RAN OUT OF GUM!

Ass_Cock

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shit, we have no more gum...

'why the fuck didn't you say that?' amy after reading 'shit, we have no more gum...' after i typed it.

''cause i'm gonna post it' me

'oh, ok' amy

isn't that amazing, a thread about a conversation about a thread

the shark is in attack mode.

swamp chicken... it's tasty
 
you are retarded

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Jeez, he gets more excited over that than playboy'

-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
you are my hero.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
I'm with skipimp. You truly are my hero.

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'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'

~Detective

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
 


darryl we didnt need any more gum my jaw hurts this morning hard care i cant even eat!! ahhhh!!!

'it's a whibble'-Paul Flannery says as he wiggles the pipe!!
 
ahh, you guys had an oral night eh? yeah those are killer on the jaw.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
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