okay... so this isnt my idea but a kid i know thought it up.
There are an infinitie amount of numbers, and every number has a name, just some numbers are too high to use so we refer to them mathmatically as stuff like 1x10^100,000^100,000^100,000. But that is only an equation to give you an idea of how big the number is. Those numbers still have a name, even if it hasent been confirmed yet. Since there are an infinite amount of numbers, there are an infinite amount of names for those numbers. This means that every word is also a number. For example, "chair" could be the name for the number 1x10^100,000^100,000^100,000^1,000, while the word "tittyfuckingpisseater" could represent the number 1x10^100,000^10,000. So if you had a chair and ten dollars, you would have 1x10^100,000^100,000^100,000^1,000+10$.