rails, pipe, and jumps all on TELEMARKS!!! AMAZING

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go to this site to watch some of the most extreme and crazy tele skiing i have ever seen!! their amazing sliding 3 kink rails c's and box rails with some spins 5's in pipe and attempt to switch cork at end. best part tho is at the end the bloopers!

u have to check it out its amazing! its long too!
http://www.telemarktips.com/ParkVids.html

look at both of them

go BIG or go home!!! stellar to the max

- line 1260s
 
Yeh there is some school out west comprized of tele skiers, and they do all that shit. That is some amazing stuff.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
imagine doing it on cross country skis.. whoa!

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It's some crazy stuff, but i still think it's goofy looking when they land with one heel up.

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telemarking isnt made for the park, when the two are combined it looks gay.

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and more, much more than this, I did it my way
 
Go fuck your self Sid your just scared cause were taking over. Tele is sweet in park don't be scared just bend over and take it.

This year I hope to see more kids incorporating newschool with big mountain riding and getting out of the park.-Matt Levintal
 
tele looks tigh, they can sweet the shit out of their grabs and pull their skis like way out.

LINEjibSKI, 'who cares, drinking beer is fucking gay you fags.'
 
It looks GAY?! When you see a gay couple walking down the street,do you think: 'Damn telemarkers.'

GET A NEW WORD.

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That is just...impressive. Those guys kick ass. Although I ask myself why they opened that vid with some guy landing backseat on a backflip. Still, really sweet.

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there's a dude like that ^ at winter park.....my jaw introduces itself to my sternum when he busts shit

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
even if it doesnt look like a clean landing its because ur on tele's with soft boots and no support. these guys r tight and some of the best skiers i no r on tele's

go BIG or go home!!! stellar to the max

- line 1260s
 
there not xcountry skis dude, there teles

and andrew stillbaxter was at high north for session 1 03, and hes sick, he was killin it on the rails, switch 270 on and such

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
and its not easier at all, i dont no from experience but imagine for a second that ur landing switch and if u lean forward at all ur on ur kneesand shit, its crazy

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
they've got skills to pay the bills thats for sure

I ran three miles yesterday, finally I said 'here lady take your purse'
 
and even take some pills

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
sid, you wouldn't be saying that if you saw the tele-jibbers at High North last summer. They were throwin smooth cork 7s over the huge table (like 60 ft.) It was pretty nuts

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thanks for the props guys. our film 'switch' is just us goofing around, maybe next season we'll have bigger and smoother tricks...

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when ever i tryed to spin 3s the one ski would come up and distroy my shins.

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there's also a couple tele-groms at winter park that probably aren't old enough to drive yet but throw down pretty hard

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
im the opposite of most people i grew on tele's so i have way more fun with fixed heels. most people get bored with alpine and start to tele, but i got sick of tele.

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My state of mind purple

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sugarloar, it actually took some getting used to because in tele you are always a little back seat and i took me a little while to ride on the cuffs of my boots, and whoever thinks rails are sick on teles, you're easily impressed, because its no harder than with alpine bindings. Alpine is the way to go for jibbing and lift serve skiing in general the only real advantage tele has is on tours in the backcountry.

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- Josh Rainey

- Jackson Hole

I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas

My state of mind purple

'hide it in a vibrator and then stick it up your butt and let it vibrate the whole plane ride and through customs. good luck hiding your tiny ass boner while you do it.'-ericpollardkillsit

my gfs sister is fucken hot, so is her mom, i lay in bed at night with my hand on my dick thinking about an incested orgy with the 3 of them, i blow so fast-Lateralis
 
lets see some videos of this crazy tele shit.

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^^ go to the site genius.

And yeah, that halfpipe comp was kinda sad, but I'm loading the 'switch' vid right now, sounds like it's supposed to be pretty sweet, I sure hope better than the penciled straight airs in the halfpipe comp.

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thats some crazy ass shit, i dont even uderstand how you could get air without attached heels...

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Tricks on x-c skis is rediculous hard. First of all, they dont have edges. They are about 40 mm wide and really tall. In addition to that, even skate boots are still very, very soft so landings are incredibly hard. There was some site posted awhile back with some kids on the junior olympic team who hit the pipe and do other stuff on x-c skis.

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Tele is where its at. i was doing 3s on them my firsty day on them this season. and i broke the bindings of when i crashed

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