Random things you have done in your life

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petek

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no elaborate stories, just a random wierd thing you remember doing.

Feeding an emu a poptart.

And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
 
Vodka popsicles in Australia kick ass!

And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
 
That sounds kinda depressing, are you remenissing over an ex or something?

And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
 
for a change, cut the majority of my hair off one day after school, and gave a ziploc bag containing my hair to my gym teacher, whom used to always say how much she "wanted my hair"

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rex thomas asked to blow his nose on my doo-rag once.
 
me and my 2 friends went to a close town (30 miles) at like 10 pm

o yeah we were really high too

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high north session 3

VIVA LA RESISTANCE

Jesus loves you, but i think your an asshat
 
I shved my afro off (10 inches of hair) it was a spur of the moment thing. just watching TV and decided "hey ill totally shave my head"

 
smashed a shopping cart and rammed it into trees



anyone with a K starting name.
join the Special K. cult

 
i saw an iron in some guys garbage so i took it and maced it into the lightpost outside of his house cause i felt like it

SKATEBOARDING
 
Lost a bet and had to shave every inch of hair off my body including eye brows and everything. I looked weird as fuck for a couple weeks!! It felt cool though!!

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Skiing isn't a matte rof life and death. IT's much more important than that!

'Live simply so others can simply live'-Ghandi
 
got smashed, got my bros to cut the hair into a mullet, (full fledged, with racing stripes along the sides too) and rocked that thing like it was no bodys business for a good month or 2. i was king of my castle.

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just ski.
 
here's an elaborate story worth reading.

it was past midnight, and 2 buddies and myself went to a local 24 hour grocery store. we didnt steal anything; nor did we buy anything. but nevertheless, we decided to make a run for the exits, after one of us yelled "cheese it!". so we ran through the first set of sliding doors fine, but the 2nd set didnt open, and we plowed through them, making the two doors swing out on their hinges (that wasnt supposed to happen, they were automatic sliding doors afterall.) but the doors seemed fine, so we continued to sprint until we reached my friends car, at which point we peaced and headed for my place.

however, there was an undercover security guard who witnessed the ordeal, jumped into his unmarked hyundai santa fe, and pursued us. it became evident that we were being followed, so naturally, we tried to lose the guy. but the snow-covered sidestreets were sketchy, and after a 10 minute chase, we said "what the hell," and pulled over. afterall, we didnt steal anything.

so i get out of our car and stroll with steeze up to the dude's window, and he tells me to back off, thinking im a total gangsta. well, i am, but thats beside the point. the dude accuses us of stealing goods and breaking the doors on the way out, and calls the cops. we tell him cool, call the cops, becuase we arent criminals.

long story short, after 20 mins (the cop station was 45 seconds away) 5 cop cars pull up. they ask the security guard what was going on, so naturally he lies and says we stole stuff and nearly killed people trying to flee the scene. we werent allowed to have any say in the matter. they take our id's, and order us to go back to the store where they will punish us.

we go back, laughing at how insanely stupid the situation really is. 5 cop cars, for this? and the security guard wouldnt come near us the entire time, he was about 5'6 and had a meduim-at-best build, and any one of us, let alone all three of us, could have taken him out if we had deemed it necessary.

we wait in our car for 45 more mins while the grocery store clerks and the security guards lie about what we did. the guard finally comes to the car and tells us to give back whatever we had stolen, because 'a cashier watched us pocket something'.

that happened to be a complete lie, so i blankly told him that he is full of it and that he had better go back inside. he left without another word. 5 minutes later he returned, slapping each of us with a year long ban from the store, citing that we 'broke the doors', which was a lie. they have to be able to open on their hinges, its in the fire code. anyways, ew laugh in his face and gladly accept the bans, because they make us look badass; and now my mom cant tell me to buy the groceries.

in addition, the police charge us with 'mischief under $5000' (accidentally running into a set of doors is mischief?) and make us get mug shots and fingerprints (my mug shot was as real as it gets; so gangsta.)

in conclusion, we hired a lawyer, and the case is being tossed out presently, for being stupid. and our fingerprints and mug shots are being discarded from the system as well (im asking for a copy of my mug shot). and i can say that im a criminal and mean it.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
^awesome that story is truly one of the best i have heard on this site

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high north session 3

VIVA LA RESISTANCE

Jesus loves you, but i think your an asshat
 
your story reminded me of this one time with a friend we were just chillin in central park (a bit high) he decided to get a soda. so he goes to one of those guys who sells the soda. he gives the guy money and hes about to get his soda when I just suddenly scream "RUN" he takes off I giggle a bit and run after him. he sprinted for like 3 minutes when I catched up to him he asked me if we got away with it and I started laughing at him for a couple minutes.he realized what happened and went to get his soda when we got to the guy the guy klaughed as we aproached he was pretty cool he gave my friend the soda he payed for and gave me a free soda for giving him a good laugh

 
Joel, that is amazing. Seriously.

Oh but everybody thinks

That everybody knows

About everybody else

Nobody knows

Anything about themselves

Cause their all worried about everybody else

Yea

-Jack Johnson
 
some hot 20 somethin at this party gave me booze and squeezed my ass

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Craig-
Hey is that a Hitler book?

Me-Yeah the guy who killed millions of people

Dave-Thats real ignorant Jared
 
we went house kicking.... literally..

and drove off like we did something illegal.. it was pretty random

~meghan
 
my friend ben got in a recycling bin and we put a skateboard under it and whe went down a wicked steep street, then crashed into the side of the ditch, it was awesome...........o and one time i tried to drive my riding lawnmower to go pick up my friend erin...the tire popped unfortunatly

 
haha, no, i just meant pretty much everything i do is just totaly random and crazy and fun to the max

~-~NWFT~-~

the whole mountain is a park on a powder day - dylhole

*Kirsten*
 
during the summer the same group of friends mentioned above and myself used to drive around residential neighborhoods and hurl waterballoons, and in some cases, potatoes, at unsuspecting pedestrians. we got them good so often, but we never really got any of it on tape.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
hahaha, that was a quality story

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Matt Hein - skiboarding legend
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
somerone pulled a fire alarm at our dance, so me n some friends streaked through the crowd outside. suspensions suck

-Linfield
 
Oh man, that used to be all we would do when we were bored...we'd just go out at like 1 am and hit all the crackheads walking around...sometimes we'd have trains of 3 or 4 cars that would each hit the same guy...Oh and one time, I wasnt there but a couple of my friends threw a balloon so hard it sent a guy to the hospital...it was pretty bad.

Oh but everybody thinks

That everybody knows

About everybody else

Nobody knows

Anything about themselves

Cause their all worried about everybody else

Yea

-Jack Johnson
 
I clicked my heels and ran out the door of my classroom throwing a snowball at a Mexican girl.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
haha, good times. at one point, we were driving bloody fast going down a hill, and we saw a group of ghetto somali kids. i was in the passenger seat seat, my buddy was behind me. so i lean out of the window, with a balloon in each hand. i lob one up in the air with my right, wait a split second, and then whip the balloon from my left, via a nasty sidearm throw. at the same time, my buddy behind me (i think it was anathema) whips his balloon. in conclusion, we managed to hit the same kid with all three balloons, while speeding downhill. that was awesome.

also, we'd go out to clubs downtown and nail all the dudes standing in line waiting to get in. theyre all dressed up nice because they want to impress the ladies, and then we drive by and soak them with giant waterballoons. classic.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
haha, lanks your story was great

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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
 
Being pretty trashed on Thursday and needing desperately to break the seal, I headed for an alley way. In the alley way was some piece of shit car. So I opened the gas flap, unscrewed the cap and pounded a 45 second leak into the gas tank. Relieved I headed home.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
^haha nice

me and a buddy went rollerblading in k mart once

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"
I choose to blame my parents for giving me a small bent weiner and an ugly face"--Tom Delonge

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE
 
me and my friend hide in the bushes behing the metro station and we throw eggs on the passengers

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the va
 
hey jessbuff, why dont you tell everyone about the infamous encounter with that really chill pigeon in barrhaven this summer?

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
Getting really high and throwing molotov cocktails at mailboxes. Have you ever seen a high kid try and throw a flaming bottle of gasoline, its quite hilarious.

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I might be an adult, but I'm a minor at heart.
 
Fine Lanks, I will tell the story.

Well this faggot sea gull took a shit on my car so I chased it down, kicked it and then when it was down and out I went into my trunk, pulled out my 7 Iron, teed the mother fucker up... FOOOOOORE! That little shit had no idea what hit him, he flew about 30 yards through the air, feathers floating in the sky and his guts splattered up against the fence. Then to make a statement to all the other fucker sea gulls out there I chopped the slut's head clean off and stuck it on the antenna of my car.

So if anyone tries to shit on my car, watch out!

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
im still holding that against you. that bird was a badass. all he wanted to do was chill with us.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
Ya, but he went out with a bang! or a smash! That bird was sure a Grand Slam! hah, ah, oh, jeez, I feel bad.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
 
haha that bird one was great. lanks your story's are halarious too.

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defending against bee swarm with a machete...hospital bills.

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'So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived. or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?'

'The Edge... there is no honest way
 
I was 6 years old and I had a split level house(house that has a basement, middle floor and top/main floor with about 8 stairs connecting the basement and main floor to the middle floor) Anyways, I decided to put gigantic couch cushions at the bottom of my basement floor and jump off the top of my stairs. I jumped really high, and hit my head on the wall/ceiling and blood went everywhere. I got 6 stitches.

yesterday, i saw my old scooter in my garage. I took it and threw it off my deck.

Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
 
in my friends town theres a little flower shop that keeps all of their flowers out at night. so one night we took all of it and put all these flowers in the middle of the road so cars would have to plow through them. we sat and watched for a few hours. funny as hell...incredibly random

 
Senior year in hs had a friend named Jeremy who was short and stocky so I called him gnome because he looked like one. My friends and I started taking gnomes from peoples yards and putting them in Jeremy's yard, word sort of got around and everyone started doing it, sometimes when they woke up in the morning there would be 50 or more gnomes in their yard.

~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were
what they ought to be and you
help them to become what they
are capable of being.'
~Goethe

 
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