Rails are fun, grabs are wack, and wayne wong smoked more than tanner hall and mickael combined

The only thing Brad Holmes rips is butthole. Holmes wasn't punk, he may have hooked up with some scene kids and fucked his way through a pile of 13 year old boys, but he can't ski. he is a disgrace to california and humans a race. the only thing holmes is good at is sucking cock and competitive eating, cocks.
 
fuck yeah ! but grabs AND no grabs are fun...its pretty dumb to make set rules to anything really, sicne there is always going to be an exception...sometimes i like grabbing sometimes i dont, sometimes i use poles sometimes i dont. im not going going to limit the fun i could have by completely cutting out something that could maybe be interesting...if you ski without any preset guidelines (except when they actually matter i guess), its a whole lot more fun.
 
Can you get off Brad Holmes cock for a second? There isn't even any real skiing in Australia. Maybe you want to fly a 1000 miles to NZ? That is difference between Colorado and Texas*2. I am really sure that list of pros, all of whom are under 5'7'' could 'knock me', they weigh like 120 pounds. You are just trying to rationalize your backround of being gay, all of the real skiers come from compton, riding dirty, drinking MD and fucking bitches with diseases.
 
well put, grab's certainly shouldnt disapear but things like shifty's and other body position's shoul dbe something to be recond with
 
1st off im a way better skier than you 2nd seth aint small and neither is Homles, 3rd there are 14 ski areas in Australia, 5th mogul skiing is sick , I know soo many moguls skiers that will shit on your in park, big mountain or pipe, and straight up beat the shit out of you. Holmes rips he did alot for the sport you dont know shit about skiing you just talking shit on something for the sake of talking shit. With out moguls there would be no Freeskiing, casue JF and Jp would be snowboarding.
 
It is a dynamite point made originally in this thread. The whole "freestyle" movement has been done before. Though the tricks were different, the attitude and freedom of expression were all the same.

What killed it was multiple inverts, and doing the same tricks over and over.

Could we see another Wilson flip or cab 10 please?

 
not grabbing is way more fun i think.... i think it shows way more control too *that is if you don't flail* & i'm not talking about not grabbing and staying in a tucked ball, but not grabbing and keeping it relaxed just super lazy style
 
why is a newb snowboarder tearin up brad holmes? he would slap you silly why dont you email him about your problems im sure he would arrange a sit down.
 
Acutually, 1st off you aren't. I am sure you can claim harder than me though. Wow, 14 ski areas. That is one area for each cock that you have sucked, then claimed. Wow your mogul skier friends sound so cool. They can beat the shit out of me? No way! Maybe if they took their predator pants with knee pads off they could fight me. Holmes didn't do shit for the sport except allow kids to have a dream of sucking balls at skiing and then getting hooked up for it. Without mogul skiers whose cock would you suck?
 
damn. owned.

BUT quit saying people are gonna beat each other up. cause chuck lidell could be all of us up, but i'm sure he's pretty wack at skiing. so that's not a good argument.
 
glad your contributing to our sport. Thank you for your insightful posts, you are a credit to the human race.

BTW - what is your favorite bar in P-Town? The Malebox??

Rhode Island....get over yourself and quit being such an immature troll. Your posts are being read by people who really do ski for a living.

Hell, I invite you to Tahoe City, I will even pick you up at the airport...and take you to the predator wharehouse and Brad's home as well...then we can go skiing togetehr wouldn't that be swell??
 
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