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I find this really entertaining I asked the person I was talking to "how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta" and I told them I like little boys and they disconnected
 
i think i did. he said something about killin something but i didnb't save it. this convo made me laugh though

Stranger: im ginger

You: oh yeah?

Stranger: YEH

You: tell me about yourself ginger

Stranger: no. i mean i have ginger hair! my name is alice.

You: thats whats up

You: where u from alice

Stranger: the uk

You: you from newschoolers?

Stranger: NO!

Stranger: londonnn

 
You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i know it tells you to say hi

Stranger: but im pretty sure you cans ay what you want

You: yeah i'm pretty sure too

You: what you wearin

Stranger: the remnants of chads gap

You: how you get thier from the bottom of alta?

 
I found 3 people from ns

1st person said you from newschoolers then disconnected before I said anything

2nd person I said how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta they said ns then disconnected

3rd person im currently talking to dufus steez
 
hahahah got this response

Stranger: copy and paste works wonders as i paste a quote i found from google:

Stranger: "go to the uppermost parking lot and you will see a gate and you hike from there"

 
Stranger: newschoolers?

You: hola

You: YES

Stranger: sdcik

Stranger: whats your ns name

You: i be

You: yeastyboy11

Stranger: this is bob_gnarley

Stranger: baahahaha

You: ahahahhah
 
bahahaha this site is fucked up and asking for people to be raped... heres my convo

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: waddup

Stranger: hi there

You: chads gap?

Stranger: i'm a 13 year old girl

Stranger: and who are you?

You: i'm a 12 year old boy

Stranger: kk

You: nah just kidding im a 40 year old man

Stranger: wanna have a vert?

Stranger: )

anyways

You: define vert

Stranger: virtual sex, stupid.

You: sorry, i have sex naturally, im not too into that virtual stuff

Stranger: okay cya later..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
You: NEWSCHOOLERS

Stranger: omg

Stranger: finally

Stranger: fuck

You: hahahaha oh shit!

Stranger: ive just been making /b/tards lose the game until now

Stranger: this is way less fun than i expected

You: ive been jibbing them internets

 
You: im not a big fan of the place. too many people

Stranger: i'm a big city boy

Stranger: i was raised in London

You: oh.

Stranger: yes

You: a boy?

Stranger: man

You: so i guess the cybersex is going to get kinda weird eh

Stranger: cue disconnection
 
You: do you happen to know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: Would you like to have consensual sex in the missionary position?
 
you:Hi

Stranger: Why does everybody keep disconnecting me ;'(

you:idk sorry

you: are you a girl

stranger:yeah

you:are you sexy

stranger:no

you:bahahahahahahahhahahahaha

stranger:your a dick bye!
 
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: with your dick

You: THAT MAKES NO SINCE U COCK SUCKING CUMDUMPSTER

Stranger: mm love cum

Stranger: all over my face...

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: and my boobs

Stranger: love the feelin of cum runnin down my nipples

You: this is the Sarasota Police Depratment

Stranger: mmm i love a man in uniform

You: we need your ID. Or else our Agent Tanner Hall will find you

Stranger: ooooh, what's he gonna do to me when he finds me? i've been a very very naughty girl...

You: HE WILL SHOVE A FULL TILT UP YOUR ASS

You: THEN BREAK YOUR ANKELS

Stranger: mmmm yeah... thats the stuff

You: AND THEN TAKE YOU TO CHADS GAP AND RAPE YOU WITH A FULL TILT OVER HIS DICK

Stranger: oooh yeah baby...

Stranger: i want hot cum all over my bum

Stranger: and inside my wet pussy

You: SENDING AGENT TANNER HALL TO YOUR HOUSE

You: 3... 2... 1....

Stranger: ohh yeah baby im so hot

Stranger: i want cum... NOW!!

 
You: OH YEAH, KOOL AID

Stranger: Pardon me young lad but do you happen to know the direction in witch i should head in order to reach chads gap?

You: fuck you newschoolers

You: hahaha

Stranger: no fuck you internet pediphile

You: to answer your question - i hear ski patrol blew it up

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

who are you? identify yourself.
 
Stranger: hello

You: newbscholars?

Stranger: what

You: newschoolers.com

You: REPREZENT

Stranger: sry i am straight
 
You: hi im a lonely little girl just looking for chads gap, you wouldnt know how to find it would you?

Stranger: u again....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 
BLAP BLAPhaha i dont know if i like this very muchi found like 1 ns'er and the rest just wanted to cyber even after i told them i was born with out a torso
 
Stranger: u a chick or a dude?

You: yo

You: chick

Stranger: Ah im a lad

Stranger: where ye frm?

You: from united states america

Stranger: ah great nation

Stranger: Im from the equally great Ireland

Stranger: haha

You: would you like me to be your sex slave and love you for long time

Stranger: Depends

Stranger: Wat age are ye?

You: age doesnt matter because im a big gril

Stranger: u of age is all im askin im 17.

Stranger: Dont wanna be chattin with an underager or watever

You: its ok im 18

Stranger: ah rite

You: looking

Stranger: Well den

Stranger: haha deres a difference

Stranger: Wat age ye honestly

You: im

actually chris hansen with dateline nbc and we have tracked your ip

address and you will soon be contacted by your local police department

You: special agent tanner hall will arrive at your home immedgialty

 
You: chads gap?Stranger: girl or boy?You: bothStranger: sweet.Stranger: always wanted to fuck a trapYou: chads gap?Stranger: nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger niggerYour conversational partner has disconnected.
 
found: east_toast, eric., dufussteez(sp?) and some other guy who i ran into twice. show yourself! youre the one who said to add temsex@somethingsex.com, cockmando?
 
You: NS?Stranger: What?You: NS?Stranger: What?You: NS?Stranger: What?You: NS?Stranger: What?You: NS?Stranger: What?You: NS?Stranger: What?You: NS?Stranger: Dickbutt.You: NS?Stranger: The game.You: NS?Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: animal collective?

You: new schoolers?

Stranger: wat

You: newschoolers

You: chads gap

You: full tilts?

Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK

You: what the fuck is animal collective

Stranger: i asked you first

You: bitch dont talk back to me

Stranger: im not your bitch, friend

You: ass hole

Stranger: im not your asshole, bitch

You: i want to be in your ass hole

Stranger: my asshole wants to be around you

You: nice

Stranger: i didnt wipe last time i took a shit

Stranger: does that turn you on?

You: not at all

You: are you a boy?

Stranger: does it make a difference?

You: not really

Stranger: THEN LETS GET FREAKY

Stranger: AW YEAH

You: getting horny now

Stranger: so am i

Stranger: what are you wearing?

You: nothing

Stranger: i need a picture

You: no

Stranger: yes

You: you first

Stranger: fine, let me get the camera

Stranger: hold on

 
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta? p.s. you just lost the game.

Stranger: um

Stranger: well

Stranger: first you aproach him from behind

Stranger: take off your pants

Stranger: go for the gold

You: but tanner hall would come out and break your ankels

Stranger: you dont need them

Stranger: doesnt matter

You: he might break my penis?

Stranger: fuck him

Stranger: hard

Stranger: lambskin condom

You: ok will do

Stranger: dont want aids

 
its full of russian homos.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: NEVAR GONNA GIVE U UP

NEVAR GONNA LET YOU DOWN

you just lost the game

You: fuck

You: and got rolled

You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: да

Stranger: don't anderstand any word exept how do you get

You: you on newschoolers

You: ?

Stranger: what is it?

You:https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/main

Stranger: no

Stranger: i'm from /b/

You: haha 4chan

Stranger: 0chan

Stranger: russia

You: u have aids

Stranger: sry

You: dont share needles

Stranger: i haven't

Stranger: i had it from my nigra friend

Stranger: i met him athttps://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/main

You: wtf

Stranger: he was so cute

Stranger: but his ass was 9000 cure

Stranger: cuter*

You: and you let him put it in your ass, huh?

Stranger: no he let me

You: then you got aids

Stranger: you know hot it is?

Stranger: it's like you put penis to man's ass

You: im sorry, i dont want ur aids

You: faggot

You: cum dumpster

You: jizz recepticle

Stranger: sry

You: go to hell

 
You: hey i have a question

Stranger: lovely night for it

Stranger: yes please ask away

You: How do you get to chads gap from bottom of alta????

Stranger: i don't know (is there a punchline?)

You: no

You: i am truely puzzed

Stranger: oh. i'm afraid i don't know what those words mean

You: ive even looked at a trail map and everything

Stranger: okay.

Stranger: sorry i couldn't help. Ask someone else.

You: dont keep secrets

 
You: Hulloooo thar

You: Hello?

You: You there?

You: HELLO!?

You: ARE YOU THERE

You: ?

Stranger: I/m chattin with random stranger. i say hi

You: I said hi, about 10 times

You: So, whats up?

Stranger: i see

You: you see whats up?

You: Thats a little odd

You: I mean, I know people have talents but thats just....odd

Stranger: the roof is up

Stranger: the floor is down. i know.

You: Thanks captain obvious

You: YOU DIDNT THINK I KNEW THAT

You: I mean, you MUST be from Newschoolers

You: riiight?

Stranger: not at all

Stranger: hell no i m from be

You: be?

You: im from be?

Stranger: /b/

You: WHERE IS THAT?

You: I DIDNT ASK FOR MORE SINGLE LETTERS

Stranger: its in teh internets

You: Just tell me where you are from

You: country wise

Stranger: you can ask. i know a lot of them.

You: You really are a smartass

Stranger: oh i m from a big and cold country. and it s not canada

You: Muuudkippz?

Stranger: emmm

Stranger: i don't know where it is

You: You joookin dawgie?

You: I run this shit yo

You: I routinely case chads gap

You: and scream AHH FUCK MY ANKLES

Stranger: oh jeez! it's чяшише! пуе шт еру сфк!

Stranger: oh shi~

You: What?

You: You are talking in cyrillic

You: WTFUCKZORZ

You: ZROZOZOOZOZO

Stranger: it happens with me

You: Not with me?

You: Are you in Russia?

Stranger: it's because i'm retarded

You: Well that makes sense

Stranger: i'm deeply in Russia. Big, Nice Soviet Russia.

You: But that means you dont have a soul though

You: retards dont have souls you know

I think he disconnected after that.

 
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