random quote of the day

[hexum]

ok guys, i have decided that due to my senioritis and general lack of ambition, instead of doing homework, i will think up random quotes for you all to grace your empty little profiles with, itll be fun!

today is 10/20

'Go forth and get hit by a bus, for thou art not worthy. This I say unto you'

Originally Posted by Phunk

'Nobody will see your nice skis while you're crying in the dark, pussy.'

Captain Planet... hero to all?

 

[Crystal-needs-a-park]

the sad thing is... well for me anyway... the ambition never came back... in the end all thats left is skiing

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag

 

[What]

that was just sad, i now feel all the stupider for having read you 'quote'

-What

Happiness is an anagram for penis pash

 

[wrenegade]

'This jump is at least three Vincents high'

-Vincent Dorion

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day

 

[Crystal-needs-a-park]

hgaha, i love that quote

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag

 

[Crystal-needs-a-park]

'my cossack is islambeatable!'

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag

 

[caylorswift]

'when i think of sam, i touch myself'

- phUnk aka Grammer Greg

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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.

 

[Sk3bUm]

when i think of sam touching himself i touch myself

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard

Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man

 

[teneighty_skier22]

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never make it out alive...

-Van Wilder...theres so many good quotes in that movie!

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-Jeff

Are you a pothead Focker?

 

[buck490]

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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[Papa]

'fuck you'

Seize the carp

 

[RudyGarmisch]

On the other hand, you have fingers.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 

[shibby]

i hope all your other quotes arent this bad.

 

[jo-skis]

haha the vinnie one is funny, that'd be what like 15 feet

Just a thought

'Hey check this out'

 

[hottie_hotterson_skier]

poor guy... hes so short... lol

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'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,

but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,'

* Barbara Bush