Random chat

[RICK_ROSS]

this

 

[spruitm]

You: do you want me to take my robe off?

Stranger: if i can see it

Stranger: otherwise i do not give a dan

Stranger: damn

You: what about my wizard hat?

Stranger: fuck you /b/

You: ??

You: NS

Stranger: SHIT

Stranger: GTFO NSERS

You: hahahaha

Stranger: WHY ARE YOU ALL ON THIS SITE

Stranger: THERES LIKE OVER 9000 OF YOU

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: HiStranger: Can I troll you plz?You: whatsupYou: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: lolStranger: nsYou: Fo ShoStranger: fuck youYou: Fuck you tooStranger: and your society too

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

You: HiYou: I heard you liked robe and wizard hatsStranger: ohi, nsfagYou: So i put a wizards hat inside your robe so so that you could wizards hat while you robeStranger: Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker Die Motherfucker

Ouch

 

[ChronicLines]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: sup

You: chilling you?

Stranger: same

Stranger: asl?

You: 19 m wy

Stranger: wy

Stranger: wtf

You: lolwut?

Stranger: pear

Stranger: wtf is wy

Stranger: oh

You: wyoming

Stranger: wyoming

Stranger: fuck wyoming

You: yeah

You: but it's closer to chad's gap.

Stranger: wtf

You: so fuck you.

Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK

Stranger: WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

Stranger: IS CHADS GAP

You: MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN!

You: BROKEN ANKLES!

Stranger: i hate you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spruitm]

its not as fun without NS

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

You: TROLLS ARE ATTACKINGYou: HIDEStranger: STRANGERYou: USE THAT GRENADE LAUNCHERYou: FUCCCCKStranger: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYou: HEADSHOTYou: YES!Stranger: BUMSHOTYou: BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITEStranger: CHRIS?You: OK GET TO THAT COVERYou: SHIIITStranger: ITS MY CHRISYou: HERE COMES THE LVL.10000 TROLLYou: RUN FOR YOU FUCKING LIFEYou: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELFStranger: RUNNNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYou: FIRE AT WILLYou: FUUUCKYou: HE HIT ME WITH HIS PEDO CUMSHOTYou: FUCKING TROOOOLLSYou: MAN DOWN MAN DOWNYou: MEDIIIICStranger: GEORGIA?You: FUCKYou: FUUUUCK

 

[kris.....]

You: hey

Stranger: howdy ya'll

You: the game

Stranger: okay...

Stranger: NS?

You: fucken right lol

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: figured

You: u a NS

Stranger: yeah man

You: sick

Stranger: haha, didn't take long at all to find one

You: what up

Stranger: A-town down

You: cool

Stranger: smokin'

You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: same way everyone else does

Stranger: Where is the what if the what is the why?

You: i dont know i thought ski patrol blew it up

Stranger: YOU THOUGHT FUCKING WRONG THEN DIDN'T YOU

You: lol i did eh

Stranger: THATS RIGHT

Stranger: Now

You: you just lost THE GAME

Stranger: How dare you

Stranger: I AM THE GAME

You: really eh i guess u keep losein then

Stranger: IT IS ALL ABOUT THE GAME

Stranger: AND I AIN'T PLAYING

 

[crussell]

Stranger: Hi.

You: howdy

Stranger: HOWDY BRO!

You: HOLY FUCK DONT YELL

Stranger: sorry

You: WHO ARE YOU TANNER HALL?

Stranger: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TANNER HALL IS

Stranger: OH GOD

Stranger: NOW I FEEL LIKE A CUNT

 

[Beans13]

It has come to my attention that another online forum is using Omegle in the same way NS users do.

This cannot be tolerated. I propose BATTLE!!!

NS vs. 4CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ChronicLines]

I can assure you 4chan will win, there is no competing with them when it comes to stupidity.

 

[Beans13]

damn never been there.

oh now i see, a little differant then ns

 

[bibs_skibum]

nobody will ever talk to me :'(

 

[@skiinmitch]

You: NS?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: what lol

You: newschoolers?

Stranger: whats that mean...lol

You: its w website go to it

Stranger: um why

You: Cause its the collest place

Stranger: lol ok

You: coolest*

You: u going to it?

Stranger: yea

You: sweet

You: wat do u think?

Stranger: lol pretty cool I guess

You: do u ski??

Stranger: lol no

You: ?

Stranger: Im guessing u do?

You: yea

You: u?

Stranger: no

You have disconnected.

or send us feedback.

 

[mac.N.steeze]

You: hiStranger: hiStranger: asl?You: whatcha wearingYou: im wearing my wizard robeStranger: my pjsYou: and hatStranger: DO A TRICKStranger: wait can u pull sumthin out ur hat for me?You: i boost my manga to 9999999 and use the charm of ingangmentYou: to make my penis growStranger: the gameStranger: now fuck offYou: then i use the sleep spel and rape youYour conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Beans13]

come find me

i will be your friend in lonesome times

NOT haha jk

 

[carolynntea]

yup that was you lol. can't really speak spanish so I bailed

 

[ChronicLines]

Get some new material plz. Wizard hat + robe is played.

 

[yuck]

Stranger: hi random stranger

You: hi

Stranger: how you doin'?

You: good, got a question for you

Stranger: have you now?

You: yeah, so how do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: what am i, an information service?

You: i was just wondering if you knew. i heard ski patrol blew it up.

Stranger: i'm not really following anything you're saying.

You: newschoolers?

You: ahhh full tilt

You: DONT LIE TO ME.

You: ski pants will never take over ski community

 

[yuck]

You: hi

Stranger: I prefer regular thank you

You: too bad i serve up full tilt only

Stranger: chocolate milk is too choclaty for me

You: then drink it with chad

Stranger: grrrrrr

You: he will break your ankles

Stranger: who is your daddy and what does he do

Stranger: you lack discipline

You: ski patrol blew it up, dumbass

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Goku]

You: heyStranger: hiYou: aslStranger: 18/f/uk u?You: 17/m/ussrStranger: mmm i like You: long live stalinYou: guess whatStranger: how big are you You: 5'9You: how about uStranger: noooo, you know what i mean how big when hardddStranger: whatYou: o i got it, 5'10 after a hard workoutStranger: ahhh goood stuffYou: how big are u?Stranger: 6'2You: thats like as big as chads gapYour conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Dainsey]

hahahahahahahaaah

dude u played that like a pro

 

[Dainsey]

Stranger: WOW OMG

You: OZOMGZ!!!11!!ONE

Stranger: WAT?

You: u heard me

Stranger: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

You: tanner hall

Stranger: UR NAME JUST SAYS STRANGER

Stranger: OH! hi tanner

Stranger: im Ahna

You: hi Ahna

You: are u weird?

Stranger: lets fuck

Stranger: want me to start?

You: hey im chris hanson with dateline NBS...why don't u take a seat right over there

Stranger: So we´re playing video games

Stranger: damn it

 

[BULLSEMEN]

anyone else see it

 

[Goku]

18 fuk uya i saw it

 

[BULLSEMEN]

dont swear at me!

 

[Goku]

im sorry

 

[Detroit_Steeze]

ha some chick sent me a pic with shit on a dick

ewwwwwwwwww

 

[Sewardo]

haha i was talkin to you!!! you told me that and i was like wtf that is nasttt hah.. fuck 4chan

 

[Chrris]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: newschooler?

Stranger: nevar

Stranger: ns = fail

Wow whatta douche.

 

[el_trick_de_vic]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi there

You: EWRWRJJOJJOJWFOJSFOJJJOOODFJOJTOJT WJORQWJRRJJOWRTOSFJSOFJ DSGNDDFKJGSKVXEEE

You: sorry

Stranger: hello?

You: i was trying to fix my keyboard

Stranger: Are you ok?

You: yes

Stranger: LOL

You: sorry!

Stranger: that's ok :3

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: this is weird

Stranger: hello???

You: i know it is

You: sorry

You: are you a girl

Stranger: you type slow

You: sorry

You: ar eyou a girl

Stranger: maybe T_T

Stranger: i'm not not a girl lol

You: oh

You: im a girl

Stranger: soooooo where are you from?

Stranger: i'm from ca

You: ny

Stranger: yup

You: yeah

Stranger: does disconnect take me to another person? you're too slow

You: im sorry

You: haha yeah it does

Stranger: good, i'd rather talk to another girl. you don't sound like a girl to me

You: why not?

Stranger: prob some 40 yo sicko

You: im actually a girl

You: thanks though

Stranger: lol ok

Stranger: why thanks?

You: yupp

You: sarcasm

Stranger: :}

You:

Stranger: you're not a girl, you're the same faggot who's been trying to troll me. and you just lost the game, and you're my bitch.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fellow nser, i AM a girl.

 

[daringharry]

Stranger: teh long and winding road

Stranger: that leads to your door

You: is my dick

Stranger: will never disappear

Stranger: ive seen that road before

Stranger: it always leads me here

Stranger: lead me to your door

Stranger: the wild and winded nights

You: oh yeah my dick is enormous

Stranger: that the rain

Stranger: washed away

Stranger: has left a pool of tears

Stranger: crying for the day

Stranger: why leave me standing here

You: aww man my dick is gone

Stranger: let me know the way

 

[ANDYBRINK]

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hiStranger: yoooYou: watupStranger: chillin' at work.Stranger: you?You: nmStranger: sounds funYou: wishing i was snowboardingStranger: that sounds fun as helllYou: yeahYou: are you on this site often?

Stranger: for like the passed 15 minutes. lolYou: lolYou: my frist timeStranger: haha niceStranger: i just heard of it in some website thingYou: ?You: newschoolers?

Stranger: nope. lol. some forum thing called buddypicYou: oYou: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: who's chad and why are you looking at his gapYou: ski patrol blew it upYour conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.

 

[I_Eat_Babies4Fun]

Stranger: HiYou: hiStranger: Whats upYou: *i put on my robe and wizard hat*Stranger: O.OStranger: Stranger: Stranger: What? heheYou: you must be wearing fulltiltsStranger: I am wearing a hoodie >.

 

[I_Eat_Babies4Fun]

Stranger: HiYou: hiStranger: Whats upYou: *i put on my robe and wizard hat*Stranger: O.OStranger: Stranger: Stranger: What? heheYou: you must be wearing fulltiltsStranger: I am wearing a hoodie >.

 

[mac.N.steeze]

i finally met a nserYou: a wild nigger appears
stranger uses kfc chickenYou: its super effectiveStranger: i seeYou: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of altaStranger: Newschoolers?Stranger: yay!You: niceStranger: Sorry: I thought ski patrol blew it upYou: snYou: damnStranger: hahaYou: i already bought my full tiltsStranger: Nice, so did IYou: oh sweet i made sure i bought the ones tom wallisch has so i can do pretzel 11's

 

[ReedSkis~]

that was me!Your the first i've found as well

 

[Peter.]

way to go newfag, now we are going to get raided

 

[spen-cer]

You: NS!

Stranger: damn

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[.travis.]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: chad

Stranger: afdv

You: c

You: h

You: a

You: d

You: s

You: g

You: a

You: p

Stranger: sgap?

You: your probably gay huh?

Stranger: I'm a girl

You: giggidy

You: are you hot

Stranger: yes.

Stranger: i'm guesing you're what, 18,19?

You: im guessing you're like 56 and divorced

Stranger: hahahahahahhahaha thanksss

 

[Pee_and_Ski]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi im cartman

You: who r u

Stranger: i thought lily allen and that katy perry or something was the same person

You: cool

Stranger: no it's not

Stranger: it's confusing to have 2 crazy bitches

You: well it would be cool if you were black

Stranger: nooo

You: but your not

Stranger: i don't want to

You: you fuckin want to

Stranger: but i want a chocolate girl

You: you want to go to chads gap

Stranger: awat?

You: what your a raging homo that lost the game?

Stranger: people dont' know how to play it

Stranger: it does nothing when you "THE GAME" and then disconnect

Stranger: it's like the goggles

You: but you just lost, and im barack obama

You: so im jesus

Stranger: and?

You: help im getting rape

Stranger: from naomi?

You: no the other one

Stranger: um

Stranger: iman or something

You: ya its kinda a fuckin weird name

Stranger: it would be nice if you wouldn't get AIDS

You: i was jacked on coke at the time

You: true but its worth it

Stranger: did you suck dick?

You: only on sundays

Stranger: i'd suck dick

Stranger: and i'm serious

You: super serious?

Stranger: all serious'd

You: wowow

You: how about a asian dick

Stranger: nono it still needs to be a good dick

Stranger: i hate asian pubes

Stranger: if i could i would shave every asian

You: they suck from what i hear

You: go suck a dick right now

Stranger: where?

You: 603

Stranger: oh wat??

Stranger: brb i'll go check something

You: look it up

 

[@skiinmitch]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: how do you get to chads form alta?

Stranger: hey

You: how do you get to chads form alta?

Stranger: take a left down by the river

You: ok wanna met me ther?

Stranger: there will be a pickup truck three miles down the way

Stranger: inside there is a map

You: ?

You: ok ill be ther

Stranger: follow the map to a box

You: ok

Stranger: that has a phone in it

You: ok were is that?

Stranger: I will call the phone in 20 minutes

You: ok ill be there in 20 minutes

Stranger: if you do not answer the phone

You: yea

Stranger: there will be "consequences"

Stranger: sexy

Stranger: consequences

You: haha ok

You: Fulltilts?

Stranger: only half

Stranger: sry

You: lol

 

[.Brink.]

You: ns

Stranger: NO

 

[WSMFP]

You: hiStranger: i feel a real connection with youStranger: it's...magicalStranger: stretching across the ether, between our fingers on the keyboardYou: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?Stranger: dunno but you eat tanner hall i think

 

[garygohard]

Stranger: hi!

You: HEY

You: WATCHA WEARIN

Stranger: shorts

You: HOT

Stranger: yeah

You: I WEAR SHORTS FROM TIME 2 TIME

Stranger: thats cool shorts are pretty nifty

You: SOMETIMES I WEAR SHORT SHORTS

Stranger: i dont

You: I FORGOT TO AK YOU, DO U LIKE GUACOMOLE

Stranger: not at all

You: NOT A LITLLE?

Stranger: none

You: CAUSE I HAPPEN TO BE STORING SOME IN MY ANUS RIGHT NOW

Stranger:

Stranger:

You: boner!!

Stranger: hooray

Stranger:

You: dO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO CHADS FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA?

Stranger: no

Stranger: do you

You: A LITTLE BUT ITS NOT LIKE YOU CAN JUST GO AND HIT IT

Stranger: you could try

You: NO MFM WILL BEAT YOU JESUS DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING

Stranger: : (

Stranger:

You: DONT GIMME THAT IM GONNA GO PUT ON MY WIZARD APPAREL Y EAT SOME DAMN GUACOMOLE

 

[BMskier]

upgrayedd where ya atttt??? we fuckin planned that 4/20 wedding. haha

 

[Pee_and_Ski]

Stranger: HI

 

[Paulage]

You: HEY

Stranger: hi

You: can u hold my wizzard hat while i put on my robe?

Stranger: only if by wizzard hat you mean penis and by robe you mean condom

 

[kris.....]

You: CHADS GAP

Stranger: IS HUGE

Stranger: YOU AGIAN

Stranger: HOW MANY TIMES

Stranger: DO I HAVE TO MEET YOU

Stranger: DAMNIT

 

[uni-corn]

Stranger: hi a/s/l?

You: excuse me?

You: it says to say hi

You: and not anything else

Stranger: age/sex/location?

Stranger: stfu and do it

You: the game

Stranger: anon?

You: /b/

Stranger: mudkips

You: sage

Stranger: ^newfag