Ahmets_Brother
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so fuckin funny!!!!!
dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
random woman jokes
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Ahmets_Brother
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parkin...those jokes wree gay. you cant diss men so shut the hell up
dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
scratch720
Member
that joke about the jews in the car affended me.
I had a uncle who died in a consentration camp..........Ya he fell off the watch tower.
I had a uncle who died in a consentration camp..........Ya he fell off the watch tower.
Girays_Brother
Active member
parkin is a fucking moron
i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Frenchy88
Member
A couple michael jackson jokes
Why did michael jackson call boyz to men?
He thought it was a delivery service
Why did michael jackson check into the drug clinic?
Because he has a 14 year old crack problem
How is michael jackson like wall mart?
They both have boys pants half-off
.................... AK represent
Why did michael jackson call boyz to men?
He thought it was a delivery service
Why did michael jackson check into the drug clinic?
Because he has a 14 year old crack problem
How is michael jackson like wall mart?
They both have boys pants half-off
.................... AK represent
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'Don't let academics get in the way of your education' (My coach)
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
my bad, wrong order
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'Don't let academics get in the way of your education' (My coach)
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
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'Don't let academics get in the way of your education' (My coach)
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
skiingpimp
Active member
Wanna here joke
Women's Rights
Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.
-Van Wilder-
Suck my Dick!
-Ron Jeremy-
Women's Rights
Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.
-Van Wilder-
Suck my Dick!
-Ron Jeremy-
Why do women have boobs.
-So you got something to look at while you're talking to them.
(women that just heard joke stars in disbelief)
-So you got something to look at while you're talking to them.
(still staring in disbelief and disgust)
-So you got something ----Cut to next scene----
--Peter Griffin telling a joke to a female coworker at the toy factory
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
skierdudeguy: theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
-So you got something to look at while you're talking to them.
(women that just heard joke stars in disbelief)
-So you got something to look at while you're talking to them.
(still staring in disbelief and disgust)
-So you got something ----Cut to next scene----
--Peter Griffin telling a joke to a female coworker at the toy factory
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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
skierdudeguy: theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
KillerMonkey
Active member
Why did helen keller go crazy?
She was trying to read a stucco wall.
Whats more fun than swinging a baby on a clothes line?
Stopping it with a shovel
Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby?
About 30mins in the oven.
JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)
Guitaring for life
She was trying to read a stucco wall.
Whats more fun than swinging a baby on a clothes line?
Stopping it with a shovel
Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby?
About 30mins in the oven.
JIBARITO
(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)
Guitaring for life
freeze_and_burn
Member
guys u get off ur couches and do some god damn cleaning hahaha! now that i would like to see!
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freeze_and_burn
Member
ooo baby jokes! LMAO
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting beside a kid with down syndrome.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
Can't fuck a rock
What's the difference between a dead baby and a bagel.
You can put a bagel in the toaster, you have to put the dead baby in an oven.
How do you make a baby float?
Take your foot off it's head.
How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with a lawnmower.
What do you get when you dislocate a baby's jaw?
Deep throat.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
What's more disgusting than 100 dead babys?
99 dead babys with one eating it's way out of the middle.
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting beside a kid with down syndrome.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
Can't fuck a rock
What's the difference between a dead baby and a bagel.
You can put a bagel in the toaster, you have to put the dead baby in an oven.
How do you make a baby float?
Take your foot off it's head.
How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with a lawnmower.
What do you get when you dislocate a baby's jaw?
Deep throat.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
What's more disgusting than 100 dead babys?
99 dead babys with one eating it's way out of the middle.
lanks
Active member
SERIOUSLY GUYS, stop with the black jokes. i happen to have a black man in my family tree.
he's been hanging there for 3 years!
'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride
'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
he's been hanging there for 3 years!
'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride
'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
five0
Active member
alabama windchime?
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
kickerlicker
Member
What is the difference between a womans vagina and butthole
you can stick your dig further into a vagina
you can stick your dig further into a vagina
downhiller52
Member
why did the mexican girl get pregnate?
her teacher told her to do a essay!
haw do you make a 5 year old cry?
whipe your bloody cock all over her teady bear!
her teacher told her to do a essay!
haw do you make a 5 year old cry?
whipe your bloody cock all over her teady bear!
downhiller52
Member
i know that was bad!
back_woods
Active member
a mexican, an italian, and an irish guy are in a car, whos driving?
The police
if your dogs barking at the back door to be let in, and your wifes at the front with her hands full of groceries, who do you let in first?
Your dog, at least it shuts up once its in the house
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to you
The police
if your dogs barking at the back door to be let in, and your wifes at the front with her hands full of groceries, who do you let in first?
Your dog, at least it shuts up once its in the house
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to you
freestyler540
Active member
Whats the diffrence between a bowling ball and a women?
You can put three fingers in a bowling ball.
You can put three fingers in a bowling ball.
freestyler540
Active member
come on guys keep this alive
sunvalleyskibum
Active member
how do hellen keller's parents punish her?
leave the plunger in the toilet
leave the plunger in the toilet
freeskisquaw
Active member
How come Hellen Keller can't drive?
Cause she's a woman.
Cause she's a woman.
jimmychung
Active member
how do you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?
give the bitch a shovel
note to feminists: not my joke, from a friend of mine, don't yell at me.
give the bitch a shovel
note to feminists: not my joke, from a friend of mine, don't yell at me.
jimmychung
Active member
i just thought of another one, i don't know if it's already been listed, it's a longer one:
a plane is crashing, and everyone starts to panic. one woman stands up and yells "we're all going to die! i'm going to die without anyone ever making me feel like a REAL woman, is there anyone who can make me feel like a REAL woman before we all die?!" and everyone stares at her and no one says anything. finally a voice from the back says "i can make you feel like a woman" and the man stands up and starts walking towards her. he's tall, dark, and handsome, and makes her feel weak as he unbuttons his shirt walking towards her. as the woman is shaking in anticipation, he takes off his shirt and holds it out to her, and says "iron this"
a plane is crashing, and everyone starts to panic. one woman stands up and yells "we're all going to die! i'm going to die without anyone ever making me feel like a REAL woman, is there anyone who can make me feel like a REAL woman before we all die?!" and everyone stares at her and no one says anything. finally a voice from the back says "i can make you feel like a woman" and the man stands up and starts walking towards her. he's tall, dark, and handsome, and makes her feel weak as he unbuttons his shirt walking towards her. as the woman is shaking in anticipation, he takes off his shirt and holds it out to her, and says "iron this"
BioEnhanced
Member
A lot of these are not okay. The jews fitting in the car, the Ethiopean, and Holy Shit. (which ill admit i did laugh at)Racist jokes offend me because it brings to mind things like the stuff in American History X. I wish people would stop being so mean to each other. Im not a pacifist or anything, I just think its cowardly to crack jokes about Blacks, when you know that retaliation is impossible. Its little things like that that cause the demeaning of African americans and other minorites as people, and make them seem like objects, which is one step closer to violence. Its easiest to attack a person, when in your mind they aren't a person.
meggers
Active member
whats the national anthem of mexico?
row row row your boat
what do u get when you cross ragidy anne and the pilsbury dough boy?
a pissed off red head with a yeast infection
Why are hangovers better than men?
Hangovers will go away.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
How do you confuse a man?
You don't have to - they're born that way
row row row your boat
what do u get when you cross ragidy anne and the pilsbury dough boy?
a pissed off red head with a yeast infection
Why are hangovers better than men?
Hangovers will go away.
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
So men can tell if they are coming or going.
How do you confuse a man?
You don't have to - they're born that way
BioEnhanced
Member
Whats similar between Michael Jackson and Santa Claus.
They both leave little boys homes with empty sacks.
They both leave little boys homes with empty sacks.
