea party patriots.

We are bigots and inbred.

We are morons and we are proud.

Driving and cell phones.

Time people realize that the world doesn't revolve around them. Hands free law needs to be changed. Should read "When in the public right of way". Regardless if your operating a motor vehicle, bike, or walking. Cross walks at lighted intersections are one thing. Walking down the middle of the road with your back to traffic when your brain is miles away is not the drivers fault. It's yours!

Anyone that walks out into traffic with the mind that they have right of way. Won't live long in any world. Regardless of what laws are being written, broken, or considered.

prince (of darkness) will i am... (end times...)

Illuminati Oath of Human Control

"An illusion it will be, so large, so vast it will escape their perception.

Those who will see it will be thought of as insane.

We will create separate fronts to prevent them from seeing the connection between us.

We will behave as if we are not connected to keep the illusion alive.

Our goal will be accomplished one drop at a time so as to never bring suspicion upon ourselves.

This will also prevent them from seeing the changes as they occur.

We will always stand above the relative field of their experience for we know the secrets of the absolute.

We will work together always and will remain bound by blood and secrecy. Death will come to he who speaks.

We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite.

We will use our knowledge of science and technology in subtle ways so they will never see what is happening.

We will use soft metals, aging accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air.

They will be blanketed by poisons everywhere they turn.

The soft metals will cause them to lose their minds.

We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison.

The poisons will be absorbed trough their skin and mouths, they will destroy their minds and reproductive systems.

From all this, their children will be born dead, and we will conceal this information.

The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them, in what they drink, eat, breathe and wear.

We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far.

We will teach them that the poisons are good, with fun images and musical tones.

Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons.

They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know their true effect.

When they give birth we will inject poisons into the blood of their children and convince them its for their help.

We will start early on, when their minds are young, we will target their children with what children love most, sweet things.

When their teeth decay we will fill them with metals that will kill their mind and steal their future.

When their ability to learn has been affected, we will create medicine that will make them sicker and cause other diseases for which we will create yet more medicine.

We will render them docile and weak before us by our power.

They will grow depressed, slow and obese, and when they come to us for help, we will give them more poison.

We will focus their attention toward money and material goods so they many never connect with their inner self.

We will distract them with fornication, external pleasures and games so they may never be one with the oneness of it All.

Their minds will belong to us and they will do as we say.

If they refuse we shall find ways to implement mind-altering technology into their lives. We will use fear as our weapon.

We will establish their governments and establish opposites within. We will own both sides.

We will always hide our objective but carry out our plan.

They will perform the labor for us and we shall prosper from their toil.

Our families will never mix with theirs.

Our blood must be pure always, for it is the way.

We will make them kill each other when it suits us.

We will keep them separated from the oneness by dogma and religion.

We will control all aspects of their lives and tell them what to think and how.

We will guide them kindly and gently letting them think they are guiding themselves.

We will foment animosity between them through our factions.

When a light shall shine among them, we shall extinguish it by ridicule, or death, whichever suits us best.

We will make them rip each other's hearts apart and kill their own children.

We will accomplish this by using hate as our ally, anger as our friend.

The hate will blind them totally, and never shall they see that from their conflicts we emerge as their rulers.

They will be busy killing each other.

They will bathe in their own blood and kill their neighbors for as long as we see fit.

We will benefit greatly from this, for they will not see us, for they cannot see us.

We will continue to prosper from their wars and their deaths.

We shall repeat this over and over until our ultimate goal is accomplished.

We will continue to make them live in fear and anger through images and sounds.

We will use all the tools we have to accomplish this.

The tools will be provided by their labor.

We will make them hate themselves and their neighbors.

We will always hide the divine truth from them, that we are all one.

This they must never know!

They must never know that color is an illusion, they must always think they are not equal.

Drop by drop, drop by drop we will advance our goal.

We will take over their land, resources and wealth to exercise total control over them.

We will deceive them into accepting laws that will steal the little freedom they will have.

We will establish a monetary system that will imprison them forever, keeping them and their children in debt.

When they shall band together, we shall accuse them of crimes and present a different story to the world for we shall own all the media.

We will use our media to control the flow of information and their sentiment in our favor.

When they shall rise up against us we will crush them like insects, for they are less than that.

They will be helpless to do anything for they will have no weapons.

We will recruit some of their own to carry out our plans, we will promise them eternal life, but eternal life they will never have for they are not of us.

The recruits will be called "initiates" and will be indoctrinated to believe false rites of passage to higher realms.

Members of these groups will think they are one with us never knowing the truth.

They must never learn this truth for they will turn against us.

For their work they will be rewarded with earthly things and great titles, but never will they become immortal and join us, never will they receive the light and travel the stars.

They will never reach the higher realms, for the killing of their own kind will prevent passage to the realm of enlightenment.

This they will never know.

The truth will be hidden in their face, so close they will not be able to focus on it until its too late.

Oh yes, so grand the illusion of freedom will be, that they will never know they are our slaves.

When all is in place, the reality we will have created for them will own them.

This reality will be their prison.

They will live in self-delusion.

When our goal is accomplished a new era of domination will begin.

Their minds will be bound by their beliefs, the beliefs we have established from time immemorial.

But if they ever find out they are our equal, we shall perish then. THIS THEY MUST NEVER KNOW.

If they ever find out that together they can vanquish us, they will take action.

They must never, ever find out what we have done, for if they do, we shall have no place to run, for it will be easy to see who we are once the veil has fallen.

Our actions will have revealed who we are and they will hunt us down and no person shall give us shelter.

This is the Secret Covenant by which we shall live the rest of our present and future lives, for this reality will transcend many generations and life spans.

This covenant is sealed by blood, our blood. We, the ones who from heaven to earth came.

This covenant must NEVER, EVER be known to exist.

bottle return

Having deposits on cans and bottles greatly increases the likelihood that empty containers get recycled, rather than enter the landfill. As far as your prejudice and hatred of the homeless goes, you deserve to get anally raped by a gay porn star.

Secret message for my R&R sock puppet pals

RED BIRD TO YELLOW BIRD

RED BIRD TO YELLOW BIRD

THE GOOSE HAS LANDED!

I REPEAT: THE GOOSE HAS LANDED!

End transmission

P.S. You owe me a ride in that killer 70's van of yours.

Aint nobody got time fo dat
 
litterbugs suck. and whaddaya know, its always tourists that do it. even in a national forest like snowbird is in, people still feel lazy enough to not slide over fucking 30 feet or whatever to toss some trash in a can. like come on, this is how you fucking treat the lands that provide us with awesome recreation? choke on a fucking dick, man.
 
13376275:Nep.Tuna said:
the word wanderlust when used in conjuction with "millenials" or "young people" or those god damn gopro videos wheres its just a bunch of douches in neon hats and tank tops infuriate me.

selfie stikks r00l! love capturing those wicked nights with the bros!

more power to them i guess, but GoPros are much better when they are strapped onto someone going mach-80 down a chute or something like that.
 
13376552:TheFap said:
pretty shitty day, went on NSG to cheer me up. Shitty day here too. no good content

Not that you can ever really bank on NSG saving the day but it does suck when that's your only hope and it doesn't pan out. I wish I could drink heavily and post good threads.
 
Everytime I venture onto public transit I feel like I'm in a fascist state.

"it's everyone's responsibility to keep you safe."

"If you see something say something."

"If you don't speak up who will?"

and they have these stupid ads that make it seem that every train,bus,plane would have blown up years ago if it wasn't for homeland security and people just like "you". Seriously I hate the perpetual state of fear we are being forced into. Seriously fuck off. If your going to spend all this money on keeping us safe from terror, invest in better vending machines at least they actually kill a few people.
 
13376860:AT-AT said:
Everytime I venture onto public transit I feel like I'm in a fascist state.

"it's everyone's responsibility to keep you safe."

"If you see something say something."

"If you don't speak up who will?"

and they have these stupid ads that make it seem that every train,bus,plane would have blown up years ago if it wasn't for homeland security and people just like "you". Seriously I hate the perpetual state of fear we are being forced into. Seriously fuck off. If your going to spend all this money on keeping us safe from terror, invest in better vending machines at least they actually kill a few people.

I agree so much. It's all bullshit. I feel like I'm in a movie or something when they play those things. Airports train stations etc. In some senses like subways and what not keeping the crime down from gangs and douche bags is one thing but pushing the idea that we're all 1 second from getting blown up and if it wasn't for homeland security.

People actually believe that they are fairly likely to get blown up by some islamic guy every time they leave their house. I remember this chick saying something about it on my flight to NZ last year. It's like, fuck you're ignorant.

Believing shit like that is like being convinced that that next pack of jello pudding is going to kill you because you'll joke on it or die from happiness. Sure it could happen, but as stupid as you are, it's far more likely for you to get hit by a truck, or better yet crash into a tree because you think cruise control can drive you home.

/rant
 
Finally getting rid of my fucking brain dead roommate. Had to talk to the staff hear, the housing people that I pay rent through, and hr several times. They dropped the ball so hard. Dude was going to live here rent free till fucking september. The staff hates him, they were super happy that I was trying to get him booted. It's been 8 and a half days. He was supposed to be gone 5 ago at the very latest. Now if he gets the eviction notice tonight he still has 3 fucking days.

Jesus. I have to live in the same room with this guy for 3 more days. I'm all anxious now because he went full on fidget mode looking for shit for an hour again. Then asks where the remote was I was like you have it. Then more fidget, tear the room apart looking for it.

Yesterday I went hiking around 6 miles because he brought his pill head friend in to cook lunch. Kid has a room upstairs with nobody living in it. Go the fuck up there.

When your own place that you're paying rent is too fucked to live it sucks. I just want to relax. I don't need the perfect roomate, I just need somebody who is semi clean, not a fucking moron, and can handle life. I don't want to be a baby sitter in my spare time. Cannot fucking wait for this clown to get the boot.

Then I can stop worrying about my food in the fridge him moving my toothbrush because he has toothbrush cases or some bullshit, digging through garbage looking for his sandwich then touching everything in the fridge and house, etc.

He's been telling the cleaning ladies not to clean because he thinks they're going to steal his pills. I dont need my room cleaned every week but with him here? Fuck yeah I do. When he leaves I'm going to pay them to clean it good and then not clean it for the rest of the season. I can handle that myself.

He bitched that they didn't clean it one day and I had to inform him that they cleaned it the day before and he messed it up. He called the lady at the desk a bitch because she wouldn't go get him peanut butter that they have out at breakfast at 2 or 3 oclock.

He talked shit about his parents because they wouldn't give him a credit card so he could get a rental car after totalling 2 cars in 2 weeks.

Dude slid a cat into the woods and took out trees, backed a cat into another cat and busted the tiller, rolled and totalled the car his dad lent him, and fell off the tow truck getting stuff out of his car all in one night. He's fucking useless.

I've literally never met anybody as horrifically disorganized. Totally clueless to his surroundings. Stoked that he's not working and just sitting in my room 24/7 now.

He told me that people tell him that he's the "perfect roommate". I really don't need any extra stress right now.

/rant
 
13377401:theabortionator said:
Dude slid a cat into the woods and took out trees, backed a cat into another cat and busted the tiller, rolled and totalled the car his dad lent him, and fell off the tow truck getting stuff out of his car all in one night. He's fucking useless.

woof, that's insanity.
 
13377442:BenWhit said:
woof, that's insanity.

Yeah man.

13377484:AT-AT said:
I hope that everything starts looking up for you man after your roomier finally heads out.

Stoked they just delivered the eviction notice. He wouldn't answer the door. Had me pretend he wasn't there, as if it matters. Went down to the desk so they know. Also think it's hilarious they already figured out his scheme to go live in his other pill head friends room when he get's booted. They told me some of their own stories of how awesome he is.

But yeah. Really not in the best place myself right now. So it will be nice to have a place where I can just exist in some sort of relative peace.

Not the most stoked on things at work but only a few more weeks of the season. Making my summer plans. Just trying to stay afloat and keep on my quest to find "happiness". Hoping this summer is a good one wherever I end up.

And thanks.

I hate bitching about it almost because it's like, everyone got problems, there's all kinds of bad shit in the but this thread has been a good outlet for me. Usually when I type stuff I feel better. Even good stuff, especially good stuff.

I just type it and then move on til the next event.

It's just crazy to think how much it can affect you when you're closed into a small room with somebody that's tearing everything apart while freaking out, swearing, then losing other stuff in the process and after a few hours it makes you crazy anxious.

I don't expect everything in my life to be magically perfect once he's gone, but having a place where I can think and recover from whatever else is really all I need.
 
13377621:theabortionator said:
I hate bitching about it almost because it's like, everyone got problems, there's all kinds of bad shit in the but this thread has been a good outlet for me. Usually when I type stuff I feel better. Even good stuff, especially good stuff.

that's the purpose of this thread though, right? for the most part, this thread is a pretty free space to bitch and moan without some of the backlash you'd see in NSG. hope everything gets better on your front.
 
13376545:DeebieSkeebies said:
selfie stikks r00l! love capturing those wicked nights with the bros!

more power to them i guess, but GoPros are much better when they are strapped onto someone going mach-80 down a chute or something like that.

I saw multiple asians in NYC last weekend with cell phone selfie sticks. It was brutal to see
 
13377836:louie.mirags said:
I saw multiple asians in NYC last weekend with cell phone selfie sticks. It was brutal to see

I'm carrying a selfie stick with me right now lol.

Getting a picture with all the Disney princesses tomorrow.
 
13377836:louie.mirags said:
I saw multiple asians in NYC last weekend with cell phone selfie sticks. It was brutal to see

The Asians at mount snow get funnier every year. There was a group of them in the park filming themselves "getting air" off the lips with selfie sticks. It was a great sight to behold.

Now for the rant. I had to move back into my parents house recently because of financial reasons and its been total hell. I got grounded the other night because I came home from a concert 5 hours later than I told them I would. And I totally get that's wrong, I should've texted my mom to say I was going to be late, it was a dick move on my part. And so they grounded me for 6 weeks.

I would be fine with this usually, like I fucked up, I bet my mom was worried about me, and I live in their house almost rent free so I owe her a lot. But the date that my kid would've been born is coming up and I was planning on spending the day/night in the woods to just focus on her memory.

When I talked to my mom about it she absolutely flipped, saying how never mind the fact that I'm grounded but its also the day before Easter and how can I be so selfish to skip out on Easter Sunday for something I should be over with by now. What. The. Fuck. We've been arguing about this for months about how I'm still extremely upset by this and she thinks that I need to just "quit moping and get on with my life." It's just such bullshit.
 
13377891:connecticunt said:
"quit moping and get on with my life."

Not saying I know your situation at all or what your parents are like, but I know mine are very into the "tough love" style. I went thru a pretty hard breakup (not nearly what it sounds like you went thru) but it hit me really hard and I was in the dumps for a while. My dad finally lost it on me one night and it was kind of the kick in the ass I needed. More often than not, our parents are looking out for us. It's frustrating, they're annoying as all hell, but mine tend to be right more often than not.
 
13377891:connecticunt said:
Now for the rant. I had to move back into my parents house recently because of financial reasons and its been total hell. I got grounded the other night because I came home from a concert 5 hours later than I told them I would. And I totally get that's wrong, I should've texted my mom to say I was going to be late, it was a dick move on my part. And so they grounded me for 6 weeks.

Aren't you over 18? And tons of people still live at home. I am 25 and so is my girlfriend. We both have degrees and full time jobs and can't afford to move out yet. Just the way it is nowadays. Your mom sounds like she needs to lighten up
 
13377656:BenWhit said:
that's the purpose of this thread though, right? for the most part, this thread is a pretty free space to bitch and moan without some of the backlash you'd see in NSG. hope everything gets better on your front.

Yeah I just like typing funnier rants like making the person that was driving shitty into the worlds greatest problem, or the person that gave me a dirty look in the supermarket, the gaper in the park. But yeah it really is what it's here for, I just can't wait to get back to making a fake big deal out of more trivial things in 2 days.

13377891:connecticunt said:
The Asians at mount snow get funnier every year. There was a group of them in the park filming themselves "getting air" off the lips with selfie sticks. It was a great sight to behold.

Now for the rant. I had to move back into my parents house recently because of financial reasons and its been total hell. I got grounded the other night because I came home from a concert 5 hours later than I told them I would. And I totally get that's wrong, I should've texted my mom to say I was going to be late, it was a dick move on my part. And so they grounded me for 6 weeks.

I would be fine with this usually, like I fucked up, I bet my mom was worried about me, and I live in their house almost rent free so I owe her a lot. But the date that my kid would've been born is coming up and I was planning on spending the day/night in the woods to just focus on her memory.

When I talked to my mom about it she absolutely flipped, saying how never mind the fact that I'm grounded but its also the day before Easter and how can I be so selfish to skip out on Easter Sunday for something I should be over with by now. What. The. Fuck. We've been arguing about this for months about how I'm still extremely upset by this and she thinks that I need to just "quit moping and get on with my life." It's just such bullshit.

If you ever need to get away let me know. No idea what my living situation will be at the time or if I'll be in the states this summer. But if you want to just take a drive across/around the country to clear your head your more than welcome to stop and hang out, so some hiking, skiing, whatever until you wanna head to the next place.

13377906:BenWhit said:
Not saying I know your situation at all or what your parents are like, but I know mine are very into the "tough love" style. I went thru a pretty hard breakup (not nearly what it sounds like you went thru) but it hit me really hard and I was in the dumps for a while. My dad finally lost it on me one night and it was kind of the kick in the ass I needed. More often than not, our parents are looking out for us. It's frustrating, they're annoying as all hell, but mine tend to be right more often than not.

I mean for the most part most parents have good intentions but that doesn't mean anything. My parents were very wrong about a lot of stuff. I'd love to say that now because I'm an adult I see everything they did, realize they were right, and we're all good but it isn't like that. My parents did some good things but they also fucked up pretty hard on other fronts. Also still on some things we don't talk about. That said once I'm convince I have a place to move my drumset, anything I don't want thrown out in my room, and not ever go back even for a couple weeks between seasons we're going to have a talk about some stuff and it's probably going to be ugly.

Lucky for me after high school we got to a point where it's kind of "hows the weather ?" "Oh it rained" and don't talk about anything real. It's kind of sad in some terms, but at least Im able to live there at times/see them without there being a blowout about stupid shit.

There's no manual for being a parent, no test you take before you have kids, they try to do the best you can but a lot of times they fuck up hard.

I kind of wish I was going to have kids so I could do right by them. I know I wouldn't be perfect, I would fuck up, but I think I could do a better job than my parents did. Having somebody you can actually talk to that is understanding and not just a douche of a tyrant.

That said not going to have kids though.
 
13378006:AT-AT said:
Who is going to carry on your legacy??

Maybe I'll get a dog or gerbil or something and tell it everything before I die. Just tell it to live the best it can and that I love it. Pet it once in a while then die.
 
paid $15 for flat shipping from SAGA 3 weeks ago for my Killington trip this weekend.. won't get it till next week.... wow
 
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