Random Ass Shit

That really *was* scary! lol

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
WTF, that is the most screwed up thing, and what the h#ll are they saying? Wow I really am scared!!

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
you wanna see random ass shit?

WWW.SUPERBAD.COM

This is it.

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Ham: 'So...this is that 'fire' I've heard so much about. I never thought it could be so beautiful...'

Jay: 'Ham, your shirt's on fire.'
 
okay what the fuck?

WHAT the hell were they on? i mean wtf!

no go to www.threebrain.com

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
WHOA, what the hell was that, that was the most messed up thing ever

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
what the HELL was that?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
OMG! that was like one of the most random things i've vever seen! I've seen this site with more random ones though, let me find them.

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
http://www.rastabbq.com/flashintros/ they have some random ones, but they took down the best ones, i don't know why. One was a heavy metal song 'lobster sticks to magnet' and another one was Kung Fu Kenobi which was the freeze motion starwars film done with the toys. But they don't have them anymore so that sux.

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
holy shit both of thoes ar so funny i couldn't stop laughing hahahahaha oh god my gut hurts

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I like playing with my Huck Dollie

Nine_Milla_Killa-

Cool things to do in the shower...

1) Pee

2) Play with your weiner

3) Pretend to be a sprinkler

4) Sex up the girl who is in there with you

5) clean the mud off your skis from the parking lot.

6) Play with your weiner again!
 
Lobster sticks to magnet?

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Everything is scaring me tonight! Stop it all of yuo! IO cnan't type.

'The first girl I ever kissed sneezed in my mouth.' - A depressed John 'Sully' Sullivan.
 
sorry to intrude on this post im just testing a sig.

Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*

Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'

 
OMG that is so great, lobster stick to magnet!

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
Wow, I wish I was cool enough to have a sig like that.

~~~Dope Degenerate Donationg Dude~~~

Marge: Homer, stop picking at it.

Homer (with donut head): Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty. Well, time to go to work.

Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.

[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside]

Wiggum: Don't worry, boys. He's gotta come outta there sometime.
 
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