come in fast, pop land spread eagle, slide on nuts, scream, cry, get stuck at peak of rail, swear at passing snowlerbladers, atempt to shuffle forwards, continue slide on now perminatly dammaged balls, get off rail, lie at base of rail with hand down pants, scream at japanise tourists, eventualy move, ski in a switch plow looking through your legs to the chair, get on chair, talk shit to 11 year old girls with you on chair, pass by rail and yell YYYEEEA BITCH...YOU MINE!!! congrats your ready for your pro sponsership!