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'I drink to make other people more interesting.'

-George Jean Nathan

It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
 
Fuck off and die.

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
'brooke your moms just phyco...' - my mom was talking about my g/f's mom

*Tyler*

*President of the erich fan club

 
'Life's just a huge pussy....so fuck it.' - Jeff (teneighty_skier22)

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'When they call for me, I'll be sitting at my desk,

With a gun in my hand, wearing a bullet proof vest,

Singin 'My, My, My, How the time does fly,

when ya know you're gonna die by the end of the night''

-Catch 22-

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Merry fucking x-mas, to you and yours, BIATCH!
 
'make the pie higher' - george bush

-Kavana

And all the worlds a terrain park, and the people are merely jibbers.

-NewSchool Shakspere
 
'ignorance is bliss'

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
Objection, evasion, happy distrust, pleasure in mockery are signs of good health: everything absolute belongs in pathology.

--Friedrich Nietzche

It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
 
If you were my homework, i'd be doing you on my desk right now!

Where I live, there are five ski resorts within 10 kilometers of my house. Everybody who lives here, whether they're rich or poor, skis all the time. In the winter, skiing's a way of life. The ski resorts are open until 11 p.m. If you don't know what to do, you go skiing. When you get off from work, you go skiing. Mathieu Paquette about St-Sauveur

 
shut up fag (gay quote above - should be in the worst pick up lines) Sounds like a nerd pickup line

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Towelie is my Hero
 
Conformity, I'll never swallow. The world today full of pain and sorrow. Apathy, I'll never follow...

and...

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die!

~*You have no idea what it's like to be me

I'm not saying that I do

I just wish that something was different

so hide your indifference away*~
 
'Queer!' -Chauncy

'Hey Robbie guess what, your GAY!!!!' -Chauncy to Robby Clark

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What do rocks and chicks have in common?

You skip the flat ones!!!!
 
'probably the saddest thing youl ever see is a musquito sucking on a mummy.'

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*~Riann~*

'emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds'- Bob Marley
 
'I hope life isn't just a big joke, because i don't get it' -cant remember who said that

'A child's face can say anything... especially the mouth'

'Before insultinga person, walk a mile in their shoes. You will then be a mile away from them, and have their shoes'-cant remember who said that

but its all the same person

 
'Hey spongebob'

'yeah Patrick?'

-Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick Star

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Save the Trees, and Smoke them.

-Official Slogan of the Democratic Party

 
'Childhood is short, maturity is forever'- Calvin

'All i need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and i'm fine'- Jeff Spicoli

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You should never get your style from watchin' MTV, all you'll get is fashion no originality, what clothes are the wearin'? what drugs are thay on? If i acted like them would i be someone? No. ~ Sublime
 
If u have a wooden leg...does that make u a table? -Zappa

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavons sake.
 
that one about walking in someone elses shoes is by Jack Handy

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You should never get your style from watchin' MTV, all you'll get is fashion no originality, what clothes are the wearin'? what drugs are thay on? If i acted like them would i be someone? No. ~ Sublime
 
Some high society lady said is your horse outside. No ma'am he's between my legs but you're too fat to ride.

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
Oh, that I cou'd by some Chymic Art

To Sperm convert my Vitals and my Heart,

That at one Thrust I might my Soul translate,

And in the Womb myself regenerate; There

steep'd in Lust, nine Months I would remain

Then boldly fuck my passage out again.

-John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester

'The Wish,' 1678

It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
 
sanity is the playground for the unimaginative

when life gives you lemons,throw them at people

i never get lost because people always tell me where to go

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!

 
oops didnt mean to do that..

i just jerked off in your french toast

and my signature

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!

 
''One could make all kinds of explosives with regular household idems... if one was so inclined.''

''...yeah, that does bleed when it gets poke.''

''Ahhhhh... fuck it...''

-Harry Truman

''Don't worry about your problems with mathimatics, I can assure mine are much greater.''

-Albert Einstien

''AAAHHHHHHH!!! NONOTTHERIGHTHAND!!! THATS MY EATING HAND!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!''

-Jesus Crist

''...if one was so inclined.''

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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''

-witchbaby666

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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle

''patatoe'' -NS member

 
''Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.''

-Oscar Wilde

''I am not young enough to know everything.''

-Oscar Wilde

''I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.''

-Oscar Wilde

''When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.''

-Oscar Wilde, An Ideal husband, 1893

''Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.''

-Oscar Wilde, De Profundis, 1905

''Only the shallow know themselves.''

-Oscar Wilde, Phrases and Philosophies for the Use of the Young, 1882

''The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.''

Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist, 1891

''I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.''

-Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

''I love acting. It is so much more real than life.''

-Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

''Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.''

-Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

This one's fer you Tim:

''Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.''

-Oscar Wilde

''Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.''

-Oscar Wilde

''...if one was so inclined.''

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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''

-witchbaby666

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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle

''patatoe'' -NS member

 
''I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.''

Bill Cosby (1937 - )

''...if one was so inclined.''

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''damn it TAK, you ruined everything''

-witchbaby666

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''Potatoe'' -Dan Quayle

''patatoe'' -NS member

 
When the shit hits the fan don't be standing in front of it.

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
oscar wilde fan much?

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!

 
But I can't leave without a quote now, can I?

And so secret a kiss

Brings madness to bliss

And I will think of this

When I am dead in my grave.

(Tom Waits)

It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
 
'Suck me friken sideways'

-my friend nicki

'If wishes were fishes we'd all have a boatful'

'put a smile on you kisser and someone might put a kiss on your smiler'

'dont frown you never know who is falling in love with your smile'

Die lil fuckers die die die

 
... as Bon Jovi returns to its home state of New Jersey. Much like poop, returning up into the butthole.

-triumph the insult dog

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I am a BANANA!!

Tuesday's comming. Did you remember your coat?

I live in a giant bucket.

You're watching the family learning channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

-Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
'You should grow a beard like Bourassa'

-Me to any guy with facial hair

America, we love you as the child loves the father who sits slobbering in his corner eating flies and spiders.
 
i like triumph

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conversation with a canadian chick:

me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when you critisize them, you're a mile away... and you have their shoes.

*Commin atcha from the C-dot-T Cow-Town Canada... Shibby*
 
'posting random things is fun, and wastes lotsa time.' me.

also - 'life is too serious to be taken seriously.'.. dunno who authored that one? some smart cookie, no doubt.

 
So, is witchbaby666 a guy or gal? I'm thinkin gal, I'm hoping gal, cause just cause I think Oscar Wilde is smart doesn't mean I swing that way.

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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb

''One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.''

-Bertrand Russel

 
trying is the first step to failure

now when somebody asks me if i ever decapitated a fetus, i know what to say- My lab partner after a dissection gone wrong.
 
'i'm very good at making very little things turn into very big things'-witchybaby666 in chem class

'if you're in the mafia and they scratch your ass, but you don't scratch their ass back, THEY'LL FUCKING WACK YOU!'-This kid explain why this girl should let him touch her ass,
 
'my style is the porta potty style, its between gorrila steez and regular skiing, except it looks like im sitting on a toilet seat and dont want to touch my ass to the seat..'

*brooke*

'sometimes you gotta stop and remember.

that your not gonna be young forever.

think smart, have fun, stay true

and don't ever grow up.' -the ataris
 
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