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Crystal-needs-a-park

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I just thought I'd let everyone know how bad skiing has fucked me up this season, just in case you're all broken too... or if you just want to laugh at me. well first, the day after xmas i got a speeding ticket on the way up to the mountain, then 3 days later i underrotated a double back and split my eyebrow open and got 30 stiches or so. then 2 days before my birthday, march 9, i was skiing powder and had to launch off some rocks i didnt see until too late, cleared the rocks but wound up landing forward and smashing my face on my knee. bit through my lip... and ski pants... and sweats... and skin, right on down to my knee cap... and then the two front teeth that did all that damage peaced out... so i have fake ones now. and then today, i was testing out mammoths park, just airing the big tables, and i overshot one by a lot, fell about 30 ft and got a concussion. cant ski for 2 days, very gay... i have bad luck or something.

 
be like antony, dont use teeth, and carry them in your pocket for luck

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
haha that sucks dude, i havent gotten that badly injured this year, i think i broke my collar bone but i didnt do shit about it and i still have this big bumb stickin out of my skin where i hurt it, im not sure what that is, but it doesnt hurt so im ok

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Viva la Resistance!

 
word to that

don't throw stones if you live in a glass house;

and if you got a glass jaw you better watch your mouth

 
holy shit that blows, i havent even gotten 1 injury

If god turned ice into powder the east would be the next Bella Coola!
 
Yea... i fell down once.

~Jameson~

'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand, so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teaming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti.'
 
dynastar ur going down, u forgot to knock on wood focker

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Huh?

Coitus. Sex, intercourse, the act of love.

Oh, you mean coitus?
 
kornn101 is right... dynastar ur fucked

yo that must suck bad... there is a curse on u or something

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

 
I dislocated my hip teh first day our park had rials, then i got a concussion trying a misty the day our park groomed the landins PERFECTLY for progression.......soft, adn smooth oh well, it's all part of progression

 
broke a rib on a rainbow rail at stoneham last day their, bit through the tip of my tongue and scratched the fuck outta my arms yesterday doing a water crossing on 1 ski and landing on the rocks beside the landing, broke a pair of poles.. yea I don't compare..

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
wear a mouthguard for big jumps. one time i bit through my tongue and heard my teeth 'click' together inside my tongue. I could fit a straw through the hole. chewing gum helps but after that one i just got a mouthguard. and i hope your at least wearing a helmet.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
yah wear a helmet fo sure, but a mouthguard

the easiest way to not smoke yourself, is to not let adrenaline do your thinking for you. before you hit something you are hesitant on, think of how you are going to do it, what it will take, and how you'll feel when you stick it. i find i am much better prepared that way, especially when trying something new

 
some guy just died at my resort last week he was chewing gum, crashed swallowed it and choked to death before ski patrol ever found him. fuck gum mouthguard is better

Crashin' with Passion'
 
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