Random things you have done in your life

when i was a todler, my mom caught me a bunch of times sitting in front of the fridge gnawing on a stick of butter ( I LOVed it!)

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I got kicked out of pre-school because I kept taking off my clothes.

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
i squirted pickle juice in my eye

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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[/i][/b][/u]- Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
threw peeled juicy oranges off this 5 store building in Paris and it exploded in the middle of a crowd and people started running and it was chaos

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^ That's because Paris is full of pussies, of course they where all running for their lives from oranges... peeled oranges...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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I blew a loogie off of the Eiffel Tower in Paris a few years ago. I horked up some extra snot to weigh it down a bit. It must have hit terminal velocity by the time it hit that poor stuck up bitch 200 meters below. At that speed it's like being hit with a brick.

Fuck, that's 2 things I've killed in this thread. I'm going to stop admitting to this crap.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
there was the time i nearly killed a dude tanning on a beach 350 yards away...i decided to tee up with my 3 wood on top of a massive hill, and aimed far right into a shaded area...well the wind really took that one, and it landed a yard or so in front of a sunbather wayyy of to the left, making a cloud of sand rise up...i was lucky i didnt kill the poor old man.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
^ he's right. i was there to witness that. that guy would have been pissed man.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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[/i][/b][/u]- Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
there was about a 2 week period where i could not stop petting peoples hair...they thought i was really creepy. but they loved me at the same time...

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^ Cuz everyone loves heavy petting!

Anyways, I was there for lank's golf drive. That was sketch. And just before he teed up, some woman with her 3 year old kid warned him that he might hit someone!

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
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