Racism is funny

I'm admin at another forum that's based entirely on that very concept. Well, also, sexism, elitism, and pretty much everything non-PC. Plus, the mods are total facists... we don't censor anything offensive, we just censor (or edit for comedic purposes) whatever we want. Usually annoying peoples' posts.

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its funny as hell but really its kinda mean. so thats why theres dead baby jokes

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Racism can be funny. You just need to take it in the right mind set.

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racism sucks...unless its against canadians

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'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
^looks like it could be a possible candidate for the GW

but yeah i have a racist joke thats pretty funny.

alright there is a white kid, and black kid, and a chineese kid, they are all in 4th grade, witch guy has the biggest cock?

the black guy because hes 16.

'...and i'm FRENCH! not all people in my country are stupid!'

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'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

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'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lips'

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its so funny! its real mean, but just hillarious to listen to. sometimes in school i'll make racist comments just around my friends for fun, and they are like 'OH MY GOSH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.' ...so annoying.

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canadian is not a race dumbass

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i mean, racism is bad and causes violence, but we're never going to get rid of it.. so why not enjoy it! heres 2 jokes of mine:

Did you hear the one about the mexican that went to college?

..neither did i

Why are black people so fast?

all the slow ones are in jail

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if everyone had a sense of humor, racism would be eliminated

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haha why dont u run over a black mans bike?

cuz it might be yours

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^my what? the bike or the black guy?

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ok, i got some,

how do you get blavk people to stop hanging out in your back yard?

hang them in the front yard.

how do you stop a black man from drowning?

take your foot off his head.

im not racist ive just herd them

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!
 
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yes, racism is funny. this is nothing new. in one of my history classes we had to watch a bunch of old racist cartoons. i was laughing my ass off. this one had a fellow grab his friends ankles and run him down a row of watermelons eating each in one bite. at the end of the row, the other man did the same, letting the previous runner eat a patch of melons. crazy sambos

 
fucking faggot nigger jews never shut their chink wetback mouths.

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There is a song from a musical which is a parody of sesame street. The Musical is called Avenue Q, the song that you should all listen to is 'Everyone's a little bit racist' its sooo funny.

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haha liek 60 percent of my school is chinese, we are all so racist to them but its all in fun

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Racism is what makes America great! It is the basis of our democratic way of life. The Founding Fathers were racist. If it weren't for racism, we still would have Injuns running around doing their queer rain dances. If it weren't for racism, we would never have seized the Southwest from Mexico. Thus we never would have had California. Thus we never would have had Hollywood. Thus we never would have had Arnold Sharzenegger (Hell! I don't know how to spell that damn Kraut's name.) Thus we never would have had Total Recall, which kicked ass. Thus if it weren't for racism, America would not even exist today. And now let us observe a moment of silence to pray for racism and its continued good health. Amen!

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racisam can be funny at times

i got1,,, wat do u do if in the middle of the night u see your tv floating

take out ur gun and say 'drop it nigga'

 
A white guy decides one day he wants to be black. He goes to a doctor and says 'i want to be black what can you do' the doctor goes 'well we're gonna have to perform surgery which would make your skin tone 100% darker, your dick 5% bigger, and your brain 85% smaller' the white guy agrees and the surgery is set for tomorrow. The next day the surgery is over. The former white guy wakes up shocked and the doctor walks over to him and says, 'Umm we made a little mistake. Accidentally we made your skin tone 50% darker, your dick 30% smaller, and your brain 95% smaller, is there anything we can do? Should we leave it?' the former white guy says, 'Si Senor.'

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'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
it is funny take an anthropology class and you will realize there is no such thing as human race.

the genetic differences between one so called 'race' has more varitions than compared to anther 'race' ie. chinese have more differences between other chinese than they have genetic differences between black people.

being a racist proves how truly ignorant you are

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what do ya get when you cross a nigger with an octopus?

I don't know either but you should see that thing pick cotton!

I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

 
hey Aggro_sk8! You ripped that line off Austin Powers numba three!!! Two years isnt enough to start calling things that you heard at the movies your own. try at least 5-7 years, unless the movie was like really, really good, because you should leave a good 10 years for those.

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i think racist jokes are funny but seriously hating them is wrong. i'd honestly like to see some more anti white jokes.

heres my racist joke of the day.

2 Nigs are walking down the street and they come to a building with a sign that says '$.99 to turn you white'. Well one reaches into his pocket and pulls out a buck and the other one only has 98 cents. So the one with the dollar says'I'll go in first, LeRoy, and give you my penny when i come out. Deal. So when he comes out, he is white and the guy who is still black says 'wheres that extra penny?' the now white guy looks at him and says, 'get a job, nigger'

 
i made this up completely by myself. The two things i hate in this world are people intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the dutch. Nope i didnt get this line from movies or anything, completely out of my own head.

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'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
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