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tonight i came home from school and my brother and i decided to go jibbing with the little amount of snow we have on the ground. we set up a jump onto a bike rack, anyways, my skis got tangled up in on each side of the rack and i slammed directly on my balls! i didnt slide off i just pounded the hell out of my ball sack. i checked them out in the light of a small building and i noticed that my hand was covered in blood, i gashed open my ball sack and i passed out, my brother drove me home and now the bleeding has stopped. i think im going to be alright, just a warning, make sure your not too cocky your first time out this season.

 
that is the most disturbing thing i have ever heard...i feel truly sorry for you...im so shaken up i can barely type this message....

-Kavana

And all the worlds a terrain park, and the people are merely jibbers.

-NewSchool Shakspere
 
uh, if my sack was bleeding i would go to the hospital. Just ask Cole...turned out he ripped hi urethra in half...try that on for size.

''Never trust anyone until you see their private parts.''
 
oh ive never racked myself, and i never wanna know that my sac is ripped... look for the cracked open testicle

-Grant

Chicken Wang?

*Fuck El Niño*
 
Jesus, is does he now have a 'Narrow Urethra'?

but if i were american, i wouldn't go to a hospital if my arm was falling off so....

(It costs way to fucken much to go)

'I'm still Ugly'
 
i dont feel any pain in my stomach or anything like that, so i didnt bust a nut....i just have a gash in my balls. its all good

ummm, whats an uretheum? or whatever your talking about

 
wierd, i wonder if anyone else has done this? my brother was laughing his ass off. i am going to be walking like a cowboy tomorrow, and its my grad pictures, good thing i didnt smash my face or anything. when i was in the air i just blacked out, i dont even remember taking off my skis! holy shit thats the scariest thing that has ever happened, i cried because i didnt want to go to the hospital

 
make sure your not too cocky your first time out this season. hahahahahaha. great way to end the story.haha.

viva la grenade
 
I dont want to hear 'urethra' and 'try that on for size' together in the same posting ever again.

 
you pussy you blacked out? i would have stuck my finger in there and fiddled with my balls. i would have seen if my third ball looks the same as my other to while i had the chance

you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
 
i have 4 balls, so its okay if i hurt a few of them, no worries....i did fiddle around with my balls, then when i pulled my hand out of my pants and it was dripping with blood i kinda started to worry a little, but its all good because i can still get a boner

 
be careful when your beating off to internet porn, youll get too into it and re open your sack, and pass out again. then your mom will find you with your pants off and you cock in your hand at the computer

-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
 
oh god. i pray this never happens to me. no one should have to go through that. *shudder*

I am not doing the grabs because I am getting a thrill out of touching my ski-JP Auclair

Salad is what food eats
 
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