random woman jokes

-why are jewish people's noses so big?

-because the air is free

-whats faster than a speeding bullet?

-a jew with a coupon

-whats a jewish dilema?

-free pork
 
so this guy comes home to find his wife packing her shit he says "where are you going?" she says "hookers are getting $100 a blow job in vegas, so I am leaving you to make some $$" so he starts throwing his shit into a bag and she says "what are you doing?" he goes "I'm going to see how your going to live off $100 a month!"
 
whats the difference between a blonde and a toilet...

you dont have to cuddle with a blonde for weeks after you dump a load in it.
 
not a women joke but whatever

alright so there was a guy carrying a huge truck full of black bowling balls and he crashed his truck and all the bowling balls went everwhere then he went to go find help and when he came back the townspeople were shooting the bowling balls and he was like what the hell are u doing and they said we gotta shoot them nigger eggs before the hatch
 
True story. My family is hanging out at the bar the night before thanksgiving. My dad and his two brothers look fairly close to each other like most brothers. This blond chick walks up to my dad and his two brothers and says, "you guys look so much alike you could be twins."
 
not sure if anyone on here will get this, but its a nascar joke...

Three NASCAR fans were on their way to a Race when one noticed a foot

sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and

discovered a female dead body. Out of respect the Jarrett fan took off

his hat and placed it over right breast. The Martin fan took off his

hat and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Jeff

Gordon fan took his hat off and placed it over her crotch. The police

were called and when he arrived, the officer conducted his inspection.

First, he lifted up the #88 hat, replaced it, and wrote down some

notes. Next, he lifted up the #6 hat, replaced it, and wrote down some

notes. The officer then lifted the #24 hat, replaced it, then lifted it

again, replaced, lifted it a third time, replaced it. The Gordon fan

was getting upset and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? You

keep lifting and looking and lifting and looking." The officer said,

"No, I am just surprised; normally when I look under a #24 hat, I find

an asshole."

N orth

A merican

S port

C entered

A round

R ednecks




 
Q: How come black people hate country music?

A: Because everytime someone yells "Ho Down!" they think that their sister was shot.
 
When does a black man become a nigger?

When he leaves the room.

Why can niggas run so fast?

Cause all the slow ones are in jail.

What did Lil' nigga get for christmas?

Your bike.

What do you call a tv floating around at night?

Nigga stealing a tv.

Why are niggas getting stronger?

Tv's keep getting bigger.

How many niggas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I dunno, they couldn't figure it out.

What do you call an east indian?

Proof that niggas fuck dogs.

What do you call a nigga having sex?

Rape.

Whats the difference between a nigga and a pizza?

Pizza can feed a family of four.

What sound do chain saws make in texas?

run-nigga-nigga run-nigga-nigga

Sorry to all you black folk out there, but outrageous humor should still be recognized as only humor, regardless of how racially tasteless it is.

What's the definition of a tough decision?

A one armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

 
So if you're watching TV and your wife comes in from the kitchen and starts bitching at you what have you done wrong?

Made the chain too long.
 
ohh i told you that calvin.

if your wife has to black eyes what do u do

nothin u warned the bitch twice already
 
seriously enough black jokes, i have a black man in my family tree

he's been hanging there for 3 years
 
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