random woman jokes

skiman523

skiman523

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Q.what do you so when your dishwaher breaks

A.kick her in the ass and tell her to get back to work

Q.Why cant woman drive

A.Because there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen

Q.How many woman does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A.none, let the bitch work in the Dark

Q. why should woman alway know the time

A. theres a clock on the stove

skiman523
 
This is asking for trouble, yet great at the same time!

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
ohh boyy.....

im not even going to start anything.....but yes, i agree, you are asking for some Serious bitchin

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.joei.

Girls of NS represent

busted knees 4 LIFE
 
these are all old

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger. It works the same in any country.'

-Hermann Goering (1893 - 1946) Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe

 
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?

To see the look on its face as it goes in!

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
why are womens feet so small?

so they can stand closer to the sink

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
i love woman jokes.

how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

give the bitch a shovel

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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast
 
why did god invent shopping carts??

to teach women how to walk

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i do like the baby jokes better than the woman ones.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
i think the baby ones are pretty sick, but suit urself

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high north session 2 biotch
 
yeah seriously...i love babies...........with a side of mashed potatoes

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan

 
what do you call a women with 2 black eyes?

nothing, shes already been told twice

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
^ heh. i like that one. its a gooder.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
why are brides dresses white??

kitchen appliences should match

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
Jib_This: Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?

To see the look on its face as it goes in!

You don't have children do you?

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I Like To Ski
 
not quite a woman joke, but close enough:

sperm 1: how long til we get to the ovaries?

sperm 2: i dunno, we haven't even passed the tonsils yet

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
your bad strode.

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
No, I don't have children. It's called birth control, give it a try. The condom with a side of birth control pills works miracles.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
 
heres a couple about the biggest women of them all...

Q:whats 6+46+5?

A:a threesome with Michael Jackson

Q:What does Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?

A:A 45 yr old piece of meat between two ten year old buns.

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
^ahahahaha sick! :D

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
why did helen kellers dog jump off a cliff?

you would too if your name was mmmmffff

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
What is the difference between Michael JAckson and a grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries.

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Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code

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www.teamksm.co.uk
 
^that was awful,but still made me laugh.But i don't know what i was laughing at,so it sucked.

BMW

Beer,Mushrooms,and Weed
 
whats micheal jackson's favorite thing about twenty eight year olds?

there are 20 of them

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powder gets me pisted off
 
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
A woman gets hit by a guy driving a motorcycle. Who's fault is it?

The man's, he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen

 
What is 18 inches long and can make a woman scream?

A still birth.

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
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