I am a day student at a private school and we chill in an area designated "the day hole." One kid's mom, a french teacher, came in one day and said "you need ze decoration, like picture of ze nekked wooman on ze locker." at which we all laughed hysterically. She then continued " no no no you did not get ze idea from moi. maybe just put picture of ze RAMBO." shes fucking hillarious. once someone said oh snap, which she interpreted as Mrs. Rogers is a bitch, so she said "yes i am a snappy lady, Mrs. Rogers the Snapper, yes. Well snap this." and she pushed him into a snow bank. real relevant to the thread i know.