Random things you do skiing related.

Jib the curb on the sidewalk.Doodle random features while taking notes.

Doodle random skiing related brand logos into pretty much fucking everything while taking notes.

Stare at a rail that looks hitable while it's +30c outside and everyone else is reaaally concentrated on drinking beer.

Rep NS logo (profile picture) while playing poker online.

A girl starts to approach when I'm drunk AF at a club -> start talking skiing related nonsense and girl suddenly disappears.

I could go on and on.
 
I did this all the time in high school, then accidentally send it flying across the room and get a nice stare from the teacher.
 
Do Simon Dumont/Tom Wallisch hand motions everywhere at everyone (except for potential gangs) pretend to grind the curb, act out tricks, jump on hand rails and usually fall/nut myself (sticky shoes), and watch edits for hours!
 
When I'm in the car I always imagine that im outside it with skis on hitting all the urban features - try to picture the best line on most journeys.

Doddle skis and bindings

Always draw a tranny in the corner of my jotter

Always jib things in my Saturday-night-sliders (winklepicker school shoes)

Always think up top sheet designs

Try make up cool ski brand names with logos and shit

Yeah, I'm pretty sad...
 
whenever im mountain biking in the summer and spot a huge cliff or chute i think about how sick it would be to hit that skiing
 
acting out off axis tricks when im walking around... always end up looking like a dysfuncitonal ballerina or some shit, waving my arms around and swingin my head
 
I pretend like my phone is a skier, and make it do tricks and slide the side of books like rails.

Jib the tables in my class room.

Imagine a park skiing porno.

put on my skis and ski down the stairs in my house.

 
when im going done the stairs, i stop about four stairs up and get 180s with a safety and then try to do afterbang like casabon.
 
When backing into my driveway, rather than using the mirror, I'll just look over my shoulder like I'm skiing switch.It helps oddly enough.
 
jib with pencils or pretty much anything that sticks to my fingers.

stare out the car window and imagine hitting everything

doodle park designs in my notes

make wallisch and dumont gestures.

1, 3, or 5 down the last 3 stairs, usually with grabs

watch skiing vids when im supposed to be doing school work

curb grinds

3, or 180 safety curbs

listen to music imagining shredding

afterbang EVERYTHING

doodle ski logos in notebook

doodle skis and ski designs in notebook

check NS during school

look online during school and after school and shop for new everthing and pair stuff up without any consideration for price

butt slide any handrail with a downhill slant, especially one with kinks. usually try to 2 off it.

sit in school and pretend to fix my shoe when really, im imaging new grabs to try to throw.

 
Quote Ski webseries with friends ei, Chug Life, Tabarnack Pack

Stick stickers everywhere (locker, books.....)

heavy head off stairs and curbs

+ everything that was said before

 
Imagine hitting everything on the side of the road when in the car

Go on NS in pretty much every class

Buttslide all the rails

180s and 3s with grabs off of curbs/ stairs

draw many slopestyle features in my notebooks

 
Sometimes my wife will walk into the room and I'll be like pretending to set tricks, flailing my arms and jamming my head in my armpits and shit.

Also whenever between two objects I hold myself up and swing my legs forward pretending to set a backie.

She just shakes her head.

I am a fucking 30 year old man.
 
i do everything you mentioned and more, but the most far out one i have cought myself doing is getting on grand theft auto 5 just to get on a bike and find the best urban spots..
 
driving...i look at way too many things and i think how can i jib that or make it into a skiable feature, its definitely bad especially when im half-asleep on the way to school already.
 
when i was like 14 i'd go to sleep grabbing mute thinking it would make me better at it when i was actually doing tricks. it worked.
 
Do a lot of threes, fives, and sevens, backies and misty's when I am just hanging around.Do swaps and spin out of curbs.

Jump onto handrails in my shoes and spin off.

Pretend to do cork 3's while walking around.

Lot of other stuff too.
 
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
 
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