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You: How do you get to chads Gap from the bottom of Alta?Stranger: it's impossibleYou: WHy?Stranger: it just isYou: Fair enough. I guess your not from NS?Stranger: New Seattle?You: Newschoolers.com Check it.Stranger: that sounds shadyYou: Naw,Stranger: i feel like if i visit it, it'll be pictures of old men naked or something disturbingYou: I absolutley guarantee you it wont.You: Well, maybe....
 
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Stranger: WHAT THE FUCKStranger: YOU AGAINYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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Stranger: asl

You: asl?

Stranger: thats what i just asked

You: ass eel?

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You: hey

You: can i ask you to hold my wizard hat a second while i put on my robe...??

Stranger: only if you are a girl, and plan on giving me a bj before you get back in the kitchen

 
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: it blew up dogYou: O RLY?Stranger: ya after EHEATH skied over itStranger: hahahaYou: hahahahhhahahhahhahhhahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!You: This is going on NS.
 
You: hey how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta????

Stranger: portal

You: nope

Stranger: explosives

You: closeee

You: but nope.

Stranger: fbi

You: fbi?

Stranger: yore under arrest

You: ok

Stranger: step aside of the internet, sir

 
Good work NS.
You: How do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: you dontStranger: are you one of those nsfags?You: yeah you doYou: haha brett?Stranger: who the hell is brett?You: How you know about NS?Stranger: LOLOLOL SKI PATROL BLEW IT UPStranger: who doesnt know about ns?You: Can you hold my wizards hat?Stranger: they've been causing a ruckus on this site for the past few daysStranger: are you going to grab your robe?You: Yeah I know. We are hot shit. Yes I am.Stranger: i wish i could be part of ns
 
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Stranger: HELLO THERE TRUE BELIEVERS

You: i am a fake believer

You: oops!

Stranger: this is impossible

You: unpossible is nothing

Stranger: my reality around me is shattering

Stranger: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: talk about a mindfuck

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: you mindfucked the shit out of me

You: thats what i do man

Stranger: oh baby

You: oh lord

Stranger: talk about the boner to end all boners

Stranger: am i right!?

You: oh ya

You: i just blem

Stranger: calm down pervert

You: blew

You: pedo bear FTW

Stranger: sure, why not

You: do you know pedo bear?

Stranger: i am aware of him and his pedophilic acts, yes

Stranger: do i approve? not fully

You: well why dont you have a seat over here

You: newfag

Stranger: how dare you

You: oh, i dare

Stranger: i am blind with rage right now

You: then how are you typing? or reading what i am typing?

Stranger: brail

Stranger: and brail

Stranger: i am the ray charles of the computer keyboard

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You: hi?

Stranger: Hello world.

You: goodbye cruel world?

Stranger: Nah. So what are you up to?

You: terrorizing the internetz

You: the normal

Stranger: Oh I bet. I have no idea what to say. Did Zalgo corrupt lol to make lulz?

You: how do you get to chads gap?

You: i am at alta now

You: the bottom

Stranger: W

Stranger: T

Stranger: F

You: mindfucked

You: i know

Stranger: And I think I may have shat a little too.

You: the collective shall apreciate it

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Stranger: Harro, my name is Joe!

You: MY ANKLES AAA MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN

Stranger: snap

You: CRACKLE POP

Stranger: thats why god created wheelchairs

You: yea but wheel chairs are a sign of defeat

Stranger: and he also created niggas

Stranger: but no one likes niaggas

Stranger: u like niggas?

You: wiw u ass im black

You: wow

Stranger: same

Stranger: i dont like them cause they are black

You: shit son u are confused

Stranger: dont worry im black where it counts man ;)

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: you would be too if you got raped at the age of 6 by a priest

Stranger: and I thought church was ment to be safe

Stranger: i got a penis extension ;)

You: yea see im all natural

Stranger: mine can be natural too

Stranger: what no one knows dont hurt ;)

You: could u help me with somthing?

Stranger: probably

Stranger: ask away?

You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

You: ??

Stranger: not sure

Stranger: you asked me this before

You: i dident

Stranger: yes you did like 45 mins ago

You: no i dident

You: have u seen where my wizzard hat whent

Stranger: yes

Stranger: its in my pants

You: really i thought it was with my robe damm thing must have flown away again can u send it back to me i need it for the wizzard convention tomarow

Stranger: yea

Stranger: whats your address?

 
Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: ive just raped a dog

You: thats cute

Stranger: i know

Stranger: ever raped achild?

You: now thats just fucked
 
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You: hi this is shannon how may i help you today

Stranger: hi

Stranger: I'm having trouble with my moulinex masterchef?

You: thats a shame

You: have you tried full tilts

Stranger: Can you help me with it?

You: full tilts

Stranger: Full tilts? Turn up to 11 you mean?

You: no

You: maybe if you find chads gap

Stranger: What then? Come on, i need help. It;s clogged up with a badger pelt and i've got another 15 to do before lunch!

You: huh, thats an unusal problem i would probably put on my wiard robe and hat and get full tilts

You: wizard]

Stranger: Sleeve?

You: mmmmmmmm no

Stranger: Worth a shot.

You: maybe

Stranger: Not in this case.

You: ask ski patrol

Stranger: Who hell he?

You: they might have blown it up

Stranger: Like a giant air bed?

You: no the chads gap

Stranger: Oh, Chads gap hhuh?

You: isnt that what your asking, how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: No, I don't care for chads gap.

You: well were just on two different levels here

You: do you have wizarding problems

Stranger: It would appear to be that way.

Stranger: Wizarding problems? Not as such....

You: well what do need, im a leve 104 with 560660 hp and 556577345xp

Stranger: Too much powaaaaa!!!!

You: i have a wizard robe and hat

You: are you NS

Stranger: Sweet, wear it out on the town and that?

You: FUCK THE TROLLS ARE RAPING THE VILLAGE!!!

You: RUN

You: FOR GODS SAKE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Stranger: Let them, it'll save me a job when I get back there later...

You: THERE GOING TO RAPE THE CHILDREN

You: PROTECT THE CHILDREN

You: RUN FOR THE GAP

You: THE CHADS GAP

You: CAN YOU FIND IT?

You: IF YOU DONT ANSWER ALL IS LOST

Stranger: Lose.

You: NO THERE COMING

You: RUN EVERYONE RUN

Stranger: I don't run, Ihave no legs

You: GET YOUR WIZRD ROBE AND HAT AND FIGHT THEM BACK

Stranger: I lent them to an elk

Stranger: a wizard elk

You: SHIT, THEY HAVE FULLTILTS ALL IS LOST!

You: FUCK THEY KNOW WHERE CHADS GAP IS

You: WHERE CAN WE GO

Stranger: belgium?

You: EVERYBODY FIGHT

You: ITS ALL WE HAVE

Stranger: what against belgium?

You: SHIT THEY KNOW

Stranger: what the belgians?

You: WERE LITERALLY FUCKED

You: ALL IS LOST

Stranger: By the Belgians?

You: REMEMBER THE NEWSCHOOLERS!

 
You: WAZZUP NIGGA

Stranger: hi, stranger

You: IM LOUD

Stranger: I see

Stranger: you're young I guess

You: I LIKE TO BE HEARD CAUSE IM TANNER HALL

Stranger: or retarded

Stranger: I guess both

You: DO YOU HAVE YOUR WIZARD ROBE AND HAT ON

Stranger: totally

You: WHAT ABOUT FULLTILTS, DO YOU HAVE FULLTILTS

Stranger: Also I have the magic stick, I'm a sorcerer

You: I LOST MY MAGIC STICK CAN I USE YOURS

Stranger: Of course you can

You: YAY

Stranger: would you rape me with my stick?

You: I HOPE IT DOESNT BACKFIRE ON ME

Stranger: are you a gamer?

You: ITS PROBABLY USED TO BEING TOUCHED BY YOU AND ONLY YOU

Stranger: whatever

Stranger: go fuck yourself

You: MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN!

 
i actually got this guy to tell me how to get to chads! it took some sneakiness

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Stranger: My last chat partner said that I have issues.

You: hi im stacy

You: o really

You: whats your problem

Stranger: Yes. You can call me Andrew.

Stranger: I'm not entirely sure.

You: hi andrew

Stranger: Hi, Stacy.

You: did you get full tilts, it helped my problems

Stranger: I try NOT to be tilted, in reality

You: or sex, lots and lots of sex

Stranger: Yes, but where can one find lots of sex?

Stranger: Certainly not around here.

You: with girls

You: or men i dont know you

Stranger: I'd prefer girls

Stranger: Men are not my thing (sorry)

You: really i prefer both, espesially with someone i dont know

You: i just turned 18

Stranger: Fascinating. State your location.

You: livermore california

Stranger: Blast. I'm closer to Dallas, TX

You: im so horny right now i havent been fucked in almost a week

Stranger: That's horrible. Where are your random friends?

You: i just havnt hooked up with any one

You: what about you

Stranger: Me? Nothing since Tuesday

Stranger: grr

You: thats horrible

Stranger: yes

Stranger: come to dallas

You: maybe

Stranger: solve both our problems

You: what position do you like

Stranger: doggie. cowgirl. reverse cowgirl. you name it.

You: thats hot

You: straight up missionary for me

Stranger: consensual?

Stranger: hmm

You: where do want to meet

You: i want it now

Stranger: here in dallas. come get a motel room

You: ok

Stranger: name the hotel

Stranger: time

Stranger: and date

You: motel 6

You: april 3

You: first you have to do a favor for me

Stranger: guess all I need is a photo of you

Stranger: what favor?

You: tell me how to get to the chads gap from the bottom of alta

You: if you can answer that for me im all yours

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: sounds simple enough

Stranger: do I want a girl that's that easy?

You: i need to know now

You: its not as easy as you think

Stranger: Well, the conditions need to be just perfect. It hasn't been hit in over four years.

Stranger: How are your jump skills?

You: decent

Stranger: You know that coming up short might leave you paralyzed, right?

You: that doesnt answer my question

Stranger: go to the uppermost parking lot and you will see a gate and you hike from there

Stranger: (for starters)

You: ok

Stranger: and, make sure you go with some Utah locals

Stranger: that helps

You: ok

Stranger: And, if the conditions are right, you can hit pyramid that same day.

You: cool

Stranger: Does that work for you?

You: are you a member of NS

Stranger: no

Stranger: what is NS?

You: i also need to know where to get full tilts, i need them to go to chads

Stranger: fulltiltboots.com

You: without them i might scream MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN when i hit it

Stranger: true

Stranger: try fulltiltboots.com

You: nope i need a store near where i live

Stranger: I have never been to Livermore. I can't help with "what is near you"

You: google

Stranger: What's your closest ski shop?

You: i dont know, thats your job

You: its my first time skiing

Stranger: I feel like you are adding conditions to avoid me

You: nope i need to do these in order to come

You: BITCH YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!

 
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Stranger:http://www.NiceJulia.com/?id=45791

You: chads gap?

Stranger: go on link

You: no

Stranger: y

You: cause it could be straight porn

You: i hate straight porn

Stranger: its not

You: is it gay porn?

You: cause i like gay porn

You: a lot

Stranger: no its not

Stranger: hot girls

You: oh

You: why should i be interested

Stranger: u a fag

Stranger: ?

You: wicked fag

You: but

Stranger: o dear....

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Stranger: hello

You: CHADS GAP

Stranger: chads gap?

You: yup

You: how do you get there

Stranger: what does that mean?

You: thats like saying: I dont know who Timmy Walnuts is

Stranger: I don't know about Chad's Gap unfortunately. Neither do I know who Timmy Walnuts is.

You: OMG GTFO

Stranger: I know Bobby Cheesecake though if that helps?

You: unfortunaly, YOU FAIL

You: but i do have good news

Stranger: fail what?

You: wanna hear the good news?

Stranger: Ok

You: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

Stranger: what game?

You: are you serious?

You: go to newschoolers.com and embrace it

 
Stranger: hiYou: herroStranger: are you asainYou: onry harfStranger: what other half are you thenYou: russianStranger: you like vodkaYou: what harf arr you?Stranger: englishYou: no i am 12 i cant drink archolStranger: oh right but you can be racistYou: im sorry?You: i am asian i can do what ever i want!Stranger: to alte you have allready been reported to internt policeYou: i am mad good at math btch!
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im done for now

 
AHah i don't know if this guy was from ns:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi fellow starnger

Stranger: hello.

You: Someone told you about the wizard?

Stranger: indeed.

Stranger: The wonderful wizard.

Stranger: come on!

You: The evil wizard came here to defeat me

Stranger: aha.

Stranger: WELL, YOU FOUND HIM

You: take my broomstick and fly to chads gap alert the rest of ns

You: We need to kill him or hes gonna destroy the interwebz!!!!

Stranger: what's at chad's gap?

Stranger: OH NOES, TEH INTERWEBZ!

You: The other wizards from NS hurry up!!!!!

Stranger: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay

Stranger: will do

You: Thank you fellow wizard NS will greatly appreciate your devotion for teh interwebz!!!

Stranger: YAY! I
 
haha ive gotten this one fucker three times today.

we cybered about him fisting me to death.

so if he says "NOT YOU, I FUCKING KILLED YOU" thats him. hes been on for like 3 hours now, at least. cause i got him when i was on before like 3 hours ago haha.
 
Stranger: sammy?

You: How do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of Alta?

Stranger: not you again

Stranger: fucker

You: Put on your robe

 
You: hi

Stranger: hi!

You: newschoolers skiing?

Stranger: ski patrol blew it

You: hahaha

You: posting this

i put newschoolers skiing cause i thought someone would misinterpret that as like some strange sex or something.

 
FUCK YOU
You: u no how to get to chads gap from the bottom of altStranger: i think so, i mean ive only been onceStranger: why do you ask /b/rother?You: i was just wonderin i wanna hit it next season]Stranger: yeah, definetly man, its a really nice placeStranger: people real freindlyYou: tanner hall thereStranger: yeah sure isYou: ahh sickYou: u think i need fulltiltsStranger: im not too sure, i mean you might but its not really my call to make, you should really talk it over with someoneYou: i was hoppin u wold be able to help meStranger: sir, i am not a proffessor in fulltilts, i am infact a proffessor in THE GAMEStranger: yeah bitch!
 
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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you

You: so

You: fine

Stranger: yes?

Stranger: oh that is good

You: wats up

Stranger: nothing

I've been on this site for a while

You: i was at chads gap for 6 hours

Stranger: nice

You: yes but ski patrol blew it up

Stranger: huh

You: yep

Stranger: wow

You: Beacause some one BROKE HIS FUCKING ANKLES

You: MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN AHHHHHH

You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Stranger: oh yea

Stranger: no

You: yes

You: oh nad

You: and*

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whoever this is sucks at playing along/being amusing/has to call bullshit even in the most obvious bullshit situations/cant spell ankle.

You: hi

Stranger: Boo bitch

You: fuck

Stranger: me

You: you scared me man

You: dont do that shit

Stranger: im sorry man

You: dude

You: its cool

Stranger: okay good

You: i have a question

Stranger: okay

You: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: fuck yeah newschoolers rocks bitch!

You: i dont know what this newschoolers you talk of is?

You: i was planning on going there witha friend of mine in a few days

Stranger: That's bullshit i call that bullshit

You: but i just dont know how to get there

Stranger: here one sec i'll tell you

You: i heard its pretty easy to hit though

You: i talked to my buddy tanner and he said it was dope

You: he insisted he didnt hurt his ankles or anything when he hit it

You: so i think i should be pretty safe

You: what do you think?

Stranger: I BROKE MY ANKELS!

MY ANKELS ARE BROKE!

You: *sigh*

You: 14 year olds arent much fun to have fake conversations with

You: ankle

You: not ankel

You: fail

You: you lost the game

Stranger: im not 14...

Stranger: what game?

You: you sound like you are 14

Stranger: no

You: or younger than 14 perhaps

You: 13?

You: 12?

Stranger: no older

You: 11?

You: if youre under 11

Stranger: 18

You: wanna meet up for sex?

Stranger: fuck i wish i was 11 now :(

You: oh, youre 10?

You: perfect

You: ill be right over

You: get naked please

Stranger: oky

Stranger: okay*

You: hot

Stranger: im ready baby

You: i put on my robe and wizards hat

You have disconnected.

 
I WAS FEELING VERY RANDOM AND OFFENSIVE.

DONT JUDGE ME ITS ALMOST 1 AM AND IVE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR LIKE 7 HOURS.

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Stranger: Hay.

You: HELLO MEIN FREUND

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: WUTUP

You: HAIL DEIN FUHRER?

You: HALLO

You: durr

Stranger: lmfao

You: SO you like biscuits?

Stranger: fuk yeh

Stranger: you like buttahmilk

You: i made a biscuit website with gravy goodies

You:http://tinyurl.com/35zvck

Stranger: hawt

You: I Liek buttsechs

Stranger: wots yr name

You: Octavius. You?

Stranger: boxxy

You: LOLZ!

Stranger: jizz

Stranger: fok LOL

Stranger: WUT IS YR SEXUAL ORIENTATION

You: EVERYTHING

Stranger: yessssssssss

You: AT ONCE

You: EVERY SPECIES LIKE NOAHS ARK AND EVERY GENDER

You: ALL IN ONE PILE in a blender

Stranger: put into one

Stranger: LOL YEH

Stranger: wuts yr gender

You: Noah's Orgy House

Stranger: lol sikk

You: MY gender is yes.

You: You?

Stranger: female

You: LOLZ A GIRLS? ON TEH INTAR WEBZ?

Stranger: YEH LOL

You: WHYS YOU ISNT COOKING LOLz

Stranger: LOL ITS ON DA STOVE STFU

You: NS?

Stranger: ns?

You: NEW SALADMAKER WHITE POWER CLUB

Stranger: shamwow???

You: SLAPCHOP YOUR GONNA LOVE MY NUTZ!

Stranger: LOOOL

Stranger: i have his mugshot somewhere

You: your life wont be boring anymore...

You: i see you

Stranger: lmfaooo

You:
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You: NOES!

Stranger: LOL yeahh

Stranger: id still do him

You: ID DONKEY PUNCH HIM THEM ID SALSA SNACK HIM

You: moldymen.com?

Stranger: lemonparty

You: meatspin

Stranger: lmao u kno wut i lyk

You: kids in the sandbox search it enjoy

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: how old r u

You: probably about yeah.

Stranger: o that age is perfect

 
huh wow i just realized what omegle is. somebody messaged me the other day asking if it was actually me on omegle. now i know what the fuck he was talking about, but it wasn't me.
 
bahahahahahahhaha

shit i almost had to restart my comp, i had to ctrl alt delete and then ended then accidentally restarted firefox. i even timed to so i hit it at the right spot then all the "are you sure" things.

that was hilarious.

probably would not have been cool if i wasnt wasted/seen it before so many times.
 
hmm heres second convo with "jesus c"

nsfag123: hey jesus

Jesus C.: Good morrow good sir!

Jesus C.: How be you on this fine day?

nsfag123: if the ghost busters were here

nsfag123: they would take you down

nsfag123: big time

Jesus C.: How would they get my cross?

nsfag123: when you were ressurected idiot

Jesus C.: But my father...err,your god says heaven is the cross zone.

nsfag123: your father..., i mean.....

nsfag123: there is no god

nsfag123: bishop is my god

Jesus C.: I'm afraid I must disagree...he is real...and he isn't too...nice

nsfag123: before him there was........harvey

Jesus C.: Harvey is a good man...for a...how you put it,homosexual?

nsfag123: might you know

nsfag123: how to get to chades gap

nsfag123: from the bottom of alta

Jesus C.: ?

Jesus C.: Alas,I am unsure.

nsfag123: i got

nsfag123: myself a 40 and i

nsfag123: got

nsfag123: myself a shorty

nsfag123: and im about to go get lifted

nsfag123: yes

Jesus C.: Hrm?

nsfag123: im about to go and stick it

Jesus C.: Might you be a bard?

nsfag123: no not a /b/ard

Jesus C.: what was that?

Jesus C.: Why did you write bard as /b/ard?

nsfag123: /b/ard?

Jesus C.: yes,why?

nsfag123: /b/?

Jesus C.: precisely,why?

Jesus C.: to write a simple letter in such a way is madness.
 
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