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Gtweaker

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name yours, here is mine:

i got in trouble in spanish because our teacher is a retard who doesnt know how to teach, she only got her job because she is an immigrant from cuba(true story) so im eating these chips in her class and i guess we cant eat in class so she says put them away and i saw, its alright im not gunna spill, she flips out and calls the dean(her husband) and he is about 55, retired from the navy and talks in ur face with hella bad coffe breathe and hes only about 5'8 im 6'1 so im lookn down at him while still being intimidated cas hes just a crazy little fucker, so he tells me not to eat in class and why and all this shit and then he started talking about pizza and how the tamatoe sauce is good for urprostate or something like that and then he started talking about lance armstrong and how he got ball cancer and that is somehow tied in with ur prostate, he talks about this for seriosly 10 minutes and says so dont eat in class ok thank u have a nice day.

i realized how random this conversation was and was puzzled all day....quite a rant but lemme hear ur stories
 
no way me too. One time i was watching the news and it was a story of the drug deal that went right.
 
Yeah catnip is like weed for cats. They trip balls for like 5 minutes and then its over. It seems like cats are constantly trippin tho, their Krunked animals!
 
randomly found 50 dollars in my pants that i was try on that are really old to see nif they fit me to give away....good thing i checked
 
at the exact moment i just sneezed my computer shut down, and i didnt even press the button to turn it of
 
every dump ive taken in the last 6 days has broken the surface of the water because it is so huge. i think its because ive been drinking this juice called "naked" its like fruit smoothies, and they have added fiber.

anyway, im about to add to my streak.
 
me and my friend were sitting in the cafetirea at the ski hill, and there was music playing upstairs and my friend was talkin bout the song and then i was like, "i cant hear it, i think i'm going blind." and then she just stared at me till i figured out what i said, which was about a minute later. it was hilarious.
 
this spanish teacher wouldn't let this kid go to the bathroom the whole year. so one day he wears grey sweat pants to school, and fucking pisses his pants in the middle of spanish. i wasn't in the class...but the story has become legend
 
i heard a story from one of my friends who was on acid and was goign crazy in his apartment and he decided to jump off of his loft and he landed on his cat and it blew up....

kind of gross though
 
well actually it was one of my friend's friends except i didnt want to put that because then people would be like its always a friend's friend and someones friend's friend has always done that but then i realized that im pretty positive no ones friend's friend has landed on their cat and had it explode...

the truth is out
 
haha thanks. you probably don't remember me, but you're the kid from boys' state aren't you? I'm pretty sure you were the mayor of my town. Man, that sucked
 
meh me and my friend kylee got in trouble for cusin up a storm on the one day where we said fuck less than 20 times every 5 mins lol
 
In french class one day my teacher who was an ex-slut (tattoo on lower back, wore thongs everyday, wore slut boots) yelled at me for making my friend laugh. My friend randomly started laughing and so my teacher turns around and was like "WHY ARE YOU MAKING HIM LAUGH?! THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE!" I was doodling the entire time and didn't say anything to make him laugh and so I flipped out. I threw my pencil at the dumb bitch and punched the metal bookshelf (dented it) while leaving. My teacher later apologized.
 
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