Random question thread

[toaster_steeze]

wanted to make a thread where u could ask the most random and pointless questions that actually bother you.. ill start it off.

if poohbear was smart enough to put his honey in jars.. then why didnt he use a spoon?

 

[Edward.]

because he likes men.

why do my retainers always smell like semen?

 

[fourhundred]

you're roommate jizzes in them while you're sleeping

why don't we get any snow in ont

 

[gnustreetfool]

well sorry about that

what is diffrent between a burp and a fart? i mean they are both gas right?

 

[Billek]

Because those who have semen in their mouths care about their teeth.

Why can my paper shredder shred only one credit card?

 

[bangarangmules]

one comes from the mouth, the other from the anus

what happenned to the asterixes next to peoples names?

 

[bangarangmules]

why does no one ever answer my question about the *'s

 

[gnustreetfool]

here is your problem

just kidding

 

[bangarangmules]

hey its me!

 

[toaster_steeze]

mine is always like that to not kiddin. and i dont have a roommate so i dunno the answer to that.. but that is one of the better questions i have heard.

how come no matter wat color bubble bath people use the bubbles are always white?

 

[comeatmebro]

its because your spit smells like nasty you know? lick your arm and smell it, its nasty.

its because of the complex algarithem in the bubble ingredients

why dont coke and pepsi have a ufc fight?

 

[bangarangmules]

that would be cool.

who would rep each company?

 

[steezyjibber]

how does ns make money

 

[charmander]

by selling drugs like opium to asians

why am i not eating awesome homemade ice cream?

 

[sn0wbl0w]

cause u like pokemon

am i really that much of a post whore?

 

[skier_dude_1831]

no

y is the official steeze cult opevrflowing with steez?

 

[charmander]

because ur in it

why am i such a fucking postwhore?

 

[KLovelace]

why does this ghey thread exist?

 

[Nicholas.]

dude my friends does or well it did like when he had one, hes known for having homosexual tendancies also...haha.

 

[toaster_steeze]

its just the pleasure of having a retainer. and uh if my any of my friends have homosexual tendancies they usually aint my freind for to much longer ha. just a lil on the weird side. but then again that could be good.